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Damn_Underscore
05/16/23 11:19:46 PM
#1:


Have you?


did you talk to her

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RetsuZaiZen
05/16/23 11:20:51 PM
#2:


I talked to my ex all the time, yea

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TaylorHeinicke
05/16/23 11:42:03 PM
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Yeah. I was in the aisle and her the window. I saw her glance back to the bathroom a few times so I could tell she was thinking of going. So I pretended to be asleep, which meant I got a full on lap dance as she crawled all over me. Even better, on the way back, her ass was inches from my face. My nose actually brushed a cheek. I winked at her as I deplaned (I'm rich so I checked a bag - didn't have to fumble around with the overhead plebs, just walked off).

And that woman's name? Olivia Rodrigo.

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