LogFAQs


Current Events > Nowhere in Dracula does it mention Dracula not being a sasquatch

Topic List
Page List: 1
Priere
05/15/23 7:35:58 AM
#1:


Sooooo what I'm saying is, there is a strong chance that Drac is a Squatch

---
https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif
https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto
05/15/23 7:38:46 AM
#2:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/8/AAS_qZAAEenQ.jpg

---
Don't you agree, Zach?
https://streamable.com/bmh5oq
... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark
05/15/23 7:38:57 AM
#3:


You can't argue with that science.

---
http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch
05/15/23 7:40:07 AM
#4:


I've never seen TC, Dracula or Sasquatch in the same room

---
Honey I'm an open book
And you and me are long since overdue
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
05/15/23 7:41:19 AM
#5:


The original Dracula book was just a metaphor for talking shit about foreigners.

People seem to have forgot that because Vampires wound up being sexy pop culture icons

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere
05/15/23 7:54:56 AM
#6:


UnfairRepresent posted...
The original Dracula book was just a metaphor for talking shit about foreigners.

People seem to have forgot that because Vampires wound up being sexy pop culture icons
You thinking a baby squatch?

Touch posted...
I've never seen TC, Dracula or Sasquatch in the same room
All I'm saying is you need to stop looking into this issue before you get too deep...

---
https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif
https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn
05/15/23 8:02:38 AM
#7:


If you were to describe someone as a very hairy dude with super strength, I'd be more inclined to think of a sasquatch over an immortal eastern European dude. The description fits both, but Occam's Razor clearly points us towards sasquatch here.

---
I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness.
... Copied to Clipboard!
#8
Post #8 was unavailable or deleted.
Vampire_Chicken
05/15/23 8:17:41 AM
#9:


It doesn't specifically exclude the possibility that he's an armchair, either.

---
All the good usernames were already taken.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a
05/15/23 8:20:05 AM
#10:


Idk. Novel Dracula eats human babies, but Sasquatch famously eats Slim Jims, which are neither humans nor babies, despite some misleading marketing campaigns.

---
Lusa Cfaad Taydr
... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob
05/15/23 8:24:40 AM
#11:


I find it strange that hes rarely depicted with a beard, despite having one in the novel.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DamnSasquatch
05/17/23 6:17:37 AM
#12:


what is this

---
"I'll tell you who stole those lunches. That damn sasquatch."
... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres
05/17/23 6:27:11 AM
#13:


DamnSasquatch posted...
what is this
We hear you might be undead, and hairy

---
........the ghost in the machine...
IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982
... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM
05/17/23 6:34:05 AM
#14:


well this topic just inspired me to pitch a movie to SyFy about a sasquach dracula called "Sasquachula". about how the sasquach moved to Romania and got bit by Dracula and a team of explorers are searching for it...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1