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Simon_Gruber
04/10/23 3:51:20 PM
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A 78-year-old woman with two past bank robbery convictions was arrested again for a third heist in Missouri, police said.
Bonnie Gooch walked into Goppert Financial Bank and allegedly handed a note to the teller demanding thousands in cash.
She also left a note saying "Thank you sorry I didn't mean to scare you", before driving off with the cash.
Gooch now sits in jail with a bond amount of $25,000 (20,129).
Wearing a black N95 mask, black sunglasses and plastic gloves, she entered the bank on 5 April and slipped the teller a note that said, "I need 13,000 small bills", according to court documents obtained by the Kansas City Star.
Surveillance video shows Gooch at one point banging on the counter, mandating a speedier delivery of the cash, prosecutors said, before leaving in her Buick Enclave with its handicap registration displayed.
Pleasant Hill Missouri Police Department officers responded to calls of a "robbery in progress" at around 15:20 local time (21:20 BST) and found Gooch in her vehicle smelling strongly of alcohol, and cash strewn across the floor, prosecutors said.
Gooch was arrested and charged with one count of stealing or attempting to steal from a financial institution.
"When officers first approached her, they were kind of confused ... It's a little old lady who steps out," Pleasant Hill Police Chief Tommy Wright told the Kansas City Star. "We weren't sure initially that we had the right person."
However, this is not Gooch's first run in with the law.
She also has two other convictions. One for a robbery in California in 1977, and the other for a bank robbery in 2020, where she reportedly handed the teller a birthday card that had "this is a robbery" written into it.
Her probation for the 2020 robbery ended in November 2021.
Mr Wright said Gooch had no "diagnosed" ailments, but due to her age, the department is trying to determine if any underlying health factors could have contributed to the incident.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65232308
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Trumpo
04/10/23 4:17:16 PM
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What an unfortunate last name

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Thud
04/10/23 4:18:09 PM
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Bonnie Gooch lmao

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Supaitwo
04/10/23 4:18:26 PM
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Lol is her tinder profile looking for the Clyde to my Bonnie?

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Everyonedies
04/10/23 4:18:36 PM
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Where are the Parents!

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Kimbos_Egg
04/10/23 4:19:05 PM
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Bonnie Gooch

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Shotgunnova
04/10/23 4:20:08 PM
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Bonnie & Clyde & Maude

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Lordgold666
04/10/23 4:45:31 PM
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Brb changing my gamertag to Bonnie Gooch

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WilliamPorygon
04/10/23 4:46:53 PM
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Who's her accomplice, Clyde Schlong?

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Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 4:47:49 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Who's her accomplice, Clyde Schlong?

lol

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thronedfire2
04/10/23 4:49:31 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Who's her accomplice, Clyde Schlong?

Clyde Taint

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MarcyWarcy
04/10/23 4:50:03 PM
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They Got The Gooch

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brestugo
04/10/23 4:58:06 PM
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Bonnie Gooch walked into Goppert Financial Bank

Sounds like there's an issue with names all around out there.

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EnterTheTekken
04/10/23 5:05:25 PM
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Dag nabbit, da Gooch done nicked us again!

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eggcorn
04/10/23 5:08:43 PM
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Simon_Gruber posted...
where she reportedly handed the teller a birthday card that had "this is a robbery" written into it.
Sick

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DOOM-64
04/10/23 5:17:31 PM
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Supaitwo posted...
Lol is her tinder profile looking for the Clyde to my Bonnie?

looking for the Clyde to my Bonnie, the taint to my gooch

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itachi15243
04/10/23 5:18:01 PM
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Simon_Gruber posted...
found Gooch in her vehicle smelling strongly of alcohol, and cash strewn across the floor, prosecutors said.
Gooch was arrested and charged with one count of stealing or attempting to steal from a financial institution.

Simon_Gruber posted...
bank robbery in 2020, where she reportedly handed the teller a birthday card that had "this is a robbery" written into it

Brutal.

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MabusIncarnate
04/10/23 5:18:35 PM
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Thud posted...
Bonnie Gooch lmao


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OmegaM
04/10/23 8:18:38 PM
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She might not be that bad looking if she wore regular clothes and combed her hair.
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bigtiggie23
04/10/23 8:28:00 PM
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Was expecting Florida, Missouri was my second choice.

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