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Noumas
03/21/23 2:02:17 PM
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Sometimes, the loudest fart doesn't even have an accompanying smell, and yet the silent one that doesn't make any sound at all is horrendous how?
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SrRd_RacinG
03/21/23 2:03:41 PM
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Ninja gas

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SSJ2GrimReaper
03/21/23 2:05:23 PM
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nerf this

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R1masher
03/21/23 2:06:34 PM
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All the energy that would have went into the noise was diverted to the smell, they addressed this in season two episode 9 of Star Trek by using shields and warp engines as an analogy

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Will_VIIII
03/21/23 2:06:37 PM
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When blasting the floodgates are open but silent requires compression which creates a tunnel effect which also acts like a target

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BearlyWilling
03/21/23 2:09:33 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/2/AAZbmwAAETSy.jpg

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Ivynn
03/21/23 2:10:44 PM
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Ever release a deadly silent fart that made everyone in the room run out in panic, making the funeral a bit awkward

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Were_Wyrm
03/21/23 2:22:12 PM
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Sneak attack bonus

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Questionmarktarius
03/21/23 2:25:59 PM
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The main "active" components of a fart are methane and hydrogen sulfide.
Methane make it noisy, hydrogen sulfide makes it stinky.
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Noumas
03/24/23 7:02:43 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The main "active" components of a fart are methane and hydrogen sulfide.
Methane make it noisy, hydrogen sulfide makes it stinky.
Sulfide, that's the stuff in eggs right
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Foppe
03/24/23 7:07:18 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/3/AAA_aCAAET4J.jpg

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Tom_Joad
03/24/23 7:09:22 AM
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My farts always smell pleasant to me.

Other people's reactions may vary.

https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19542002/why-you-like-the-smell-of-your-own-farts/

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Suolevram
03/24/23 7:11:55 AM
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It makes the ass-pennies particularly smelly

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Vegy
03/24/23 7:14:34 AM
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Because if it smells bad, it means shit is ready to come out soon which gets in da way of all gas dat wants to come through by shrinking it to fit around da poop and

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Ricemills
03/24/23 7:16:58 AM
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General misconception.

There are plenty of silent but not deadly farts, but people only noticed the deadly ones.

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Supersex420
03/24/23 8:13:46 AM
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Ricemills posted...
General misconception.

There are plenty of silent but not deadly farts, but people only noticed the deadly ones.


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Heartomaton
03/24/23 8:19:37 AM
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Imagine having farts that are literally lethal.

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Supersex420
03/25/23 3:44:44 AM
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Idk it could go the other way as well

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