Current Events > Semen retained in the body goes upwards to nourish the brain

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People that believe in this semen retention shit think their brains are filled with semen lmao "I can't jerk off I need more semen in my brain"

This doesn't sound right, but I do jerk off a lot and am dumb as fuck, so the logic is sound.

but if i drink my own semen does it loop around so a net zero loss?

Pee is stored in the balls, semen is stored in the brain.

Dont you guys hate it when you get sperm cramps

Imagine getting a spinal tap and they drain all your semen reserves

Well semen does effect gene expression, and behavir in a wide variety of female animals, including (all evidence points to, and scientists studying this say it's highly likely) humans.

haha, what's a blood-brain barrier

gildedwings posted...

Pee is stored in the balls, semen is stored in the brain.

Haha, that really is a good companion piece to the original quote. We need a third one to round off the whole thing

Old married men are the biggest geniuses in society

cum's in my fucking head?!

What if you just blast in your own ear?

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Oh wow it's crazy how human interpretation works. I was thinking something completely different <__<

ah, so that's what cumbrain is referring to

never would've figured it was a compliment

Seinfeld already established this over 20 years ago.

https://youtu.be/MvfZnCNFPJQ?t=47

I thought this was gonna mean when you get a 'semen injection'

But somehow it was even more stupid.

Can I use this as a work excuse

I know, I know I said I wouldnt come into your skull this time

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In actuality the opposite may be more true hence the reason why you get wet dreams etc and ejaculate to an extent, that way.

Also, some studies have shown that a lack of sex and ejaculation can actually lead to stress build up, while ejaculation is associated with decreased levels of stress.

Whoever made up that BS in the OP sounds like someone from a sexually repressed era, the kind that sells the family unit as 1 man 1 woman, and monogamy.

I can't wait until SVU finds a way to work this fact into an episode.

KnightofShikari posted...

but if i [REDACTED, JUST TO BE SAFE]

That's TWO, count them, TWO posts I've read on CE tonight that talk about someone doing this.

why

Well in Seinfeld when George stopped having sex he became a brilliant person

that's why I'm so dumb

Bhakti Vikasa Swami is some white guy from England lol

Smashingpmkns posted...

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People that believe in this semen retention shit think their brains are filled with semen lmao "I can't jerk off I need more semen in my brain"

*sneezes*

oh noes!! Some of the s3men came out!!

Is that why it's called giving head

If this is true, how come Pamela Anderson isnt a member of MENSA? Lol

If I stopped jacking off I'd become 10 times smarter, but I'd need to be 10 times smarter to ever consider doing that.

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So basically if i let other guys creampie me i'd get smarter?