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Blightzkrieg
05/11/23 6:27:59 PM
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Do they even have one? I saw the first movie, one other movie, and Bumblebee. They were basically incomprehensible to me.

Somebody give me a rundown of this Bionicle shit.

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Shrek
05/11/23 6:36:01 PM
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louis stevens tries to sell these broken glasses on ebay, but it turns out the glasses can see robot or some shit, so robots attack him for the glasses so his car shows up to beat off the other robots and then more robots show up and then we're in the desert being attacked by more robots and then those robots blow up a military base, so mr sir hires some super cool hackerman to do some stuff involving the robots and then louis stevens is back and now they're at the hoover dam and the robots fight each other and then the main good robot shoves an ice cube into the main bad robots chest and he runs away and then the bad robots go to the moon and find some ancient super evil robot who attacks shia lebouf again for reasons i'm still not entirely sure about but there is a giant robot with a huge nutsack so that's cool, and then shia lebeouf kills everyone before he, himself, flies to the moon before all the bad robots attack chicago, for some reason, so shia goes there with the military dudes from the first movie it's a callback and they kill some robots before freeing the good robots who then have a traitor among them who tries to teleport a cool ass faraday cage around earth for, reasons or some shit idk, and then bam now we're chillin with marky mark as he tries to stop this adult man from having sex with his underage daughter and then robots get involved again with that, and dinosaurs and i don't fuckin know dude

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rjsilverthorn
05/11/23 6:44:05 PM
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Shit blows up.
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Blightzkrieg
05/11/23 6:52:40 PM
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Shrek posted...
louis stevens tries to sell these broken glasses on ebay, but it turns out the glasses can see robot or some shit, so robots attack him for the glasses so his car shows up to beat off the other robots and then more robots show up and then we're in the desert being attacked by more robots and then those robots blow up a military base, so mr sir hires some super cool hackerman to do some stuff involving the robots and then louis stevens is back and now they're at the hoover dam and the robots fight each other and then the main good robot shoves an ice cube into the main bad robots chest and he runs away and then the bad robots go to the moon and find some ancient super evil robot who attacks shia lebouf again for reasons i'm still not entirely sure about but there is a giant robot with a huge nutsack so that's cool, and then shia lebeouf kills everyone before he, himself, flies to the moon before all the bad robots attack chicago, for some reason, so shia goes there with the military dudes from the first movie it's a callback and they kill some robots before freeing the good robots who then have a traitor among them who tries to teleport a cool ass faraday cage around earth for, reasons or some shit idk, and then bam now we're chillin with marky mark as he tries to stop this adult man from having sex with his underage daughter and then robots get involved again with that, and dinosaurs and i don't fuckin know dude
I remember King Arthur was involved somehow but I might be getting it mixed up with Fast and the Furious

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Metalsonic66
05/11/23 6:52:43 PM
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Most of them contradict each other in some way

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Zareth
05/11/23 7:35:03 PM
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Shiah Lebouff yells "OPTIMUS!" Optimus Prime says things that sound cool but don't mean anything. Military people in the desert do military things. Incomprehensible CG of robots doing robot things. John Turturro embarrasses himself as an actor.

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ConfusedTorchic
05/11/23 7:40:56 PM
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Zareth posted...
Shiah Lebouff yells "OPTIMUS!" Optimus Prime says things that sound cool but don't mean anything. Military people in the desert do military things. Incomprehensible CG of robots doing robot things. John Turturro embarrasses himself as an actor.
the transformer movies are arguably his best performances

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Metalsonic66
05/11/23 7:59:46 PM
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ConfusedTorchic posted...
the transformer movies are arguably his best performances
No, that would be Anger Management

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PK_Spam
05/11/23 8:25:25 PM
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Half what are you doing obsessing over giant robots??? Shouldnt you be looking at the hot laaaaddddiiiieeeessss we have! Half military is so cool

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FrozenBananas
05/11/23 9:34:43 PM
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no that would be Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps

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Zareth
05/12/23 12:11:01 AM
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ConfusedTorchic posted...
the transformer movies are arguably his best performances
why does it not surprise me that you don't like the Cohen brothers

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ConfusedTorchic
05/12/23 12:49:19 AM
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the hell are you even talking about now

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Metalsonic66
05/12/23 1:59:07 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/5/AAFUswAAEd6h.jpg

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Krazy_Kirby
05/12/23 2:15:27 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=egBy2i_4pf8&pp=ygUbcGl0Y2ggbWVldGluZyB0cmFuc2Zvcm1lcnMg

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