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No_U_L7
04/07/23 3:04:33 PM
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"i'm having trouble sleeping"

lift weights

"how do i get this girl at work to notice me"

lift weights

"i need help with taxes"

lift weights

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TheSavageDragon
04/07/23 3:05:44 PM
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That does seem like it wouldn't keep you warm at night
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Mike_Stanton
04/07/23 3:06:26 PM
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Have you tried to "lift weights"? They make you tired and therefore help with sleep. They make you more attractive and therefore more noticeable to women. They are also very taxing and therefore help you with taxes.

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ReDaZnDraGoN97
04/07/23 3:07:01 PM
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honestly, most guys dont care about your problems. Thats why they say advice like that.

Most men are not the type of people you go to if you want an ear to listen to you. I know this from experience trust me.

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No_U_L7
04/07/23 3:20:28 PM
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to clarify since a lot of you seem to be misunderstanding the topic...i'm not upset that when i ask for advice that's all im getting

im upset because when i see people asking for advice online that's all they get

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Agonized_rufous
04/07/23 3:20:49 PM
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Never met anyone who's swole and sucked at life

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Hoodroar
04/07/23 3:21:15 PM
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Do you even lift, bro?

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CreekCo
04/07/23 3:23:00 PM
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Agonized_rufous posted...
Never met anyone who's swole and sucked at life

This is actually an apt observation

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Were_Wyrm
04/07/23 3:23:29 PM
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Well yeah that's just step two, they leave out deleting facebook and lawyering up.

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Jerry_Hellyeah
04/07/23 3:24:10 PM
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ReDaZnDraGoN97 posted...
honestly, most guys dont care about your problems. Thats why they say advice like that.

Most men are not the type of people you go to if you want an ear to listen to you. I know this from experience trust me.

Take my advice that you shouldn't take advice from men like me because I took advice and it was from a man who gave advice that wasnt good, take it from me

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Jerry_Hellyeah
04/07/23 3:25:00 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
to clarify since a lot of you seem to be misunderstanding the topic...i'm not upset that when i ask for advice that's all im getting

im upset because when i see people asking for advice online that's all they get

"I'm being salty....for a friend"

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Bigpapaplut
04/07/23 3:37:05 PM
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Furiously masterbating will help out more for these issues. Especially taxes

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IronWolf87
04/07/23 3:48:41 PM
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Post less, lift more.
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kinetika_
04/07/23 3:56:36 PM
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ReDaZnDraGoN97 posted...
honestly, most guys dont care about your problems. Thats why they say advice like that.

Most men are not the type of people you go to if you want an ear to listen to you. I know this from experience trust me.

I'd say women are the gender to not go to for advice since most don't seem to care about male problems, and generally women lose interest in a man, if he's depressed constantly or has a low self-esteem. Men have always given me the best advice on life/relationships, and been genuine about the advice they give and take the time to actually give you advice. Women, on the other hand... they'll ignore you at times, possibly find you annoying/"whiney", or even simply say they don't know how to help you.
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TheMikh
04/07/23 4:51:45 PM
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lifting weights is actually good advice for a lot of things, speaking as someone who only lifts weights to sleep and to alleviate panic attacks

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Chadawah
04/07/23 5:05:43 PM
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Want to lose weight, but still eat a lot? Lift weights.
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voldothegr8
04/07/23 5:07:58 PM
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Can't get it up anymore?

Lift weights.

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