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No_U_L7 05/17/23 5:14:14 PM #1: |
Yeah lets use an extremely tiny, thin, scratchy, dry paper to clean the grossest mess on the most sensitive part of my body All toilets should have bidets and wet wipes available --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starks 05/17/23 5:15:14 PM #2: |
Even Charmin ultra strong benefits from a sink and soap nearby. I'm pretty close to buying a bidet. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TaylorHeinicke 05/17/23 5:15:43 PM #3: |
the old owners of my house left behind their bidet it is a fucking life changer --- St. Louis Battlehawks (7-3) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bass 05/17/23 5:15:52 PM #4: |
I'm honestly appalled that bidets aren't standard here. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starks 05/17/23 5:16:29 PM #5: |
How essential is having a hot water line or heating element for a bidet? --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Derwood 05/17/23 5:22:53 PM #6: |
So now you have a clean (but wet) ass How are you dryin'? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 05/17/23 5:24:04 PM #7: |
Derwood posted... So now you have a clean (but wet) assWith the attached blower function that comes with a bidet. --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Powdered_Toast 05/17/23 5:24:04 PM #8: |
skill issue --- Want some rye? 'Course ya do! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 05/17/23 5:24:41 PM #9: |
I use the three seashells. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Derwood 05/17/23 5:28:15 PM #10: |
A_Good_Boy posted... With the attached blower function that comes with a bidet. But do they all have that function? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 05/17/23 5:29:38 PM #11: |
Derwood posted... So now you have a clean (but wet) ass Gravity dries you out in like 10 sec --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 05/17/23 5:30:09 PM #12: |
Derwood posted... But do they all have that function?All the ones I've used have it. --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 05/17/23 5:35:11 PM #13: |
It's easy. First you take the 3 sea shells, then something, then you're good to go. --- D ... Copied to Clipboard!
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assboobsgames 05/17/23 5:36:10 PM #14: |
Team bidet all day. Wash your ass. --- nobody is going to miss your worthless corpse, not even your mother, when it's rotting in the ground as food for worms and other carrion eaters -SaadishsnakeNGG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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samsungsalt 05/17/23 5:39:52 PM #15: |
folded up and in my hands --- my old computer died and i didn't feel like resetting the password to my original account, so i created this one instead. now i only use it when i use my iphone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starks 05/17/23 6:04:14 PM #16: |
I don't understand people that wrap it around their hands. You're wasting layers. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 05/17/23 6:07:31 PM #18: |
Zangulus posted... Wet wipes are disgusting. I dont want a trash can for shitty wipes in my bathroom. Use a bidet with it then I have a good small closing trash can that I change out twice a wk --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starks 05/17/23 6:07:49 PM #19: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] You're supposed to flush them even though they're really not flushable at times. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TaylorHeinicke 05/17/23 6:08:35 PM #20: |
Starks posted... How essential is having a hot water line or heating element for a bidet?Would be a luxury, not a requirement. Mine is ice cold. --- St. Louis Battlehawks (7-3) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 05/17/23 6:10:11 PM #21: |
TaylorHeinicke posted...
Why is it ice coldshould be room temperature same toilet in the bowl or tank --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 05/17/23 6:35:45 PM #24: |
I eat the toilet paper so that when I take a shit it cleans as it comes out. Easy peasy --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Derwood 05/17/23 6:51:52 PM #25: |
Do bidet users just refuse to shit in public restrooms? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 05/17/23 6:56:23 PM #26: |
Derwood posted... Do bidet users just refuse to shit in public restrooms? Why do you think I hate working in the office --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MorganTJ 05/17/23 6:56:53 PM #27: |
Derwood posted... Do bidet users just refuse to shit in public restrooms?Having switched over to bidets last year, it's way more of a bummer using public restrooms than it was before. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Auto_Chrisbot 05/17/23 6:59:29 PM #28: |
@Starks posted...
Oh ho ho. Oh ho ho! No you're not! Unless you want an eventual big plumbing bill. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MorbidFaithless 05/17/23 6:59:39 PM #29: |
So does the water go all the way in your asshole or is it just a spray at the entrance?? --- walk like thunder ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 05/17/23 7:00:55 PM #30: |
MorbidFaithless posted... So does the water go all the way in your asshole or is it just a spray at the entrance?? It can go in if you relax it, but I find its better to clench so it just cleans the surface. If it goes in, it just feels like you have to poop water --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TaylorHeinicke 05/18/23 3:48:05 PM #31: |
MorbidFaithless posted... So does the water go all the way in your asshole or is it just a spray at the entrance?? No_U_L7 posted... It can go in if you relax it, but I find its better to clench so it just cleans the surface. If it goes in, it just feels like you have to poop waterYea I've done both. Occasionally you feel like you need a deep clean but other times surface is fine. No_U_L7 posted... Why is it ice coldshould be room temperature same toilet in the bowl or tankOur basement is below grade so it's always nice and cold down there, and I think it pulls from the sink line instead of the toilet line. I'm not totally sure if that's accurate or an explanation though. But everything down there is cold. --- St. Louis Battlehawks (7-3) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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