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Heartomaton
03/23/23 1:08:52 PM
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Turn in your badge and gun and get the fuck outta here.

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TomClark
03/23/23 1:09:48 PM
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Ah, beans.

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SSJKirby
03/23/23 1:10:26 PM
#3:


Finally

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Ivynn
03/23/23 1:11:38 PM
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You can't take me off this case, chief! I'm this close to nailing him!

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KarsaToblakai
03/23/23 1:12:59 PM
#5:


No my contract just expired

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catfan2008
03/23/23 1:13:09 PM
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It's funny to me Chief. I'm on the case six weeks and I'm about to nail the suspect. The suspect who you were seen talking to yesterday and now you want my badge and my gun?
Well you can have them. I don't need them to uphold the law. I'm doing what's right. I still have friends in this department who'll back me up. They'll expose you and the Mayor for the corrupt people you are. And the next time a kid wants some ice cream? You sure as hell aren't going to jack up the price by ten cent.

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Were_Wyrm
03/23/23 1:13:30 PM
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Badges? I don't need no stinking badges!

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/23/23 1:15:49 PM
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Just when i was one day away from retiring...
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Jagr_68
03/23/23 1:18:31 PM
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With respect SIR, you can't just make people disappear.

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Hornswoggled
03/23/23 1:23:28 PM
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manhookcardoor
03/23/23 1:23:48 PM
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I had a gun?

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Heartomaton
03/23/23 2:11:46 PM
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Ivynn posted...
You can't take me off this case, chief! I'm this close to nailing him!

That's why you're fired, Ivynns! You can't keep your personal life and your work separate!

catfan2008 posted...
It's funny to me Chief. I'm on the case six weeks and I'm about to nail the suspect. The suspect who you were seen talking to yesterday and now you want my badge and my gun?
Well you can have them. I don't need them to uphold the law. I'm doing what's right. I still have friends in this department who'll back me up. They'll expose you and the Mayor for the corrupt people you are. And the next time a kid wants some ice cream? You sure as hell aren't going to jack up the price by ten cent.

What are you talking about?! You're a meter maid!

Were_Wyrm posted...
Badges? I don't need no stinking badges!

Well you don't have one anymore!

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*Tosses a vegetable peeler at you.*

ZevLoveDOOM posted...
Just when i was one day away from retiring...

No pension!

Jagr_68 posted...
With respect SIR, you can't just make people disappear.

*Snaps fingers.*

manhookcardoor posted...
I had a gun?

Not anymore!

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Heartomaton
03/23/23 3:11:30 PM
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Oh don't act like you're not used to me making you peel your skin off by now.

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I am HR!

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TerraSeeker
03/23/23 9:23:15 PM
#18:


Thank you. I needed to get fired, so I could have a break.

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Full_Pokedex
03/23/23 9:25:12 PM
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Before selling his soul and becoming an entity of pure greed and hatred the phrase "You're Fired!" was what Donald Trump was most known for.
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Turbam
03/23/23 9:26:52 PM
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Unemployment here I come!

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deathproof12
03/23/23 9:31:59 PM
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DrizztLink
03/23/23 9:39:24 PM
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I just swallowed my gun and badge.

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