Current Events > People think if a child is circumcised at a young age it won't affect them

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Jennywentnorth8 posted...

73% of you only cited something appearance related

It does look way, way better after it's cut, but that's not even in the top 5 reasons why it should be done.

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This whole shtick is only effective if your opposition is saying something truly outlandish and unfounded.

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I've looked at the data and seen arguments stomped by their own sources. Remember the one who said "the USA is the only developed country with a majority of men circumcised" and then found out with their own link that Australia and South Korea are majority circumcised?

I'm not the one who's ignoring or trying to twist data to their advantage. I'm just being truthful and direct.

Circumcision reduces the risk of HIV/STI transference, improves hygiene naturally, decreases the likelihood of UTIs, eliminates the risk of developing phimosis, and definitely looks better (though that's an opinion).

Which data am I ignoring? What makes you think I'm joking?

all because you prefer circumcised penises doesn't mean you should enforce that onto every infant male

Beveren_Rabbit posted...

all because you prefer circumcised penises doesn't mean you should enforce that onto every infant male

If you judge it to be beneficial, it's your right and responsibility as a parent to consult with a medical professional about having it done. Nobody said "every infant male," just your own sons.

What is so outlandish by saying hygiene and safe sex are also alternatives to circumcision?

Beveren_Rabbit posted...

What is so outlandish by saying hygiene and safe sex are also alternatives to circumcision?

Nothing. But circumcision is an effective prevention in addition to good hygiene and safe sex.

The benefits stack together. An uncircumcised person with good hygiene is more likely than a circumcised person with good hygiene to develop a UTI.

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Solid argument once more. You've clearly got me on the ropes.

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

Oh! I understand your trollin gimmick now! You quote posts and purposely take them the completely wrong way and stick a "wtf" on the end. You've done it about 5 times now, that's isn't just a coincidence. Better switch it up bud

Anyway honestly guys ignoring all that other shit up til now STD's dead, babies, hyginewipe the whole thing clean honestly HONESTLY heres the real truth:

Having a girl lick and tease your foreskin until you orgasm is an incredible experience, something that cannot be replicated by anything else on the body. Soft nipple play is probably the closest sensation I can think of that comes close to it? But that is about to a 3 compared to the foreskin's 9. I am so confident in what a life changing experience it is that if a genie gave you guys your foreskins back for a day and got a foreskin BJ 90% of you would tell that Genie "let me keep it". Even just solo jerking off with it is great. I cannot even imagine the sort of "Candy store" moment you guys would have after literally unlocking the most sensitive and erotic spot on your penis, feeling the intensity of a foreskin after 30 years of nothing. I literally cannot imagine that. So I understand that you guys also can't possibly fathom the pleasure you are missing out on. But it's A LOT.

hahahaa oh man hahahahah hahahaha dudes lost it

Zonbei posted...

You are so fucking weird

I think I broke him and I feel a little bit guilty

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Bro? You okay? You're not really making good sense here.

Zikten posted...

It increases sensation. (The foreskin has nerves in it)

It protects the head of the penis from unnecessary exposure. It adds lubricant during sex.

Did you really think it just exists for no reason? All human males are meant to have foreskin

and now I am going to use the anti-hygiene crowds logic vs them :

lubrication? Just get better and exciting her, bro

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

Oh! I understand your trollin gimmick now! You quote posts and purposely take them the completely wrong way and stick a "wtf" on the end. You've done it about 5 times now, that's isn't just a coincidence. Better switch it up bud

the_pika posted...

hahahaa oh man hahahahah hahahaha dudes lost it

Hey good on you for taking my advice! Glad I could help you out bud. You will be trolling with the best of em pretty soon.

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

"I am going to declaw my cat because it is better for me"
CE: "No! You monster!

"I am going to dock my dog's ears and tail because it looks better to me"
CE: "No! You monster!"

"I am going to make my baby wear a book on his head so that it is more flat because it looks better to me"
CE: "No, you monster!"

"I am going to make my wife wear really small shoes so that her feet end up small and pointy because it looks better to me"
CE: "No! You monster!"

"I am going to cut part of my son's dick off because it looks better to me"
CE: "Wow what an amazing parent"

let me fix this for you :

"I am going to declaw my cat because it is better for me"
CE: "No! You monster!

"I am going to dock my dog's ears and tail because it looks better to me"
CE: "No! You monster!"

"I am going to make my baby wear a book on his head so that it is more flat because it looks better to me"
CE: "No, you monster!"

I am going to make my wife wear really small shoes so that her feet end up small
and pointy because it looks better to me"
CE: "No! You monster!"

"I am going to circumcise my baby"
You: "Gather round, boys and girls, let me tell you horrifying torture fantasies about how imagine circumcisions go, with dirty scissors and no medical standards, by a butcher, and then I will tell you this very, very XXX story about how oral sex to the foreskin is like

the_pika posted...

let me fix this for you :

"I am going to declaw my cat because it is better for me"
CE: "No! You monster!

"I am going to dock my dog's ears and tail because it looks better to me"
CE: "No! You monster!"

"I am going to make my baby wear a book on his head so that it is more flat because it looks better to me"
CE: "No, you monster!"

I am going to make my wife wear really small shoes so that her feet end up small
and pointy because it looks better to me"
CE: "No! You monster!"

"I am going to circumcise my baby"
You: "Gather round, boys and girls, let me tell you horrifying torture fantasies about how imagine circumcisions go, with dirty scissors and no medical standards, by a butcher, and then I will tell you this very, very XXX story about how oral sex to the foreskin is like

I mean listen there are a lot of things I want to say but first and foremost...

You think "Having a girl lick and tease your foreskin until you orgasm is an incredible experience" is a "very, very xxx story"? I mean obviously you exaggerate the hell out of everything I say but come on even for you this troll was a lil too obvious

Why aren't you donating prosthetic foreskins for these poor afflicted babies to feel better about yourself instead of arguing online like some sort of slactivist

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

You think "Having a girl lick and tease your foreskin until you orgasm is an incredible experience" is a "very, very xxx story"? I mean obviously you exaggerate the hell out of everything I say but come on even for you this troll was a lil too obvious

Nah, that's just disgusting

Sharashaska posted...

Nah, that's just disgusting

I have to agree That sounds gross, and I actually like dicks As a blowjob giver, I wouldnt want to do that And honestly, as a receiver, I probably wouldnt want to feel that, either if I had foreskin Id want to leave the foreskin out of sex as much as possible, tbh Even if I had it, Id probably still think it was gross and want nothing to do with it Id just have it, and most likely hate it

LinkPizza posted...

I have to agree That sounds gross, and I actually like dicks As a blowjob giver, I wouldnt want to do that And honestly, as a receiver, I probably wouldnt want to feel that, either if I had foreskin Id want to leave the foreskin out of sex as much as possible, tbh Even if I had it, Id probably still think it was gross and want nothing to do with it Id just have it, and most likely hate it

It is still strange...to me... that.... you're... whole thing is.... just "I don't... want a...foreskin because I... fear it might... feel too good"...that and...a whole lot...of elipses...

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

I mean listen there are a lot of things I want to say but first and foremost...

You think "Having a girl lick and tease your foreskin until you orgasm is an incredible experience" is a "very, very xxx story"? I mean obviously you exaggerate the hell out of everything I say but come on even for you this troll was a lil too obvious

For gamefaqs? Yeah thats a little weird bro. Its not particularly XXX for the internet as a whole but its a weird ass thing to say here.

lmao @ a topic about dick hoods getting to 500. Never change CE

I don't like foreskin, so everyone in the world should have no foreskin and have the same dislike as me. What do you mean there are botched circumcisions that result in infant deaths and that some people regret being circumcised because it has affected their sexual function? Well those numbers are probably insignificant anyway because everyone I know prefers being cut so majority wins!

no I wouldn't want it done to adults because no one wants to remember the pain XD

Beveren_Rabbit posted...

I don't like foreskin, so everyone in the world should have no foreskin

Bruh. Stop being wrong.

Zonbei posted...

For gamefaqs? Yeah thats a little weird bro. Its not particularly XXX for the internet as a whole but its a weird ass thing to say here.

I am very sorry that your dick has been so numbed from getting snipped that "a girl licking a dick feels good" is such a "weird ass" concept for you.

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

It is still strange...to me... that.... you're... whole thing is.... just "I don't... want a...foreskin because I... fear it might... feel too good"...that and...a whole lot...of elipses...

I dont fear it I just dont like it Plus, its not like I dont get pleasure already You guys always act like its the most pleasurable thing Yet, reports Ive read said that the extra pleasure is actually negligible for most guys And since Ive received pleasure from my BF where Ive had to stop him, why would I need this extra pleasure that would cause me to have to stop sex even more than necessary Youre the only one who keeps mentioning fear So, maybe thats projection on your part, I guess

And Ive been using ellipses for the past 5-6 years If you really have to resort to insulting my posting style, thats when people start to realize you have nothing left

If I had the choice of being simply being born without a foreskin or killing off anyone who believes circumcision should be a choice of the individual and killing off anyone funding/research foreskin restoration, guess what I would pick?!

LinkPizza posted...

I dont fear it I just dont like it Plus, its not like I dont get pleasure already You guys always act like its the most pleasurable thing Yet, reports Ive read said that the extra pleasure is actually negligible for most guys And since Ive received pleasure from my BF where Ive had to stop him, why would I need this extra pleasure that would cause me to have to stop sex even more than necessary Youre the only one who keeps mentioning fear So, maybe thats projection on your part, I guess

And Ive been using ellipses for the past 5-6 years If you really have to resort to insulting my posting style, thats when people start to realize you have nothing left

Explain to me how you don't like something that you have never felt.

Beveren_Rabbit posted...

If I had the choice of being simply being born without a foreskin or killing off anyone who believes circumcision should be a choice of the individual and killing off anyone funding/research foreskin restoration, guess what I would pick?!

Weird question, but okay

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

I am very sorry that your dick has been so numbed from getting snipped that "a girl licking a dick feels good" is such a "weird ass" concept for you.

Also, do you actually know how circumcision works? Why do you think our dicks are numb Bot only are they not numb (which is weird that you think it is), the extra sensations are apparently negligible

look the glans of a circumcised penis. Dry, cracked, and pale. how is this attractive?

Beveren_Rabbit posted...

look the glans of a circumcised penis. Dry, cracked, and pale. how is this attractive?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

Explain to me how you don't like something that you have never felt.

I said I dont like the foreskin. For the extra sensation, I dont need it

Beveren_Rabbit posted...

If I had the choice of being simply being born without a foreskin or killing off anyone who believes circumcision should be a choice of the individual and killing off anyone funding/research foreskin restoration, guess what I would pick?!

Who knows? But can you guess which answer makes you a psychopath?

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

I am very sorry that your dick has been so numbed from getting snipped that "a girl licking a dick feels good" is such a "weird ass" concept for you.

Its not a weird concept. Its just a weird thing to say here. Do you not understand how different places work and which things are weird to say in some places and not others?

Youre clearly trolling at this point with this your dick must be numb because you think me being explicit on a videogame message board for no reason is weird shit.

stop putting your preference over the right to bodily autonomy. You have great sex with your circumcised boyfriend. good for you, but not everyone is happy with being cut. Circumcision should be a choice!

Beveren_Rabbit posted...

look the glans of a circumcised penis. Dry, cracked, and pale. how is this attractive?

Good think that mine is dried, cracked, and pale. It sure whos penis that is, though But thats nothing like a normal circumcised penis

Beveren_Rabbit posted...

guess what I would pick?!

Nobody would give a shit

being against infant circumcision is considered trolling XD

LinkPizza posted...

I said I dont like the foreskin. For the extra sensation, I dont need it

How...can you...not...like something...that you...have...never...experienced? Do you really not understand that this doesn't make any sense and is the epitome of a close minded mindset? When your partner wants to try something new that you have never done do you also just say "nah fuck that I don't like that"? When someone gives you food you have never tried do you go "Nah I don't like that, I have other food I like".

Beveren_Rabbit posted...

Circumcision should be a choice!

It is. Parents can choose to have it done or not done. It's not mandatory.

Beveren_Rabbit posted...

stop putting your preference over the right to bodily autonomy. You have great sex with your circumcised boyfriend. good for you, but not everyone is happy with being cut. Circumcision should be a choice!

Well, you do get bodily autonomy when youre old enough to But as a baby, turns out your parents have it And for some, it sucks But again, Im glad to not have foreskin, and glad to have not gone through that pain as an adult And many feel that way In the end, or everyone can win

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

How...can you...not...like something...that you...have...never...experienced?

Bold question to ask, given that you've been talking about how much better it feels to have foreskin. You've never tried anything without it.

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

How...can you...not...like something...that you...have...never...experienced? Do you really not understand that this doesn't make any sense and is the epitome of a close minded mindset? When your partner wants to try something new that you have never done do you also just say "nah fuck that I don't like that"? When someone gives you food you have never tried do you go "Nah I don't like that, I have other food I like".

Im not talking about the pleasure

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Bold question to ask, given that you've been talking about how much better it feels to have foreskin. You've never tried anything without it.

I still have 100% of my penis. I know what every part of it feels like.

the issue is that circumcision is mostly done for cosmetic/cultural reasons. are there health benefits? sure! but those benefits are also achieved through safe sex and hygiene. Infections are treatable.

500!