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Well, CE?

No, I flush the offending log and then dip my hand in the clean water and splash my ass

R1masher posted...

No, I flush the offending log and then dip my hand in the clean water and splash my ass

Some countries actually do this.

SSJ5_Goku posted...

Some countries actually do this.

whatd you call me?

With Metamucil, Id rarely need one.

But I want one anyway.

I use compressed air to blast the poo off me bum

I asked in the other bidet topic, but how hard is it to import one of those toilets with a built in bidet to the US? Does plumbing need to change at all or do you just order the toilet?

I finally got my own house so now thinking about stuff like this.

Used to, not anymore.

Yup, installed it a few years ago and will never go back. I don't know how these things aren't standard in America by now.

Itachi157 posted...

I asked in the other bidet topic, but how hard is it to import one of those toilets with a built in bidet to the US? Does plumbing need to change at all or do you just order the toilet?

I finally got my own house so now thinking about stuff like this.

You can just buy the bidet attachment on Amazon and install it yourself. It's pretty simple, and depending on the setup of your bathroom shouldn't take you more than an hour.

I have a portable, battery-powered bidet.

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Itachi157 posted...

I asked in the other bidet topic, but how hard is it to import one of those toilets with a built in bidet to the US? Does plumbing need to change at all or do you just order the toilet?

I finally got my own house so now thinking about stuff like this.

I just bought 2 of the $40 ones off Amazon. The installation is pretty easy and it comes with everything you need to get it installed. They have heated options for a little more but I didn't think my ass needed that much pampering.

I want one but I don't know if I can actually install one at my apartment lol.

No, I live in the US, and I have a clean ass cause I get plenty of fiber. Its amazing how little shit is left behind when it doesnt have the consistency of tomato paste.

The shower is right over there.

Error1355 posted...

I want one but I don't know if I can actually install one at my apartment lol.

You can, as long as you keep the old toilet seat. That way you can reinstall the old seat when you move out.

Mine shoots so hard, I can give myself an enema and knock lose any tiny turd left playing hide and seek in my rectum. Fuckin love this thing.

Error1355 posted...

I want one but I don't know if I can actually install one at my apartment lol.

I don't want to get ahead of myself, but all you need is an electrical outlet near your toilet. For water, it uses the same exact pipe and hookup that's already connected to your existing toilet. So all you need to do is twist the handle near your toilet to shut off the water, install the connector that comes with the bidet, and then plug it in.

A_Good_Boy posted...

You can just buy the bidet attachment on Amazon and install it yourself. It's pretty simple, and depending on the setup of your bathroom shouldn't take you more than an hour.

This. I got one off Amazon a year ago and now I simply can't go without a bidet.

PoopPotato posted...

Mine shoots so hard, I can give myself an enema and knock lose any tiny turd left playing hide and seek in my rectum. Fuckin love this thing.

This is probably unsafe but...I do this too lmao. Give the ol' rectum a good flush lmao. I've always hated that last little piece that doesn't want to come out.

Itachi157 posted...

I asked in the other bidet topic, but how hard is it to import one of those toilets with a built in bidet to the US? Does plumbing need to change at all or do you just order the toilet?

I finally got my own house so now thinking about stuff like this.

It is do-able, but it is going to cost you quite a bit. The toilets themselves are heavy so the importing is not cheap and the features can run the cost up a lot. Then you get to the actual install and it is going to come down to whether or not you have enough of the needs of the toilet right there or if the plumber is going to have to do significant work.

Probably worth contacting a plumber to see if they have done that kind of work and would be interested in coming out to give you an estimate.

You could easily spend more than 10k just on this though, so don't be afraid to just look into a seat washlet, some of them are even able to work on water pressure alone, so no electrical plugin needed.

A_Good_Boy posted...

I don't want to get ahead of myself, but all you need is an electrical outlet near your toilet. For water, it uses the same exact pipe and hookup that's already connected to your existing toilet. So all you need to do is twist the handle near your toilet to shut off the water, install the connector that comes with the bidet, and then plug it in.

You don't even need an outlet. Mine doesn't use electricity. All water pressure, baby.

realnifty1 posted...

It is do-able, but it is going to cost you quite a bit. The toilets themselves are heavy so the importing is not cheap and the features can run the cost up a lot. Then you get to the actual install and it is going to come down to whether or not you have enough of the needs of the toilet right there or if the plumber is going to have to do significant work.

Probably worth contacting a plumber to see if they have done that kind of work and would be interested in coming out to give you an estimate.

You could easily spend more than 10k just on this though, so don't be afraid to just look into a seat washlet, some of them are even able to work on water pressure alone, so no electrical plugin needed.

Lowe's and Home Depot sell Japanese toilets. No need to import one.