Current Events > Goofy beats Ron DeSantis to death with a crowbar

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Antifar 04/28/23 6:35:18 PM #1:	https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1651964764594003972 RIP to Ron DeSantis --- Please don't be weird in my topics <cite>Antifar posted [p:973139745] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1651964764594003972RIP to Ron DeSantis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 04/28/23 6:37:10 PM #2:	...I will not share my thoughts --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/bmh5oq <cite>boxoto posted [p:973139785] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>...I will not share my thoughts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 04/28/23 6:37:11 PM #3:	It's Goofy time. --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:973139786] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>It's Goofy time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheBreadedOne 04/28/23 6:39:18 PM #4:	Goofy would use a shield. --- http://i.imgur.com/Ept5Ldj.gif <cite>TheBreadedOne posted [p:973139844] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Goofy would use a shield.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 04/28/23 6:39:24 PM #5:	Gawrsh <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:973139846] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Gawrsh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dameon_reaper 04/28/23 6:39:46 PM #6:	TheBreadedOne posted... Goofy would use a shield. Only if people wanted to know it was him. <cite>dameon_reaper posted [p:973139854] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>TheBreadedOne posted... </cite><quote>Goofy would use a shield.</quote>Only if people wanted to know it was him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 04/28/23 6:40:06 PM #7:	It's gonna take forever to clean that out of your fur, Goofy. Think before you act. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:973139859] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>It's gonna take forever to clean that out of your fur, Goofy.Think before you act.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RZArector 04/28/23 6:40:58 PM #8:	Hell yeah Goofy, great job --- https://vsmusick.wordpress.com/ https://www.last.fm/user/doesntexist420 <cite>RZArector posted [p:973139873] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Hell yeah Goofy, great job</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 04/28/23 6:41:03 PM #9:	https://youtu.be/e2r4oaRiqfc --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:973139874] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/e2r4oaRiqfc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 04/28/23 6:41:22 PM #10:	People that paid for twitter are really upset at this one lol --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:973139883] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>People that paid for twitter are really upset at this one lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeeak4444 04/28/23 6:47:38 PM #11:	Antifar posted... https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1651964764594003972 RIP to Ron DeSantis only if the P stands for Piss --- Typical gameFAQers are "Complainers that always complain about those who complain about real legitimate complaints."-Joker_X <cite>Zeeak4444 posted [p:973140021] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite><quote>https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1651964764594003972RIP to Ron DeSantis</quote>only if the P stands for Piss</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 04/28/23 6:48:51 PM #12:	The comments are filled with crying conservatives <cite>Zikten posted [p:973140046] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>The comments are filled with crying conservatives </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andel 05/01/23 4:24:54 AM #13:	lmao --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis <cite>andel posted [p:973188217] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 05/01/23 4:26:46 AM #14:	Tag --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:973188232] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Tag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/01/23 4:32:40 AM #15:	Those comments, lol --- "They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through." <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:973188274] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Those comments, lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chud82 05/01/23 4:43:01 AM #16:	Zikten posted... The comments are filled with crying conservatives What are the poor souls saying? --- Chud and proud. Beware the pods. <cite>Chud82 posted [p:973188342] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>The comments are filled with crying conservatives</quote>What are the poor souls saying?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 05/01/23 4:49:38 AM #17:	Age restricted tweet? Booo! --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:973188370] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Age restricted tweet?Booo!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/01/23 4:52:43 AM #18:	Antifar posted... https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1651964764594003972 RIP to Ron DeSantis Lol they seriously flagged this as sensitive --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:973188389] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite><quote>https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1651964764594003972RIP to Ron DeSantis</quote>Lol they seriously flagged this as sensitive</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WrestlinFan 05/01/23 4:52:59 AM #19:	I am dying at the salt in the comments. They really can't take it. --- Trying to burn the bridges to a culture that taught us to hate and fear and live like cogs in a machine and not like lovers, friends, and kin. <cite>WrestlinFan posted [p:973188390] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>I am dying at the salt in the comments. They really can't take it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/01/23 4:53:00 AM #20:	Thompson posted... Age restricted tweet? Booo! https://www.theonion.com/goofy-beats-ron-desantis-to-death-with-crowbar-1850384608 --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:973188391] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Thompson posted... </cite><quote>Age restricted tweet?Booo!</quote>https://www.theonion.com/goofy-beats-ron-desantis-to-death-with-crowbar-1850384608</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 05/01/23 4:57:47 AM #21:	Hyuck around and find out --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:973188416] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Hyuck around and find out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 05/01/23 5:20:51 AM #22:	"Satire is supposed to be one funny and two have a hint of truth to it" Lmfao this is what Disney is going to do to Meatball Ron. So there is a hint of truth to it. The funny part is that DeSantis believes he can pick a fight with the Mouse and win. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:973188534] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>"Satire is supposed to be one funny and two have a hint of truth to it" Lmfao this is what Disney is going to do to Meatball Ron. So there is a hint of truth to it. The funny part is that DeSantis believes he can pick a fight with the Mouse and win. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cthulhu_Fhtagn 05/01/23 6:08:54 AM #23:	Zikten posted... The comments are filled with crying conservatives Is there another kind of conservative --- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn <cite>Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted [p:973188847] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>The comments are filled with crying conservatives</quote>Is there another kind of conservative </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delta_Force 05/01/23 6:14:02 AM #24:	"It's not about money, it's about sending a message". --- More Bush on Obama's Clinton! What the hell does "should of" mean? <cite>Delta_Force posted [p:973188876] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>"It's not about money, it's about sending a message".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 05/01/23 6:31:36 AM #25:	And these same people cheered when that one Congressman had a video that had AOC being shot in it. --- Eat the rich Destroy the GOP <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:973189000] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>And these same people cheered when that one Congressman had a video that had AOC being shot in it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 05/01/23 6:35:36 AM #26:	Ricemills posted... Hyuck around and find out Dammit, I was gonna make that joke. --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:973189027] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Ricemills posted... </cite><quote>Hyuck around and find out</quote>Dammit, I was gonna make that joke.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Punished_Blinx 05/01/23 6:41:14 AM #27:	The funniest thing about this now is that idiot conservatives specifically pay to have their crybaby whining to be at the top of the replies. --- A Fallen Mascot <cite>Punished_Blinx posted [p:973189066] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>The funniest thing about this now is that idiot conservatives specifically pay to have their crybaby whining to be at the top of the replies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 05/01/23 7:44:16 AM #29:	Beaten by a Mouse, put out of his misery by a Dog(?). --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:973189563] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Beaten by a Mouse, put out of his misery by a Dog(?).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 05/01/23 7:49:07 AM #30:	Chud82 posted... What are the poor souls saying? Saying it's offensive and some are saying that The Babylon Bee is better than The Onion <cite>Zikten posted [p:973189620] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Chud82 posted... </cite><quote>What are the poor souls saying?</quote>Saying it's offensive and some are saying that The Babylon Bee is better than The Onion</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 05/01/23 7:52:15 AM #31:	008Zulu posted... Beaten by a Mouse, put out of his misery by a Dog(?). Almost a trifecta, you could say... "Hey DeSantis, I heard you're not as popular as Trump, so we're gonna have a duck beat you up so you can lose to Donald while losing to Donald." --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:973189651] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>008Zulu posted... </cite><quote>Beaten by a Mouse, put out of his misery by a Dog(?).</quote>Almost a trifecta, you could say..."Hey DeSantis, I heard you're not as popular as Trump, so we're gonna have a duck beat you up so you can lose to Donald while losing to Donald."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 05/01/23 7:56:23 AM #32:	the responses are pretty funny --- http://error1355.com/ce/averagejoel.html "Athens needed Socrates and this board needs averagejoel." -Godnorgosh <cite>averagejoel posted [p:973189692] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>the responses are pretty funny</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 05/01/23 8:01:52 AM #33:	Surprise surprise, the "everyone's a sensitive snowflake" crowd can't handle a joke directed at somebody they'll never meet and who doesn't give a fuck about them. --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:973189744] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Surprise surprise, the "everyone's a sensitive snowflake" crowd can't handle a joke directed at somebody they'll never meet and who doesn't give a fuck about them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McMarbles 05/01/23 8:02:54 AM #34:	I heard he died badly. --- Currently playing: Stardew Valley (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. <cite>McMarbles posted [p:973189756] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>I heard he died badly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/01/23 8:04:26 AM #35:	The right: Wish suffering and death on people they don't like on a daily basis and vote for people who make that a reality. Also the right: "OMG those libs are so mean!" --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:973189773] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>The right: Wish suffering and death on people they don't like on a daily basis and vote for people who make that a reality.Also the right: "OMG those libs are so mean!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 05/01/23 8:04:26 AM #36:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] https://twitter.com/dmndeyes/status/1652118330617262080?t=MZsJtBsZ5045ROLLVKDpcw&s=19 --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:973189774] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> https://twitter.com/dmndeyes/status/1652118330617262080?t=MZsJtBsZ5045ROLLVKDpcw&s=19</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gritty 05/01/23 8:34:01 AM #38:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... https://twitter.com/dmndeyes/status/1652118330617262080?t=MZsJtBsZ5045ROLLVKDpcw&s=19 The last one <cite>Gritty posted [p:973190110] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>RchHomieQuanChi posted... </cite><quote>https://twitter.com/dmndeyes/status/1652118330617262080?t=MZsJtBsZ5045ROLLVKDpcw&s=19</quote>The last one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 05/01/23 9:31:34 AM #40:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/3/AAUjppAAEb1h.jpg --- http://error1355.com/ce/averagejoel.html "Athens needed Socrates and this board needs averagejoel." -Godnorgosh <cite>averagejoel posted [p:973190888] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/3/AAUjppAAEb1h.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 05/01/23 9:41:37 AM #42:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] If he was just another governor whose vetos were getting overriden, I might have some sympathy. I have no sympathy for fascist fuck faces --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:973191042] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> If he was just another governor whose vetos were getting overriden, I might have some sympathy. I have no sympathy for fascist fuck faces </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 05/01/23 9:43:33 AM #43:	Lmao --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:973191069] in Goofy beat... [t:80427077]...</cite> <quote>Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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