Current Events > almost got held up by a CE user tonight.

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He came in on an electric bike and had a skip the dishes bag and assured me that they use bikes in Canada now (a quick google search now tells me that this was a lie.)

Dudebro was wearing one of those french caps and had a golden witcher talisman around his neck. Really weird dude. Was ranting about his landlord and had the meth head look. Was trying to run some bullshit with phone and gift cards but we don't take credit cards for them so he got pissed off and no shit asked me how long the cops would take to arrive if he did anything.
I shit you not CE i wooped and told him "let's find out" and called the cops. He took off. Spent the last hour and a half waiting for the cops to arrive and talking with them.

I don't really expect you to believe me, especially about the landlord part but I swear to Poundgarden that I'm telling the truth. Fucking hell guys, what's wrong with people?

Are you the user that works graveyard at a Gas Station?