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SorakhII
03/26/23 6:51:32 PM
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I would love to see Jon Steward debate Trump. A seasoned comedian like him would know how to punch back with political jokes and still get a valid point across

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DirkDiggles
03/26/23 6:51:51 PM
#52:


COVxy posted...
There's no evidence for a lab origin of covid, despite what those headlines suggest.

It had to come from somewhere. It didn't just magically appear.

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WBC_Injury
03/26/23 6:52:21 PM
#53:


SorakhII posted...
I would love to see Jon Steward debate Trump. A seasoned comedian like him would know how to punch back with political jokes and still get a valid point across

This is one of my favorite beatdowns of his:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCuIxIJBfCY

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COVxy
03/26/23 6:53:15 PM
#54:


DirkDiggles posted...
It had to come from somewhere. It didn't just magically appear.

"Come from somewhere" doesn't imply "lab origin".

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WBC_Injury
03/26/23 6:56:04 PM
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COVxy is desperately struggling internally to prevent coming to terms with the fact that he is being no different than a chud, dismissing mountains of evidence supporting actual facts all in an effort to run interference for an authoritarian, fascist, right wing government.
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DirkDiggles
03/26/23 6:56:45 PM
#56:


COVxy posted...
"Come from somewhere" doesn't imply "lab origin".

Where did it come from then since you have all the answers.

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WBC_Injury
03/26/23 6:58:06 PM
#57:


DirkDiggles posted...
Where did it come from then since you have all the answers.

Please do not engage with conservative posters who argue in bad faith.
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COVxy
03/26/23 6:58:08 PM
#58:


WBC_Injury posted...
COVxy is desperately struggling internally to prevent coming to terms with the fact that he is being no different than a chud, dismissing mountains of evidence supporting actual facts all in an effort to run interference for an authoritarian, fascist, right wing government.

Show me the "facts". Anything that's not what would be considered "circumstantial".

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COVxy
03/26/23 6:58:42 PM
#59:


WBC_Injury posted...
Please do not engage with conservative posters who argue in bad faith.

Am I a conservative or a tankie? Make a decision mate!

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R1masher
03/26/23 6:58:46 PM
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Would his team of writers that make him seem so smart and witty go with him?

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Noumena
03/26/23 6:59:28 PM
#61:


Jon Stewart is praying someone else wants to time travel

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WBC_Injury
03/26/23 7:00:14 PM
#62:


COVxy posted...
Show me the "facts". Anything that's not what would be considered "circumstantial".

You've been given facts and you dismissed them because you couldn't get past the headlines. You're not going to sealion us with your conservative garbage.
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WBC_Injury
03/26/23 7:00:44 PM
#63:


COVxy posted...
Am I a conservative or a tankie? Make a decision mate!

Tankies are deep closet conservatives. China is a fascist, authoritarian, nationalist, conservative government. They are "socialist" in name only.
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COVxy
03/26/23 7:03:50 PM
#64:


WBC_Injury posted...
You've been given facts and you dismissed them because you couldn't get past the headlines. You're not going to sealion us with your conservative garbage.

Yeah, "facts" like "there was a virology lab in wuhan, so obviously it came from there".

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ANort175
03/26/23 7:06:17 PM
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Only if Colbert is his running mate, and not the real Stephen Colbert, he has to be his character from The Colbert Report.

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WBC_Injury
03/26/23 7:09:15 PM
#66:


COVxy posted...
Yeah, "facts" like "there was a virology lab in wuhan, so obviously it came from there".

Damn, you're smarter than the current FBI director apparently
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SorakhII
03/26/23 7:09:28 PM
#67:


ANort175 posted...
Only if Colbert is his running mate, and not the real Stephen Colbert, he has to be his character from The Colbert Report.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/5/AAH7MoAAEUih.jpg

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Pitlord_Special
03/26/23 7:11:04 PM
#68:


Id take him over Biden but not over AOC

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Heineken14
03/26/23 7:20:46 PM
#69:


whateveroh posted...
Nope, because he believes in the lab leak theory.


You don't vote anyway.

But Jon isn't dumb enough to do 2024, because he knows incumbent advantage is huge and it would just show a fractured democratic party.

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WBC_Injury
03/26/23 7:22:52 PM
#70:


Heineken14 posted...
You don't vote anyway.

But Jon isn't dumb enough to do 2024, because he knows incumbent advantage is huge and it would just show a fractured democratic party.

Nothing can be more fractured than the republican party rn
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Heineken14
03/26/23 7:24:45 PM
#71:


SorakhII posted...
I would love to see Jon Steward debate Trump. A seasoned comedian like him would know how to punch back with political jokes and still get a valid point across


This though. Fuck, I'd pay money to see that. Hell, Donnie got fucking throttled by Hillary and Biden during all of their debates, I can't imagine how bad it'd be with someone like Stewart.

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Heineken14
03/26/23 7:31:23 PM
#73:


metallica846 posted...

Look man I wanted Hillary to win but she looked like ass against Trump. She wasnt even in the same league as him because she tried to play the level headed stateswoman while Trump was acting like a petulant child. She had no plan against it! Yes she looked stoic but in the end Trump was all anyone could talk about. It was like she wasnt even there and nothing she said was even remembered.

Because youd be in jail

No puppet. No puppet. Youre the puppet!

He stole the show every time.


Strange then, that every poll said Hillary won all 3 debates.

Almost like basing your interpretation on memes isn't a good idea.

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WBC_Injury
03/26/23 7:34:00 PM
#74:


Heineken14 posted...
Strange then, that every poll said Hillary won all 3 debates.

Almost like basing your interpretation on memes isn't a good idea.

Trump won because of being memed
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MedeaLysistrata
03/26/23 7:34:50 PM
#75:


Yes, you need to be a more liberal poster

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Heavy_D_Forever
03/26/23 7:35:17 PM
#76:


Heineken14 posted...
Strange then, that every poll said Hillary won all 3 debates.

Almost like basing your interpretation on memes isn't a good idea.
Hillary had never won anything. She's one of the most unlikable people on this planet.

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Gritty
03/26/23 7:39:04 PM
#77:


100%

better than literally any other candidate now
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Shadow-Bolt
03/26/23 7:43:09 PM
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whateveroh posted...
Nope, because he believes in the lab leak theory.


Holy missing karma, Batman

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weirdneighbor
03/26/23 7:44:06 PM
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No because he would quickly crack under the pressure. Stewart is too sensitive to be a career politician, not that he would ever be up for it in the first place.
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alfred_ashford
03/26/23 7:46:11 PM
#80:


whateveroh posted...
No, saying it came from China was racist.

Geography is racist. The truth is racist. Wtf is wrong with you exactly?

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Heineken14
03/26/23 7:55:14 PM
#81:


WBC_Injury posted...


Trump won because of being memed


Nope.

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COVxy
03/26/23 8:05:08 PM
#82:


Lmao. Trump didn't win because he was memeable. Much more important were the relative unenthusiasm for Hillary, Trump using foreign agents to dig up dirt on Hillary, and Comey reopening the email investigation just before election day.

But leave it to the "new user" to drop his very important, totally not ficticious, political views. Just as real as whateveroh's.

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WBC_Injury
03/26/23 8:06:43 PM
#83:


Heineken14 posted...
Nope.

Revisionist history much? 4chan memed him into becoming an actual candidate.
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WBC_Injury
03/26/23 8:07:52 PM
#84:


COVxy posted...
Lmao. Trump didn't win because he was memeable. Much more important were the relative unenthusiasm for Hillary, Trump using foreign agents to dig up dirt on Hillary, and Comey reopening the email investigation just before election day.

But leave it to the "new user" to drop his very important, totally not ficticious, political views. Just as real as whateveroh's.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2016/11/09/we-actually-elected-a-meme-as-president-how-4chan-celebrated-trumps-victory/
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WBC_Injury
03/26/23 8:09:03 PM
#85:


Don't ask COVxy what happened between April-June of 1989, or what is happening to the Uyghur people.
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Heineken14
03/26/23 8:09:51 PM
#87:


WBC_Injury posted...


Revisionist history much? 4chan memed him into becoming an actual candidate.


That's nice. Hillary still beat him in the debates.

Which may be different conversations we are having. I was strictly talking about the debates still. Though I still disagree about the meme thing, but alas.

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Antifar
03/26/23 8:10:42 PM
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WBC_Injury posted...
Revisionist history much? 4chan memed him into becoming an actual candidate.
No they didn't. He was near the top of or leading polls from the moment he announced his candidacy

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whateveroh
03/26/23 8:17:38 PM
#89:


alfred_ashford posted...
Geography is racist. The truth is racist. Wtf is wrong with you exactly?

I don't make the rules, I just follow them to the best of my ability.

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WBC_Injury
03/26/23 8:21:04 PM
#90:


Antifar posted...
No they didn't. He was near the top of or leading polls from the moment he announced his candidacy

Weird how that didn't happen the first three times he announced his candidacy. What was so difference about the fourth time? Racism has always existed, so it wasn't that. Conservatism wasn't extreme yet. I wonder what happened prior to 2016 that gave him so much popularity...
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Antifar
03/26/23 8:34:48 PM
#91:


WBC_Injury posted...
Weird how that didn't happen the first three times he announced his candidacy.
His only prior run was in 2000, years before he had a broadcast TV series, as a member of the Reform Party. You're doing a lot of omission to pretend that the only difference in the 16 years that followed was the creation of a forum populated mostly by young non-voters.

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Heineken14
03/26/23 8:40:02 PM
#92:


whateveroh posted...


I don't make the rules, I just follow them to the best of my ability.


Then you should shut the fuck up savotts.

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whateveroh
03/26/23 8:44:33 PM
#93:


Heineken14 posted...
Then you should shut the fuck up savotts.

Ouch, how rude!

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WBC_Injury
03/26/23 8:44:52 PM
#94:


Antifar posted...
His only prior run was in 2000, years before he had a broadcast TV series, as a member of the Reform Party. You're doing a lot of omission to pretend that the only difference in the 16 years that followed was the creation of a forum populated mostly by young non-voters.

You act as if their goal involved actually voting.
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AirFresh
03/26/23 8:45:18 PM
#95:


iPhone_7 posted...
The lab leak theory is right wing conspiracy crap
No it's not lol

It's what happened

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WBC_Injury
03/26/23 8:45:36 PM
#96:


Also, he tried running in 2012.
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Intro2Logic
03/26/23 8:47:05 PM
#97:


WBC_Injury posted...
Also, he tried running in 2012.
Did he try, or did he publicly float the idea before deciding not to do the work involved?

Anyways, about the lab leak stuff, some people here should read this article:
https://news.yahoo.com/raccoon-dog-data-sparks-debate-021430372.html

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whateveroh
03/26/23 8:54:15 PM
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But Stewart said that it came from a lab in Wuhan that was named after the virus.

You'd vote for this guy but not believe what he says?

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Zero_Destroyer
03/26/23 9:29:10 PM
#100:


WBC_Injury posted...
Also, he tried running in 2012.

I don't get why you just lie

He floated the idea and never officially ran and quickly endorsed Romney. Trump was immediately a frontrunner once he announced and took advantage of an extremely crowded field, and his primary advantages in the 2016 election was strength in rural areas and his ability to flip white working class voters from Obama in the Midwest.

4chan's main demographic, last I checked, is neither white working class voters nor rural voters.

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