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catfan2008
03/30/23 11:39:28 AM
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I have authority over humans

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catfan2008
03/30/23 12:55:23 PM
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I thought CE would be happy someone from CE successfully did well

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whitelytning
03/30/23 12:58:47 PM
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Congrats. Sounds like a good thing. I hope you enjoy managing people.

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roos1046_Reborn
03/30/23 1:01:21 PM
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Managing people is terrible

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Questionmarktarius
03/30/23 1:01:26 PM
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catfan2008
03/30/23 1:02:15 PM
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I've done it in a pretty unofficial capacity before since I was always the one that got asked to trian new staff but this time I can fire them

I haven't even signed the contract and I've become my ideal boss

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catfan2008
03/30/23 1:02:42 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/8/AAEhCpAAEVWw.jpg
Aw that would have been great to post too

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TaylorHeinicke
03/30/23 1:14:57 PM
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catfan2008 posted...
I thought CE would be happy someone from CE successfully did well
CE doesn't like managers

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catfan2008
03/30/23 1:57:58 PM
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Should I get pizza again to celebrate this?

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catfan2008
03/30/23 2:13:22 PM
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What kind of boss should I be?
I need movie and tv shows to guide me

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
03/30/23 2:14:09 PM
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catfan2008 posted...
Should I get pizza again to celebrate this?
You should have a pizza party for your team

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catfan2008
03/31/23 6:57:37 PM
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I'm thinking of greeting the team with 'your lives are not important. What is important is I look good to the upper management so they think I deserve more money'

Also I'm super excited. I've never had a job like this.

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InTheEyesOfFire
03/31/23 7:01:05 PM
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catfan2008 posted...
I'm thinking of greeting the team with 'your lives are not important. What is important is I look good to the upper management so they think I deserve more money'

Also I'm super excited. I've never had a job like this.

Then applaud yourself after. Theyll love you!


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NatsuSama
03/31/23 7:02:17 PM
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catfan2008 posted...
I thought CE would be happy someone from CE successfully did well
Nope, fuck you.

in case it's not obvious, I'm joking. Congrats

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Glob
03/31/23 7:15:35 PM
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Its weird that you seem excited about the managing other staff part. Thats my least favourite part of any job where Ive had to do that.
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Michael_Booth
03/31/23 7:29:24 PM
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"I'm going to be honest, all my most important, and chilling announcements will be done through email -- because I don't have the stomach to tell people in-person. When you see me in-person, it'll mostly be to pretend I'm just another person on the team."
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Thud
03/31/23 7:33:11 PM
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Day one fire 3 people. One who clearly deserves it, one who probably deserves it, and one model employee just to keep folks on their toes.

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catfan2008
03/31/23 7:38:04 PM
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Glob posted...
Its weird that you seem excited about the managing other staff part. Thats my least favourite part of any job where Ive had to do that.
I've done the hirring training and at point had to fire someone when doing a temp fill in for 3 months aat an old job
But I've never actually held the authority of 'executioner of dreams'

Michael_Booth posted...
"I'm going to be honest, all my most important, and chilling announcements will be done through email -- because I don't have the stomach to tell people in-person. When you see me in-person, it'll mostly be to pretend I'm just another person on the team."
I like to crush the dreams and hope of people in person tho

Thud posted...
Day one fire 3 people. One who clearly deserves it, one who probably deserves it, and one model employee just to keep folks on their toes.
I said do two weeks trial first to make sure we're good for one another so I doubt I can fire people that fast

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TendoDRM
03/31/23 7:57:51 PM
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catfan2008 posted...
What kind of boss should I be?
I need movie and tv shows to guide me

More The Boss and less Big Boss.

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catfan2008
03/31/23 8:13:25 PM
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Which snake in which game was the boss and wdhich was big boss

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rexcrk
03/31/23 8:14:18 PM
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Nice salary and its great if its something you want to do, but I personally would not enjoy managing people lol


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The_shibe
03/31/23 8:15:39 PM
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congrats!!!!

dude tell us more about your story... I mean, nothing personally identifiable, more like, managing what? How'd you get the job? What's your background?

I'm happy for you

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Big_Nabendu
03/31/23 8:15:58 PM
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Good job

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The_shibe
03/31/23 8:21:47 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


... I made a topic about something good that I achieved and smol went like "boo hoo I am bald and hate u, shibe, boo hoo". Come on.

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Trumpo
03/31/23 8:26:33 PM
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Congratulations

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Jiek_Fafn
03/31/23 8:45:32 PM
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Managing people isn't bad tbh. Most professionals will straight up tell you what they think would work well for the team. Just put all that together and see what you're able to do to improve things. Just allocate resources properly.

All of the years of gaming should come in handy. If you can play an rts, you can manage. When in doubt, zerg your problems.

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catfan2008
03/31/23 8:47:05 PM
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It's a call centre kinda thing and I'm super excited cause the company is in a real bad state
the last manager got called out on sick leave and it's been really hard to replace them since they've expcanded and have had a lapse in training

and I get the offer after a 30 minute interview talking about how I can save them

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MedeaLysistrata
03/31/23 8:55:51 PM
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good to know this isn't catboy lol

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catfan2008
03/31/23 8:59:10 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
good to know this isn't catboy lol
I'm not even a boy so idgi

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MedeaLysistrata
03/31/23 9:00:21 PM
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catfan2008 posted...
I'm not even a boy so idgi
i know, you're a totally new user


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catfan2008
03/31/23 9:01:09 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
i know, you're a totally new user
I'm not but they/them please

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MedeaLysistrata
03/31/23 9:04:41 PM
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catfan2008 posted...
I'm not but they/them please
but your main is an important secret and you have over 300 posts

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Glob
03/31/23 9:11:57 PM
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catfan2008 posted...
I've done the hirring training and at point had to fire someone when doing a temp fill in for 3 months aat an old job
But I've never actually held the authority of 'executioner of dreams'

I like to crush the dreams and hope of people in person tho

I said do two weeks trial first to make sure we're good for one another so I doubt I can fire people that fast

It does seem like you have an unhealthy obsession with firing people.
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catfan2008
03/31/23 9:15:54 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
but your main is an important secret and you have over 300 posts
I closed my other account over six months ago

Glob posted...


It does seem like you have an unhealthy obsession with firing people.
I have a unhealthy obsession with being the boss

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greenjeans
03/31/23 9:17:08 PM
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I hope everything in here is an act and you take it seriously tc.

Congratulations. Do not hesitate to terminate when it is necessary. Do not do it unless it is necessary.
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Glob
03/31/23 9:17:22 PM
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catfan2008 posted...


I have a unhealthy obsession with being the boss

Being a boss isnt just about firing people though. If youre doing the other elements of the job correctly, you shouldnt have to do a whole lot of firing.
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catfan2008
03/31/23 9:18:16 PM
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Glob posted...
Being a boss isnt just about firing people though. If youre doing the other elements of the job correctly, you shouldnt have to do a whole lot of firing.
I'm chillaxing
I don't want to fire anyone. I had to fire one person once for harrasing osmeone and t was bad cause I really just wanted him to stop it and keep working but he said he wouldn't change

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catfan2008
03/31/23 11:45:31 PM
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respond to me

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MedeaLysistrata
03/31/23 11:49:20 PM
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catfan2008 posted...
respond to me
New topic

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catfan2008
03/31/23 11:51:37 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
New topic
ttle and text?

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MedeaLysistrata
03/31/23 11:52:56 PM
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catfan2008 posted...
ttle and text?
Remember, you can't add a poll later

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catfan2008
04/01/23 12:16:31 AM
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i dnon't understant

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EmPee4Tyyy
04/01/23 12:40:14 AM
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I hate management people union for life

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