Current Events > $10 billion but there's a 50% chance your penis falls off next time you pee

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SocialistGamer
04/26/23 12:22:32 PM
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Do you take deal with that risk?

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ZevLoveDOOM
04/26/23 12:23:18 PM
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can i use part of the money to have surgery to put it back or something if that happens?
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Cobra1010
04/26/23 12:24:28 PM
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Well I'm glad this isn't a real offer because I would definitely have trouble deciding lol

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DrizztLink
04/26/23 12:26:34 PM
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Is it going to make a mess?

Like you're halfway through watering the roses and the hose rips out of the wall and the spout starts filling the street?

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SocialistGamer
04/26/23 12:26:52 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
can i use part of the money to have surgery to put it back or something if that happens?
No, if it falls it's gone for good. No surgery, no prosthetic, nothing.

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Thompson
04/26/23 12:27:07 PM
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Women: "Free money!"

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LincolnDuncan
04/26/23 12:27:11 PM
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I agreed to the deal in my mind just now and then flipped a coin.

Heads I keep my penis
Tails it goes

I got heads, so win/win

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imjusthere4fun
04/26/23 12:27:18 PM
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Knowing my luck. No.
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SSJKirby
04/26/23 12:27:36 PM
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Robo penis @_@

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ZevLoveDOOM
04/26/23 12:28:43 PM
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SocialistGamer posted...
No, if it falls it's gone for good. No surgery, no prosthetic, nothing.

well no dice then!
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Pepys_Monster
04/26/23 12:32:21 PM
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So there's a 50% chance I would bleed to death?

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Bass
04/26/23 12:34:59 PM
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Yeah how violent is this depenising? Will you experience lots of pain, blood, etc.? Or does it just magically fall off?

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SocialistGamer
04/26/23 2:11:49 PM
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Bass posted...
Yeah how violent is this depenising? Will you experience lots of pain, blood, etc.? Or does it just magically fall off?
Magic, no mess

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NoxObscuras
04/26/23 2:16:04 PM
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Nope. That's too great of a risk.

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Raikuro
04/26/23 2:17:04 PM
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Too much money to say no to. If I get unlucky then I guess there's a lotta prostate stimulation in my future.
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Link_of_time
04/26/23 2:19:25 PM
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can it be the balls instead?
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Solid_Sonic
04/26/23 2:19:57 PM
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Don't put "penis" in the topic title.

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UnfairRepresent
04/26/23 3:43:02 PM
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I guess I'd become one of the richest women in the world XD

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Darkinsanity1
04/26/23 3:47:43 PM
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It would literally happen within 1 day, even 1% chance is likely to happen in less than a year, probably less than 6 months lol. It should just say 10 billion dollars to give up your penis. 10 billion is a hell of a lot of money...probably worth it lol.

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Kaldrenthebold
04/26/23 3:48:59 PM
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With that kind of money I could do anything! Including making a new penis!

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EDF-5
04/26/23 3:53:25 PM
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I lived my life with a penis and without 10 billion
This means I stand to lose what I already got
So, no
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