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0Renegade
04/04/23 5:40:41 AM
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the little mermaid coulda been a super hero story tbh

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MabusIncarnate
04/04/23 5:46:06 AM
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Yeah if Mythbusters taught me anything, you are pretty safe from bullets about 4 feet underwater or deeper.

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TheWizardOfOrz
04/04/23 5:46:56 AM
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The water pressure
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Zikten
04/04/23 5:49:31 AM
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Yes. Living in that pressure would give her bullet proof skin when she comes to the surface
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pegusus123456
04/04/23 5:50:52 AM
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By that logic, we know that Prince Eric has a cock like an artillery shell to bust through that mermaid hymen.

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Shotgunnova
04/04/23 5:51:20 AM
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Bullet Proof (I Wish She Was)

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0Renegade
04/04/23 5:55:00 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
By that logic, we know that Prince Eric has a cock like an artillery shell to bust through that mermaid hymen.
would this inversely mean that king triton could shoot sperm like a rail gun

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remandramdoll
04/04/23 5:55:36 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
By that logic, we know that Prince Eric has a cock like an artillery shell to bust through that mermaid hymen.
... she's a fish down there so I don't think that she has one and she'd lay eggs anyways?

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pegusus123456
04/04/23 6:14:32 AM
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remandramdoll posted...
... she's a fish down there so I don't think that she has one and she'd lay eggs anyways?
So you're just completely unfamiliar with the plot of The Little Mermaid?

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divot1338
04/04/23 6:17:55 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
So you're just completely unfamiliar with the plot of The Little Mermaid?
It all depends on what you mean by down there. Maybe he meant underwater.

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remandramdoll
04/04/23 6:21:01 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
So you're just completely unfamiliar with the plot of The Little Mermaid?
She becomes human so she wouldn't have a pressure asjusted lower half.

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MedeaLysistrata
04/05/23 1:57:53 AM
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the ocean is a fluid situation

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TetsuoS2
04/05/23 2:09:09 AM
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so does she blow up when she goes under a certain amount of psi?

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0Renegade
04/05/23 12:41:35 PM
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if he wasn't durable or strong cuz of ocean pressure wouldn't he be pretty useless as a league member lol

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A_Good_Boy
04/05/23 12:43:31 PM
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She could probably go toe to toe against Namor and Aquaman. She'd be a heavy hitter if she were an Avenger or in the Justice League.

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Zonbei
04/05/23 12:45:04 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
By that logic, we know that Prince Eric has a cock like an artillery shell to bust through that mermaid hymen.

Thats not.. how sigh

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SimulationSwarm
04/05/23 12:52:17 PM
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Based on this logic, shouldnt SpongeBob and his friends also be bulletproof?

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0Renegade
04/05/23 1:01:14 PM
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SimulationSwarm posted...
Based on this logic, shouldnt SpongeBob and his friends also be bulletproof?

patrick is already faster than light so I wouldnt be surprised tbh


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itachi15243
04/05/23 1:01:22 PM
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TetsuoS2 posted...
so does she blow up when she goes under a certain amount of psi?

Fish have organs that deal with this sort of shit. Depends on what kinda fish she is.

Also yeah, she'd basically be bullet proof and crazy strong like aquaman

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Solid_Sonic
04/05/23 1:03:55 PM
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Well she's not bulletproof, she lives too deep to shoot. You could still shoot her if she attempted to surface...

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pegusus123456
04/05/23 6:53:09 PM
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Zonbei posted...
Thats not.. how sigh
I think you're taking my shitpost more seriously than you should be.

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Poorly
04/05/23 6:56:14 PM
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Lethal Mermaid 2

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