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Tyranthraxus
05/26/23 1:44:49 AM
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It's just repeatedly smashing into the window. It sounds like someone rapping their fingers on a table as fast as possible.

I tried to take a picture but it's dark outside and this thing is really really fast.

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Tyranthraxus
05/26/23 1:53:08 AM
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I was able to finally get a good look at it. Seems to be a huge Luna moth. Like God damn this thing is so big it looks like a bird from some angles.

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Zikten
05/26/23 2:00:56 AM
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Is there light in the room of the window?
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evilpresident
05/26/23 2:03:05 AM
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Dude.

Lemme in.

I'm a fairy. Don't you believe in fairies?

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SomeLikeItHoth
05/26/23 2:04:32 AM
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Let him in. Moths need a home too.

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Tyranthraxus
05/26/23 2:06:51 AM
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Zikten posted...
Is there light in the room of the window?
Yes. Unfortunately I have no way to obscure this light. I guess there are curtains but closing them doesn't work very well.

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trappedunderice
05/26/23 2:10:56 AM
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Better get the moth balls ready
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Tyranthraxus
05/26/23 2:11:53 AM
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This is the best picture I could get:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/2/AARLwzAAEgt2.jpg

It has that huge ass wing-tail thing that didn't show up in the picture but extends about 1.5-2 inches past the abdomen. Corner of my door for scale.

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sabin017
05/26/23 2:13:12 AM
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https://youtu.be/g5qMaTgb4cg

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EthanSilver
05/26/23 2:13:50 AM
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That's gross, I don't like moths... give me the jibbies and warts.
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Tyranthraxus
05/26/23 2:14:15 AM
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EthanSilver posted...
That's gross, I don't like moths... give me the jibbies and warts.
I think he's cute, just really dumb

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EthanSilver
05/26/23 2:14:58 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I think he's cute, just really dumb
Dx
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MabusIncarnate
05/26/23 2:15:48 AM
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Let it in already, it might hurt itself

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Back_Stabbath
05/26/23 2:16:57 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
This is the best picture I could get:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/2/AARLwzAAEgt2.jpg

It has that huge ass wing-tail thing that didn't show up in the picture but extends about 1.5-2 inches past the abdomen. Corner of my door for scale.

thats a vampire

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Dakimakura
05/26/23 2:17:19 AM
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Are you sure it isnt a bat?

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Tyranthraxus
05/26/23 2:17:19 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Let it in already, it might hurt itself

It will definitely hurt itself if I let it in. My lightbulb has a perfect kill streak going when it comes to bugs.

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Tyranthraxus
05/26/23 2:20:30 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
Are you sure it isnt a bat?

Yes it slowed down for a few moments. I guess it got tired, and I was able to get a good look at it. It's definitely a moth of some kind. By the time I got out my camera it started going nuts again.

Right now I think it's contemplating the mysteries of life right behind the opaque part of my door. It hasn't made any noise in a while and I can't see it.

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xGhostchantx
05/26/23 2:47:40 AM
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put it in your mouth

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EthanSilver
05/26/23 2:49:54 AM
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xGhostchantx posted...
put it in your mouth
Oh gawd... okay I'm done.

Doesn't help my imagination can be too vivid sometimes.... Dx
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Heartomaton
05/26/23 2:53:06 AM
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EthanSilver posted...
Oh gawd... okay I'm done.

Doesn't help my imagination can be too vivid sometimes.... Dx

Crunch.

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Alteres
05/26/23 2:56:32 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Crunch.
More like

*Floof*

not much crunchy in a moth

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Dakimakura
05/26/23 2:57:10 AM
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I am learning a lot about moth today

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Heartomaton
05/26/23 2:57:39 AM
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Alteres posted...
More like

*Floof*

not much crunchy in a moth

YOU'RE NOT MUCH CRUNCHY.

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VFalcone
05/26/23 3:26:36 AM
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Alteres posted...
More like

*Floof*

not much crunchy in a moth
More like a *squish* as EthanSilver inevitably bites down on its massive, fat abdomen that takes up the majority of its body weight. Like a jelly donut, the incredibly thick, viscous green or orange fluids that were on the inside gush out all over the inside of his mouth, including tongue and teeth as the abdomen pops. The massive moth will still be frantically flapping its wings as the furry, fuzzy insect body prevents it from simply sliding out of his mouth, especially now that its entire girth and guts swish around Ethan's mouth.

The unfathomable taste and texture reach his brain as he screams in sheer panic. Meanwhile the moth dooms itself as it makes its way down his throat. Triggering the gag reflex and being sprayed out in a sea of vomit. Refusing to move his tongue, mouth agape, he rushes to wash his mouth with water and mouthwash. But unfortunately however...

...the taste will never be forgotten.

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King_Rial
05/26/23 3:33:29 AM
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VFalcone posted...
More like a *squish* as EthanSilver inevitably bites down on its massive, fat abdomen that takes up the majority of its body weight. Like a jelly donut, the incredibly thick, viscous green or orange fluids that were on the inside gush out all over the inside of his mouth, including tongue and teeth as the abdomen pops. The massive moth will still be frantically flapping its wings as the furry, fuzzy insect body prevents it from simply sliding out of his mouth, especially now that its entire girth and guts swish around Ethan's mouth.

The unfathomable taste and texture reach his brain as he screams in sheer panic. Meanwhile the moth dooms itself as it makes its way down his throat. Triggering the gag reflex and being sprayed out in a sea of vomit. Refusing to move his tongue, mouth agape, he rushes to wash his mouth with water and mouthwash. But unfortunately however...

...the taste will never be forgotten.

FIN
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God DAMN IT!

*takes off pants*

At least Morbid Masturbating May is almost over. I'm getting real sick of this shit.

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Heartomaton
05/26/23 3:36:12 AM
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VFalcone posted...


https://gfycat.com/familiaranyferret

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The_Wheelman1
05/26/23 3:46:30 AM
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Misread topic as huge ass fat mom trying to get in my house

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Machete
05/26/23 4:04:44 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/4/AAZwnuAADVag.jpg

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Alteres
05/26/23 2:22:19 PM
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Glad I went through my amp and read that.

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