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Scintillant 04/09/23 8:02:40 PM #1:	What do you think? --- whats cat up to <cite>Scintillant posted [p:972740091] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>What do you think?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UndefeatedGOAT 04/09/23 8:05:15 PM #2:	i've read theories it was a roman soldier it seems like theres not a ton of proof jesus existed exactly as in the bible, so his conception were just be even more theory <cite>UndefeatedGOAT posted [p:972740130] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>i've read theories it was a roman soldierit seems like theres not a ton of proof jesus existed exactly as in the bible, so his conception were just be even more theory</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranTurismo 04/09/23 8:11:29 PM #3:	Scintillant posted... What do you think? you believe it, tc? <cite>GranTurismo posted [p:972740253] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>Scintillant posted... </cite><quote>What do you think?</quote>you believe it, tc?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scintillant 04/09/23 8:12:26 PM #4:	GranTurismo posted... you believe it, tc? No --- whats cat up to <cite>Scintillant posted [p:972740271] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>GranTurismo posted... </cite><quote>you believe it, tc?</quote>No</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ar0ge 04/09/23 8:12:33 PM #5:	No <cite>Ar0ge posted [p:972740274] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>No</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 04/09/23 8:12:42 PM #6:	Well she certainly didn't fuck herself! wait --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:972740276] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>Well she certainly didn't fuck herself!wait</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dameon_reaper 04/09/23 8:12:59 PM #7:	This is something we'll never know. I honestly am shocked about how gullible I was to believe this though. Seems strange that even people back then would think it true. What did they do? Check her vagina before to make sure that it was real? Or was Joseph completely gullible and think his wife was faithful? <cite>dameon_reaper posted [p:972740279] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>This is something we'll never know. I honestly am shocked about how gullible I was to believe this though. Seems strange that even people back then would think it true.What did they do? Check her vagina before to make sure that it was real? Or was Joseph completely gullible and think his wife was faithful? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 04/09/23 8:13:13 PM #8:	Yes. But wat they don't like to tell you is that she has more kids. Joseph did that --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:972740282] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>Yes. But wat they don't like to tell you is that she has more kids. Joseph did that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 04/09/23 8:13:20 PM #9:	I thought immaculate just meant he was born without original sin. So technically atheists would be even more inclined to believe it, assuming they believe historical Jesus existed >_> --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:972740285] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>I thought immaculate just meant he was born without original sin. So technically atheists would be even more inclined to believe it, assuming they believe historical Jesus existed >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightRender 04/09/23 8:13:40 PM #10:	Is this a gotcha topic for people who confuse immaculate conception with virgin birth? --- Dedicated to D - 4/15/05 <cite>NightRender posted [p:972740289] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>Is this a gotcha topic for people who confuse immaculate conception with virgin birth?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gasgpmo 04/09/23 8:13:54 PM #11:	No, she had a little lamb. <cite>gasgpmo posted [p:972740292] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>No, she had a little lamb.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 04/09/23 8:14:39 PM #12:	gasgpmo posted... No, she had a little lamb. lol --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:972740310] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>gasgpmo posted... </cite><quote>No, she had a little lamb.</quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scintillant 04/09/23 8:16:42 PM #13:	NightRender posted... Is this a gotcha topic for people who confuse immaculate conception with virgin birth? It's a question --- whats cat up to <cite>Scintillant posted [p:972740338] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>NightRender posted... </cite><quote>Is this a gotcha topic for people who confuse immaculate conception with virgin birth?</quote>It's a question</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranTurismo 04/09/23 8:17:13 PM #14:	even charles darwin said , back then, that he greatly doubted whether most of the stories in the bible really happened <cite>GranTurismo posted [p:972740344] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>even charles darwin said , back then, that he greatly doubted whether most of the stories in the bible really happened</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZEROWOLF 04/09/23 8:19:06 PM #15:	Lol, next you'll be asking if that baby became a zombie. What a weird book. --- Sam and Robert are the hitch-hikers on the road. --Necronomicon incantation (The Evil Dead) <cite>ZEROWOLF posted [p:972740376] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>Lol, next you'll be asking if that baby became a zombie. What a weird book. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 04/09/23 8:19:42 PM #16:	wasn't she a prostitute or was that a different Mary Jesus knew --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:972740383] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>wasn't she a prostitute or was that a different Mary Jesus knew</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 04/09/23 8:20:10 PM #17:	I don't think they had football back then. --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:972740393] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>I don't think they had football back then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 04/09/23 8:20:31 PM #18:	Did she really have a little lamb? --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:972740396] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>Did she really have a little lamb?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 04/09/23 8:22:35 PM #19:	thronedfire2 posted... wasn't she a prostitute or was that a different Mary Jesus knew You're thinking of Mary Magdalene, who isn't stated to be a prostitute, but some people started conflating her with some other woman that was never named >_> --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:972740439] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite><quote>wasn't she a prostitute or was that a different Mary Jesus knew</quote>You're thinking of Mary Magdalene, who isn't stated to be a prostitute, but some people started conflating her with some other woman that was never named >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 04/09/23 8:23:35 PM #20:	thronedfire2 posted... wasn't she a prostitute or was that a different Mary Jesus knew There were three Marys in the gospels: Mary, the mother of Jesus Mary, the sister of Martha and Lazarus Mary of Magdala, more commonly known as Mary Magdalene (who may or may not have been a prostitute) --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:972740450] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite><quote>wasn't she a prostitute or was that a different Mary Jesus knew</quote>There were three Marys in the gospels:Mary, the mother of JesusMary, the sister of Martha and LazarusMary of Magdala, more commonly known as Mary Magdalene (who may or may not have been a prostitute)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dameon_reaper 04/09/23 8:25:37 PM #21:	HylianFox posted... Mary of Magdala, more commonly known as Mary Magdalene (who may or may not have been a prostitute) Wasn't there a rumor or theory going around that she was a priestess but they smudged that out of the bible because of a woman's standing in a church? <cite>dameon_reaper posted [p:972740486] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>Mary of Magdala, more commonly known as Mary Magdalene (who may or may not have been a prostitute)</quote>Wasn't there a rumor or theory going around that she was a priestess but they smudged that out of the bible because of a woman's standing in a church? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 04/09/23 8:58:45 PM #22:	I mean the only way they're gonna fucking prove it is if she has hymen or whatever. If they were intent on making a cult, any number of person could've easily just put in the tip or just pour em on or any number of options. It's not utterly crazy to do, nor should it be looked at as some kind of a miracle. How do we even trust any number of ppl responsible for this claim? --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://i.imgur.com/krtFHol.jpg <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:972741049] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>I mean the only way they're gonna fucking prove it is if she has hymen or whatever. If they were intent on making a cult, any number of person could've easily just put in the tip or just pour em on or any number of options. It's not utterly crazy to do, nor should it be looked at as some kind of a miracle. How do we even trust any number of ppl responsible for this claim?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monferno_AQW 04/09/23 9:35:39 PM #23:	Robin Williams had something to say about this. https://youtu.be/PXeSgVk5aH4?t=211 --- Switch Friend Code: SW-5881-7864-9002 <cite>Monferno_AQW posted [p:972741620] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>Robin Williams had something to say about this.https://youtu.be/PXeSgVk5aH4?t=211</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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legendarylemur 04/09/23 9:49:38 PM #26:	Wait, so I looked it up, and it's even more hokey than I originally thought. But now the original topic title is wrong. How would Mary have an immaculate conception if she is born from it? Also, how do you prove it? Just take some 2000+ yr ago weirdos' words for it? Back when they couldn't even properly prove a person to be infertile? --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://i.imgur.com/krtFHol.jpg <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:972741855] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>Wait, so I looked it up, and it's even more hokey than I originally thought. But now the original topic title is wrong. How would Mary have an immaculate conception if she is born from it? Also, how do you prove it? Just take some 2000+ yr ago weirdos' words for it? Back when they couldn't even properly prove a person to be infertile? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 04/09/23 9:52:02 PM #27:	In any event, the immaculate conception doesn't even make sense within christian mythology. The whole reason Jesus needed to come to earth was to pay for the sins of humans. But apparently god can just arbitrarily make it so certain people are born without sin. If I was Jesus I'd be like "wtf dad" >___> --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:972741901] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>In any event, the immaculate conception doesn't even make sense within christian mythology. The whole reason Jesus needed to come to earth was to pay for the sins of humans. But apparently god can just arbitrarily make it so certain people are born without sin. If I was Jesus I'd be like "wtf dad" >___></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 04/09/23 9:59:18 PM #28:	That was a lie she told her parents and Joseph. She cucked Joseph because he had a small wang and proceeded to have a train ran on her by the three wise men and a sheep. /s --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:972742019] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>That was a lie she told her parents and Joseph. She cucked Joseph because he had a small wang and proceeded to have a train ran on her by the three wise men and a sheep./s</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 04/09/23 10:03:40 PM #29:	It's actually been confused by history, but the thing that made it immaculate is that Mary didn't defecate when she pushed baby Jesus out. The rest was all a bunch of normal, non-divine stuff. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:972742096] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>It's actually been confused by history, but the thing that made it immaculate is that Mary didn't defecate when she pushed baby Jesus out. The rest was all a bunch of normal, non-divine stuff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 04/09/23 10:30:32 PM #30:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] But did he make a nice stew? Seems like a waste... --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:972742494] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> But did he make a nice stew?Seems like a waste...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
radical_rhino 04/09/23 10:32:25 PM #31:	She didnt even exist. --- .____ [____]===0 . . . . Ye olde beating stick. <cite>radical_rhino posted [p:972742526] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>She didnt even exist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Link_of_time 04/09/23 11:08:30 PM #32:	https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tVV3CAjyZ8Q https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pXqCB2qIxOE <cite>Link_of_time posted [p:972743083] in Did Mary r... [t:80407471]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tVV3CAjyZ8Qhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/pXqCB2qIxOE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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