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DKBananaSlamma 02/27/23 3:53:40 PM #1: |
I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonTentacles's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react. This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?" He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang. NeonTentacles was Warned. I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something. Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonTentacles link. Alas, this was not the case. By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. Blood was everywhere. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim. My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonTentacles did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 48-72 hours he will rise again from the depths of suspension and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again." At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me). Anyway, I really just miss NeonTentacles and I think the mods should reconsider his Warning. tl;dr - free NeonTentacles --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 02/27/23 3:53:50 PM #2: |
It was for hornyposting in that topic about AOC wanting a bidet. You can probably fill in the blanks >_> https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/NeonTentacles --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 02/27/23 3:54:29 PM #3: |
The mods apparently draw a line at scat/golden showers. --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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meestermj 02/27/23 3:54:35 PM #4: |
That's fine. Was getting on my nerves today anyhow --- Psn: beastlytoast Left-handed fire-slapsies leave me feeling confused about life. - Merydia ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ellis123 02/27/23 3:54:35 PM #5: |
DKBananaSlamma posted... It was for hornyposting in that topic about AOC wanting a bidet. You can probably fill in the blanks >_>I'm just happy for you that it wasn't over a minor this time. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 02/27/23 3:58:57 PM #6: |
Maybe don't claim to want to occupy the position of a shit-cleaning water squirter in a lady's home. :l --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxoto 02/27/23 4:01:32 PM #7: |
everytime Neon is warned, me and my boys are like: https://streamable.com/x4fa3w --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/bmh5oq ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FelineCyborg 02/27/23 4:07:27 PM #8: |
damn. poor neontentacles. --- "well, yeah, and a lot of minorities go to see minstrel shows, too." - PyroSpoon ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smashingpmkns 02/27/23 4:08:34 PM #9: |
Why couldn't it be me --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Powdered_Toast 02/27/23 4:28:28 PM #10: |
DKBananaSlamma posted... It was for hornyposting in that topic about AOC wanting a bidet. You can probably fill in the blanks >_>Why did only your horny post get deleted? --- Want some rye? 'Course ya do! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BurmesePenguin 02/27/23 4:29:12 PM #11: |
DKBananaSlamma posted... It was for hornyposting in that topic about AOC wanting a bidet. You can probably fill in the blanks >_>You said you wanted her to shit in your mouth. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ElleRagu 02/27/23 4:29:59 PM #12: |
stop hornyposting --- MARTIAL ARTS LANGUAGE COMMENCES ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RlP 02/27/23 6:34:06 PM #14: |
Was that really moddable? What was the reason, offensive? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FaultyCircuitry 02/27/23 6:34:38 PM #15: |
ElleRagu posted... stop hornyposting --- And I'd never do it but it's not a joke; I can't tell the difference when I'm all alone // https://www.last.fm/user/crushedaria ~[she/her|they/them]~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 02/27/23 6:38:50 PM #17: |
NeonTentacles in the Punishment Closet rn --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png he/him/they/them ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 02/27/23 6:40:17 PM #18: |
It was a real shit post tbh --- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 02/27/23 6:47:26 PM #19: |
Blue_Inigo posted... It was a real shit post tbhha! --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ruvan22 02/27/23 7:07:40 PM #20: |
Still getting angry over women wearing less revealing uniforms... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AirFresh 02/27/23 7:15:37 PM #21: |
Mods don't like the idea females use the restroom --- Don't Stress, Become #Fresh ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE_gonna_CE 02/27/23 7:17:48 PM #23: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/5/AAb05zAAEJm1.jpg --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AirFresh 02/27/23 7:20:17 PM #25: |
Lmaooo --- Don't Stress, Become #Fresh ... Copied to Clipboard!
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k1zzl3_82 02/27/23 7:57:30 PM #26: |
Ctrl F: blood was everywhere Good post --- http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/6065/71ce.png http://imageshack.us/a/img585/295/1364886627115.jpg -Oderint dum metuat- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 02/27/23 7:58:01 PM #27: |
BurmesePenguin posted... You said you wanted her to shit in your mouth.Dang --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE_gonna_CE 02/27/23 8:28:58 PM #28: |
Turbam posted... DangIm thinking YUCK --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 02/27/23 8:43:02 PM #29: |
Nothing is as offensive as the cringey mid-2000s emoticon shit tbh. --- Fate rarely calls on us at a moment of our choosing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Neoconkers 02/27/23 8:45:08 PM #30: |
the fact that you are allowed around vulnerable people is verging on negligence --- . ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 02/27/23 9:16:32 PM #31: |
rexcrk posted... Nothing is as offensive as the cringey mid-2000s emoticon shit tbh.<_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tripleh213 02/27/23 9:22:30 PM #32: |
Free Neon!!! --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MelbuFrahma4 02/27/23 9:28:47 PM #33: |
RlP posted... Was that really moddable? What was the reason, offensive? I think he got banned for saying he works out to try to get with Asian women. Maybe he doesnt get the benefit of the doubt. --- "We'll never see Day-Lewis and Kubrick, or Kurosawa and Eastwood, but we have seen Bale and Nolan, a cinematic dream pairing come to life!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NordicValkyria 02/28/23 1:22:20 AM #34: |
Neon always get punished for the most stupid shit. ...No pun intended. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MelbuFrahma4 02/28/23 11:18:53 AM #35: |
So who is the backup Tity Meister while Neon is away? Is it Vegy? Or is Vegy an Ass Man? --- "We'll never see Day-Lewis and Kubrick, or Kurosawa and Eastwood, but we have seen Bale and Nolan, a cinematic dream pairing come to life!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poorly 02/28/23 12:50:17 PM #37: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I can feel your rage, join me brother in an effort to wipe tittyposter off the face of the ce map. A true Elusium awaits us! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 02/28/23 5:18:40 PM #38: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Oh yeah. This copypasta --- Fate rarely calls on us at a moment of our choosing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kage_53 02/28/23 5:23:49 PM #39: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] You have a sister wife gimmick. I dont think you have any right to judge anyone lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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toreysback 02/28/23 5:29:34 PM #40: |
>_> --- Bert and Nan Flossie and Freddie ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 02/28/23 5:36:14 PM #41: |
kage_53 posted... You have a sister wife gimmick. I dont think you have any right to judge anyone lol It's a copypasta from when someone went off on some random user for using >_>, thinking it was me --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tripleh213 02/28/23 9:31:51 PM #42: |
Please come back --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlebread 02/28/23 9:35:25 PM #44: |
I wish I was AOCs bidet --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GrandConjuraton 02/28/23 9:40:23 PM #45: |
If only you'd get banned. --- You shouldn't have taken the apple down from the tree. https://imgur.com/o21DN7r ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NordicValkyria 03/01/23 1:28:09 AM #46: |
GrandConjuraton posted... If only you'd get banned. Wish granted: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/neonoctopus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlebread 03/01/23 1:38:09 AM #47: |
but I thought only bad posters get banned --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GrandConjuraton 03/01/23 1:48:47 AM #48: |
NordicValkyria posted... Wish granted: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/neonoctopusNow his alt(s) need to go. Like the one he posted the topic with. --- You shouldn't have taken the apple down from the tree. https://imgur.com/o21DN7r ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 03/01/23 2:12:38 AM #49: |
All things will come to end eventually. But where there is a new end, a new beginning blossoms. Like a titty flopping out a bra, akin to a flower blooming in a field >_> --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BurmesePenguin 03/01/23 2:18:45 AM #50: |
Let it forever be known that Neon got banned for talking about his desire to eat other peoples excrements. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 03/01/23 2:29:23 AM #51: |
Not just other people's! AOC's. Give me some credit here >_> --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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