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MysteryMan923 02/21/23 7:10:40 PM #1:	The purpose of these topics will be to talk about all things related to farts. How many. The smell. The volume. Farting experiences. Safe farting. Let the farts begin! --- You ain't gotta like me You just mad cuz I tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be <cite>MysteryMan923 posted [p:971720472] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>The purpose of these topics will be to talk about all things related to farts. How many. The smell. The volume. Farting experiences. Safe farting. Let the farts begin!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 02/21/23 7:18:57 PM #2:	https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zOZe9g1z6Zw --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:971720647] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zOZe9g1z6Zw</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supersex420 02/21/23 7:20:54 PM #3:	Likewise if a man only moves to go to the toilet he will have no occurrence to think of anything other than biological processes --- i spent 25 minutes reading what you said Medea's virtual gf <cite>Supersex420 posted [p:971720693] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>Likewise if a man only moves to go to the toilet he will have no occurrence to think of anything other than biological processes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 02/21/23 7:23:27 PM #4:	Protip #237 a tampon liberally dusted in baby powder acts as a silencer and de-scenter --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:971720741] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>Protip #237a tampon liberally dusted in baby powder acts as a silencer and de-scenter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MysteryMan923 02/21/23 7:28:33 PM #5:	Today I learned. --- You ain't gotta like me You just mad cuz I tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be <cite>MysteryMan923 posted [p:971720818] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>Today I learned.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom_Joad 02/21/23 7:30:11 PM #6:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwQYL_71yAI --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult <cite>Tom_Joad posted [p:971720850] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwQYL_71yAI</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MysteryMan923 02/22/23 10:09:16 AM #7:	https://youtu.be/_a1LGxZay8c --- You ain't gotta like me You just mad cuz I tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be <cite>MysteryMan923 posted [p:971731200] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/_a1LGxZay8c</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 02/22/23 11:57:16 AM #8:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=napRkPs1DiQ <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:971733257] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=napRkPs1DiQ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 02/22/23 12:04:15 PM #9:	My long-standing reaction to people who automatically turn their noses up at fart jokes (pun intended): https://youtu.be/wT2-B-463ec?t=85 --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:971733361] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>My long-standing reaction to people who automatically turn their noses up at fart jokes (pun intended):https://youtu.be/wT2-B-463ec?t=85</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Poorly 02/22/23 12:12:14 PM #10:	Hufflepuff let it rip the loudest Slithering is almost silent but pungent smell can be smell, no members of house of Slithering will admit it. Griffins are proud farters, they tried too hard to make the best fart. Ravenclaw has the shittiest fart. You better hear a mandrake screams than grating sounds of any Ravenglass fart. --- <cite>Poorly posted [p:971733514] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>Hufflepuff let it rip the loudestSlithering is almost silent but pungent smell can be smell, no members of house of Slithering will admit it.Griffins are proud farters, they tried too hard to make the best fart. Ravenclaw has the shittiest fart. You better hear a mandrake screams than grating sounds of any Ravenglass fart.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom_Joad 02/22/23 12:38:50 PM #11:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-DGJqRUXhY I'm dying here... laughing too hard! --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult <cite>Tom_Joad posted [p:971734050] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-DGJqRUXhYI'm dying here... laughing too hard!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 02/24/23 8:47:04 PM #12:	My best farts are always in the morning after waking up --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:971787626] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>My best farts are always in the morning after waking up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 02/24/23 8:50:52 PM #13:	DarthDemented posted... My best farts are always in the morning after waking up agreed <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:971787706] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>DarthDemented posted... </cite><quote>My best farts are always in the morning after waking up</quote>agreed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 02/24/23 8:52:42 PM #14:	FigureOfSpeech posted... agreed Ha! I knew my farts were going through a wormhole to other people who could hear them! --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:971787750] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>FigureOfSpeech posted... </cite><quote>agreed</quote>Ha! I knew my farts were going through a wormhole to other people who could hear them!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 02/25/23 8:18:32 AM #15:	Fucking hell. My morning fart smelled horrendous. What did you do to me? --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:971795188] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>Fucking hell. My morning fart smelled horrendous. What did you do to me?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 02/26/23 12:08:08 AM #16:	I just ripped a pretty sweet fart. Not like a super-incredible one you'd never forget, but a very decent fart, good sound to it, went on for a respectable amount of time, you know the drill. Got the feeling there's a second wave coming soon too. EDIT: It came, and was every bit as good as the first. EDIT: Seems it was warning of an impending dump, which has now been taken. You know how some dumps, you take and then a while later rip a truly epic fart? I have a feeling this is going to turn out to be one of those. --- The only thing we have to fear is Trumble itself. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:971810362] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>I just ripped a pretty sweet fart. Not like a super-incredible one you'd never forget, but a very decent fart, good sound to it, went on for a respectable amount of time, you know the drill.Got the feeling there's a second wave coming soon too. EDIT: It came, and was every bit as good as the first.EDIT: Seems it was warning of an impending dump, which has now been taken. You know how some dumps, you take and then a while later rip a truly epic fart? I have a feeling this is going to turn out to be one of those.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CassandraCroft 02/26/23 12:38:58 AM #17:	Colonoscopy fart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rr6bW736sY French woman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFVOAcM6QgU Farting horse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTpDL84z12A Farting squirrel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfABnAS5i9Q --- All your base are belong to us. Been gaming since 1979. Xbox Live Account Sophitia99 <cite>CassandraCroft posted [p:971810866] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>Colonoscopy fart:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rr6bW736sYFrench woman:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFVOAcM6QgUFarting horse:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTpDL84z12AFarting squirrel:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfABnAS5i9Q</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 02/26/23 2:07:05 AM #18:	DarthDemented posted... Ha! I knew my farts were going through a wormhole to other people who could hear them! I'm glad that you're glad... but now I'm like... O_O anxious because I took all that for granted, and I was really in another place for a lot of tonight but then yeah, good call. Farting Horse and Farting Squirrel damn I can appreciate that. <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:971811794] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>DarthDemented posted... </cite><quote>Ha! I knew my farts were going through a wormhole to other people who could hear them!</quote>I'm glad that you're glad... but now I'm like... O_O anxious because I took all that for granted, and I was really in another place for a lot of tonight but then yeah, good call.Farting Horse and Farting Squirrel damn I can appreciate that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 02/26/23 9:41:46 AM #19:	Trumble posted... I just ripped a pretty sweet fart. Not like a super-incredible one you'd never forget, but a very decent fart, good sound to it, went on for a respectable amount of time, you know the drill. Got the feeling there's a second wave coming soon too. EDIT: It came, and was every bit as good as the first. EDIT: Seems it was warning of an impending dump, which has now been taken. You know how some dumps, you take and then a while later rip a truly epic fart? I have a feeling this is going to turn out to be one of those. You smell the soup before you make it sometimes --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:971815416] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>I just ripped a pretty sweet fart. Not like a super-incredible one you'd never forget, but a very decent fart, good sound to it, went on for a respectable amount of time, you know the drill.Got the feeling there's a second wave coming soon too. EDIT: It came, and was every bit as good as the first.EDIT: Seems it was warning of an impending dump, which has now been taken. You know how some dumps, you take and then a while later rip a truly epic fart? I have a feeling this is going to turn out to be one of those.</quote>You smell the soup before you make it sometimes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 02/26/23 9:49:04 AM #20:	Solution_45 posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=napRkPs1DiQ @SSJGrimReaper --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:971815505] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>Solution_45 posted... </cite><quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=napRkPs1DiQ</quote>@SSJGrimReaper </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 02/27/23 3:03:17 PM #21:	Turbam posted... @SSJGrimReaper https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/5/AAQmNRAAEOX_.jpg --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:971842527] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite><quote>@SSJGrimReaper</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/5/AAQmNRAAEOX_.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/27/23 3:07:57 PM #22:	@Smackems --- "I'm tired of this city, all this toil and strife. Trying to cross the boulevard, playing Frogger with my life." <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:971842636] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>@Smackems </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 02/27/23 3:20:28 PM #23:	Buns Jovi - I breathe air from glutes I guess this time you're really peeing I heard youre a winking stained browneye Well as my broken fart flies steaming You shot straight logs into my eye You say youve tried to push some squitters And now youre shitting at my door You left me drowning in brown tears And you wont shave meat anymore I'm laying a log, just give me one more chance girl I breathe air from glutes, steam rising from your fresh poo When you beef, I want to huff the air from stool I breathe air from glutes I'd shit and I'd die for you I'd slice a bun off that guy for you Squirts can't say what mud can do I breathe air from glutes --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:971842858] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>Buns Jovi - I breathe air from glutesI guess this time you're really peeingI heard youre a winking stained browneyeWell as my broken fart flies steamingYou shot straight logs into my eyeYou say youve tried to push some squittersAnd now youre shitting at my doorYou left me drowning in brown tearsAnd you wont shave meat anymoreI'm laying a log, just give me one more chance girlI breathe air from glutes, steam rising from your fresh pooWhen you beef, I want to huff the air from stoolI breathe air from glutesI'd shit and I'd die for youI'd slice a bun off that guy for youSquirts can't say what mud can doI breathe air from glutes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 02/27/23 10:30:26 PM #24:	Lordgold666 posted... Buns Jovi - I breathe air from glutes I guess this time you're really peeing I heard youre a winking stained browneye Well as my broken fart flies steaming You shot straight logs into my eye You say youve tried to push some squitters And now youre shitting at my door You left me drowning in brown tears And you wont shave meat anymore I'm laying a log, just give me one more chance girl I breathe air from glutes, steam rising from your fresh poo When you beef, I want to huff the air from stool I breathe air from glutes I'd shit and I'd die for you I'd slice a bun off that guy for you Squirts can't say what mud can do I breathe air from glutes What did I just read? --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:971852086] in Farting Ge... [t:80356289]...</cite> <quote>Lordgold666 posted... </cite><quote>Buns Jovi - I breathe air from glutesI guess this time you're really peeingI heard youre a winking stained browneyeWell as my broken fart flies steamingYou shot straight logs into my eyeYou say youve tried to push some squittersAnd now youre shitting at my doorYou left me drowning in brown tearsAnd you wont shave meat anymoreI'm laying a log, just give me one more chance girlI breathe air from glutes, steam rising from your fresh pooWhen you beef, I want to huff the air from stoolI breathe air from glutesI'd shit and I'd die for youI'd slice a bun off that guy for youSquirts can't say what mud can doI breathe air from glutes</quote>What did I just read?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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