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Mike_Stanton
03/20/23 5:02:11 AM
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Like, come out to your parents or other close family members just to see how they react, but maybe like a week later tell them you were just messing with them for the lulz? I'm only asking because I'm thinking about pulling a stunt like this because I (Butters) think it could be funny.

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Ricemills
03/20/23 5:18:53 AM
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If bro jokes counts, yeah.
Had a few of "I'm gay for you, bro" moments at college.

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Lokison
03/20/23 5:24:19 AM
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Yea, had an ex that was a bit homophobic, so me and my best friend convinced her we had sex. That caused her to break up with me and that was fine.

When we told anyone of our friends they all laughed and knew we were joking- she was not very bright (obviously).

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Nirvanas_Nox
03/20/23 5:39:27 AM
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No I haven't and I honestly don't think it would be all that funny if someone did either.

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Mike_Stanton
03/20/23 4:39:17 PM
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Nirvanas_Nox posted...
No I haven't and I honestly don't think it would be all that funny if someone did either.
Why?

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Turbam
03/20/23 4:39:46 PM
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Yeah, I had gay sex with my buddy as a prank once.

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Norman_Smiley
03/20/23 4:40:15 PM
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i once sucked off 37 guys and then told them all i was actually straight and it was just a prank. Should have seen the look in their eyes!

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Blue_Inigo
03/20/23 4:41:35 PM
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Turbam posted...
Yeah, I had gay sex with my buddy as a prank once.
Haha yeah same bro

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Kombucha
03/20/23 4:43:28 PM
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No, but I would hold hands with a guy friend of mine to freak out the older midwesterners in the early 00s.

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Supersex420
03/20/23 4:43:49 PM
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Sort of...

I once saw a guy at a bar that I was legitimately attracted to. It was very weird. Then I posted "I'm gay" on Facebook. Then rumors and shit spread of course and somehow my ex gf who doesn't have Facebook found out.

Anyway now I'm pan but I prefer women overall... I just could see myself being with a guy as well (or nb) I think I am mostly straight though. I did have a gay sexual encounter at one point in my life before that, but uh it might not count.

Anyway this lighthearted topic is probably a crazy ruse

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Robot2600
03/20/23 4:48:56 PM
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Supersex420 posted...
Sort of...

I once saw a guy at a bar that I was legitimately attracted to. It was very weird. Then I posted "I'm gay" on Facebook. Then rumors and shit spread of course and somehow my ex gf who doesn't have Facebook found out.

Anyway now I'm pan but I prefer women overall... I just could see myself being with a guy as well (or nb) I think I am mostly straight though. I did have a gay sexual encounter at one point in my life before that, but uh it might not count.

Anyway this lighthearted topic is probably a crazy ruse

have some bi+ pride you dont need to explain the details of your preferences to the monosexuals..

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Mike_Stanton
03/20/23 5:24:45 PM
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Kombucha posted...
No, but I would hold hands with a guy friend of mine to freak out the older midwesterners in the early 00s.
Hey that is p funny

Supersex420 posted...
Anyway this lighthearted topic is probably a crazy ruse
Why's that?

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Nirvanas_Nox
03/20/23 8:23:09 PM
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Mike_Stanton posted...
Why?

Coming out is a serious issue. It can change a persona life for good or bad. I don't think it's something to use as a prank. People get thrown out of their homes just for that alone.

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PoopPotato
03/20/23 8:23:55 PM
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Yeah, my pranks been going for twe ty years now. Can't wait to see the look on my husband's face when he finds out

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InTheEyesOfFire
03/20/23 8:25:59 PM
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Norman_Smiley posted...
i once sucked off 37 guys and then told them all i was actually straight and it was just a prank. Should have seen the look in their eyes!

37!? In a row?

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hyperskate65
03/20/23 8:26:12 PM
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I almost married my best friend so he could get proper benefits in the military. Not really a prank I guess.

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FigureOfSpeech
03/20/23 8:40:56 PM
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yeah. Back in college like 20 years ago, my roommate went home for a weekend and I went with him to party and hang out and I was asked to pretend to be gay with him to fuck with one of his homophobic boomer neighbors that was like the laughingstock of the neighborhood and I played the part (roommate's brother in law bought be an expensive handle of bourbon as an incentive). Seemed like harmless fun at the time but I would not do something like that again.
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Irony
03/20/23 8:42:34 PM
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Yeah this dude busted a nut in my butt but I turned my head and cracked a smile at him because little did he know that I was only pretending to be gay

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C_Pain
03/20/23 8:48:25 PM
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wow hey butters

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Mike_Stanton
03/21/23 6:49:44 AM
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Nirvanas_Nox posted...
Coming out is a serious issue. It can change a persona life for good or bad. I don't think it's something to use as a prank. People get thrown out of their homes just for that alone.
None of my friends/family are homophobic.

FigureOfSpeech posted...
yeah. Back in college like 20 years ago, my roommate went home for a weekend and I went with him to party and hang out and I was asked to pretend to be gay with him to fuck with one of his homophobic boomer neighbors that was like the laughingstock of the neighborhood and I played the part (roommate's brother in law bought be an expensive handle of bourbon as an incentive). Seemed like harmless fun at the time but I would not do something like that again.
wow lmfao

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wow hey butters
hey

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R1masher
03/21/23 7:07:09 AM
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Just to get into the gay bar on nickel hot wing night

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ForsakenHermit
03/21/23 7:07:32 AM
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To my mother once, she just cracked up and said "No you're not!" In fairness she caught me watching some kind of adult entertainment with good titties when I was 6 and saw that I enjoyed it too much.

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Nirvanas_Nox
03/21/23 1:17:52 PM
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Mike_Stanton posted...
None of my friends/family are homophobic.

wow lmfao

hey

Not saying they are. That's not the case for everyone though. My dad kicked me out when I came out to him and I was 15. I feel like using coming out as a prank is insensitive to the people who actually have to come out and deal with the negative consequences

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Robot2600
03/21/23 1:22:46 PM
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I lost every single one of my straight friends when I came out. Only ones that are still friends are also dating bi/pan ppl.

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pauIie
03/21/23 1:23:48 PM
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no. there are plenty ways to prank somebody. i don't need to rely on using a minority demographic as a joke to do so.

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FigureOfSpeech
03/21/23 1:26:31 PM
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oh shit tc you're butters? Did you just get off being grounded?
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Ivynn
03/21/23 1:29:28 PM
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oh hamburgers!

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Mike_Stanton
03/21/23 8:18:23 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
oh shit tc you're butters? Did you just get off being grounded?
No

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Mike_Stanton
03/22/23 2:36:43 AM
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Update: I (Butters) am considering telling my parents tomorrow or the next day, but still have to rehearse exactly what to say to them.

Oh and lol@ the snowflakes ITT who think it's in poor taste to pull a stunt like this.

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Kakapo
03/22/23 3:13:20 AM
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Its not gay if youre just jk

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