Current Events > Why dont joker and batman just kiss?

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Im making this topic in hoping someone stealth drops official art of batman and joker kissing

wbloechel posted...

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It woudn't make sense. I don't think, even if they were gay.

It's not a tsundare sort of thing with them. They very much are at apposing ends.

It's not a foreplay kind of hate thing, but a lib vs red cap kind of antagonism.

They did in one sense. Flashpoint Paradox had Bruces parents as Batman and Joker.

I believe Joker is in love with Batman, in a sense. Not sexually. I don't think Joker feels sexual urges. But I think Joker feels an intense obsession towards Batman. If Joker was ever to love anyone on the entire planet, it would be Batman.

Ivany2008 posted...

They did in one sense. Flashpoint Paradox had Bruces parents as Batman and Joker.

Huh?

And does it really count if it was some bizarro paradox world? I don't think so bud!

Ivany2008 posted...

They did in one sense. Flashpoint Paradox had Bruces parents as Batman and Joker.

Joker is bruce mother, Where's the real joker?

Zikten posted...

I believe Joker is in love with Batman, in a sense. Not sexually. I don't think Joker feels sexual urges. But I think Joker feels an intense obsession towards Batman. If Joker was ever to love anyone on the entire planet, it would be Batman.

Hmm, this can/does make some sense.

But that stuff would still not be mutual, ignoring the "nonsexual" love aspect.

EthanSilver posted...

Hmm, this can/does make some sense.

But that stuff would still not be mutual, ignoring the "nonsexual" love aspect.

They really poke at this in Lego Batman movie

_____Cait posted...

They really poke at this in Lego Batman movie

That doesn't count!

Don't ruin my like of the Batman/Joker relationship as is...

I'll fight you Cait!

Now I'm wondering about Batman Who Laughs and

SPOILERS FOR DARK KNIGHTS METAL

If there was a universe where Batman Who Laughs exists, but Joker survived his creation. And you have Joker and Batman Who Laughs running around together. I wonder what that would be like

Poorly posted...

Joker is bruce mother, Where's the real joker?

No clue. All I know is that in the Paradox version, she goes mad because Bruce is murdered in front of her eyes. I don't know if she eventually falls into a vat like the original Joker. Meanwhile Thomas turns into my favorite version of Batman, the one that doesn't give a damn about taking someone out if it means they won't be coming back to harm him in the future.

Ivany2008 posted...

No clue. All I know is that in the Paradox version, she goes mad because Bruce is murdered in front of her eyes. I don't know if she eventually falls into a vat like the original Joker. Meanwhile Thomas turns into my favorite version of Batman, the one that doesn't give a damn about taking someone out if it means they won't be coming back to harm him in the future.

Punisher wears bat symbols is a disgrace to its legacy

In the nightmare scenario in Justice League Zack Snyder's cut, Joker talks about giving Batman a reach-around.

Don't remember if they kissed, but I do recall a different great moment in Batman Black and White (think it was Simon Bisely's story) in the before times. Joker was pissed Batman got all the great splash pages, while Batman lamented that Joker got to have the best monologues.

What if giving joker a good loving is the cure for what ails him? Think batman would go for it?

Poorly posted...

Joker is bruce mother, Where's the real joker?

Well you see, the joker is an idea...

The one thing we know about Joker's backstory is that he was robbing a chemical plant with the Red Hood gang when Batman interfered.

Flashpoint is a universe where Batman is a vicious murderer, so he probably caught a bullet. And because of his big stupid helmet preventing Tommy from headshotting him, he probably died slow.

I'm the Joker, baby! - The Joker