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No_U_L7
05/17/23 5:14:14 PM
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Yeah lets use an extremely tiny, thin, scratchy, dry paper to clean the grossest mess on the most sensitive part of my body

All toilets should have bidets and wet wipes available

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Starks
05/17/23 5:15:14 PM
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Even Charmin ultra strong benefits from a sink and soap nearby.

I'm pretty close to buying a bidet.

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TaylorHeinicke
05/17/23 5:15:43 PM
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the old owners of my house left behind their bidet

it is a fucking life changer

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Bass
05/17/23 5:15:52 PM
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I'm honestly appalled that bidets aren't standard here.

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Starks
05/17/23 5:16:29 PM
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How essential is having a hot water line or heating element for a bidet?

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Derwood
05/17/23 5:22:53 PM
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So now you have a clean (but wet) ass

How are you dryin'?
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A_Good_Boy
05/17/23 5:24:04 PM
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Derwood posted...
So now you have a clean (but wet) ass

How are you dryin'?
With the attached blower function that comes with a bidet.

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Powdered_Toast
05/17/23 5:24:04 PM
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skill issue

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CableZL
05/17/23 5:24:41 PM
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I use the three seashells.

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Derwood
05/17/23 5:28:15 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
With the attached blower function that comes with a bidet.

But do they all have that function?
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No_U_L7
05/17/23 5:29:38 PM
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Derwood posted...
So now you have a clean (but wet) ass

How are you dryin'?


Gravity dries you out in like 10 sec

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A_Good_Boy
05/17/23 5:30:09 PM
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Derwood posted...
But do they all have that function?
All the ones I've used have it.

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FigureOfSpeech
05/17/23 5:35:11 PM
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It's easy. First you take the 3 sea shells, then something, then you're good to go.

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assboobsgames
05/17/23 5:36:10 PM
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Team bidet all day.

Wash your ass.

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samsungsalt
05/17/23 5:39:52 PM
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folded up and in my hands

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Starks
05/17/23 6:04:14 PM
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I don't understand people that wrap it around their hands. You're wasting layers.

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No_U_L7
05/17/23 6:07:31 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Wet wipes are disgusting. I dont want a trash can for shitty wipes in my bathroom.


Use a bidet with it then

I have a good small closing trash can that I change out twice a wk

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Starks
05/17/23 6:07:49 PM
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You're supposed to flush them even though they're really not flushable at times.

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TaylorHeinicke
05/17/23 6:08:35 PM
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Starks posted...
How essential is having a hot water line or heating element for a bidet?
Would be a luxury, not a requirement. Mine is ice cold.

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No_U_L7
05/17/23 6:10:11 PM
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TaylorHeinicke posted...

Would be a luxury, not a requirement. Mine is ice cold.

Why is it ice coldshould be room temperature same toilet in the bowl or tank

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Strider102
05/17/23 6:35:45 PM
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I eat the toilet paper so that when I take a shit it cleans as it comes out.

Easy peasy

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Derwood
05/17/23 6:51:52 PM
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Do bidet users just refuse to shit in public restrooms?
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No_U_L7
05/17/23 6:56:23 PM
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Derwood posted...
Do bidet users just refuse to shit in public restrooms?


Why do you think I hate working in the office

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MorganTJ
05/17/23 6:56:53 PM
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Derwood posted...
Do bidet users just refuse to shit in public restrooms?
Having switched over to bidets last year, it's way more of a bummer using public restrooms than it was before.
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Auto_Chrisbot
05/17/23 6:59:29 PM
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@Starks posted...

You're supposed to flush them even though they're really not flushable at times.


Oh ho ho. Oh ho ho! No you're not! Unless you want an eventual big plumbing bill.

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MorbidFaithless
05/17/23 6:59:39 PM
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So does the water go all the way in your asshole or is it just a spray at the entrance??

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No_U_L7
05/17/23 7:00:55 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
So does the water go all the way in your asshole or is it just a spray at the entrance??


It can go in if you relax it, but I find its better to clench so it just cleans the surface. If it goes in, it just feels like you have to poop water

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TaylorHeinicke
05/18/23 3:48:05 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
So does the water go all the way in your asshole or is it just a spray at the entrance??

No_U_L7 posted...
It can go in if you relax it, but I find its better to clench so it just cleans the surface. If it goes in, it just feels like you have to poop water
Yea I've done both. Occasionally you feel like you need a deep clean but other times surface is fine.

No_U_L7 posted...
Why is it ice coldshould be room temperature same toilet in the bowl or tank
Our basement is below grade so it's always nice and cold down there, and I think it pulls from the sink line instead of the toilet line. I'm not totally sure if that's accurate or an explanation though. But everything down there is cold.

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