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vegeta415 02/20/23 10:41:22 PM #1: |
Its getting annoying. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 02/20/23 10:41:54 PM #2: |
Use less tissue --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 | i9-10900K | EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra | 32GB DDR4 3600 | 4TB SSD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 02/20/23 10:42:55 PM #3: |
Find a stick and keep it next to your toilet. I used to use a stick as a kid to help. Thankfully I don't clog anymore ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vegeta415 02/20/23 10:43:34 PM #4: |
I have a bidet the paper isnt the issue. The gigantic turds are. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RyoRaofin 02/20/23 10:43:51 PM #5: |
Get yourself one of those toilet knives. Yes thats a thing apparently --- FACT: I Remember Everything. #factsaretrue ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Antifar 02/20/23 10:44:17 PM #6: |
Have you tried having diarrhea --- Please don't be weird in my topics ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vegeta415 02/20/23 10:44:49 PM #7: |
Zikten posted... Find a stick and keep it next to your toilet. I used to use a stick as a kid to help. Thankfully I don't clog anymoreHmm. You think the stick part of the plunger might work? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Imit8m3 02/20/23 10:44:54 PM #8: |
Flush after you poop, before you wipe. Then again after you wipe. This halfs the amount of debris going down at once and is known as double flushing. --- Yes, I am aggressively handsome. Thanks for noticing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flauros 02/20/23 10:45:04 PM #9: |
go on a diet --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hitokoriX 02/20/23 10:46:09 PM #10: |
Wait... are you suggesting that 90 percent of the time your turds are so massive they clog your toilet by themselves? --- Would you follow a blind man? I would if I was in the dark ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 02/20/23 10:47:25 PM #11: |
vegeta415 posted... Hmm. You think the stick part of the plunger might work?Maybe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vegeta415 02/20/23 10:47:38 PM #12: |
hitokoriX posted... Wait... are you suggesting that 90 percent of the time your turds are so massive they clog your toilet by themselves?Yes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 02/20/23 10:48:44 PM #13: |
Take smaller shits. --- One day, you will lose everything, and all you'll have left are the clothes on your back and your Trumble. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nosferatu_Zodd 02/20/23 10:49:58 PM #15: |
Try wobbling it --- https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6b/1a/6a/6b1a6a72ead402776666d859cc06a746.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 02/20/23 10:50:26 PM #16: |
They call it "pinching one off" for a reason. Clinch your rectum when it's coming out to cut the turd in half so the full log isn't going down at once. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivynn 02/20/23 10:52:04 PM #17: |
Eat more vegetables. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vegeta415 02/20/23 10:52:29 PM #18: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Not even that much really but Im off of 24 hour cycles so I might not go for 3 days. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 02/20/23 10:53:52 PM #19: |
Just take your blender, remove the plastic cup and run the blades through your shit --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Imit8m3 02/20/23 10:54:02 PM #21: |
vegeta415 posted... Not even that much really but Im off of 24 hour cycles so I might not go for 3 days.See a doctor. That's not healthy. --- Yes, I am aggressively handsome. Thanks for noticing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivynn 02/20/23 10:54:24 PM #22: |
vegeta415 posted... I might not go for 3 days. Well there you go. Stop holding it all in and releasing it all in one go. Get a regular poop schedule. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 02/20/23 10:55:33 PM #23: |
Get a poop knife. --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Damn_Underscore 02/20/23 10:57:06 PM #24: |
Get a new toilet. I got a new toilet recently that advertised as amazing at flushing. It really does work almost all the time whereas the previous toilet was weak and clogged all the time --- Why should we wait for some better time? There may not even be a tomorrow. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 02/20/23 10:58:29 PM #25: |
Damn_Underscore posted... Get a new toilet. What brand? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Damn_Underscore 02/20/23 11:00:00 PM #26: |
Revelation34 posted... What brand? Ill have to look later, Ill try give you the answer tomorrow --- Why should we wait for some better time? There may not even be a tomorrow. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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St0rmFury 02/20/23 11:00:13 PM #27: |
DirkDiggles posted... Get a poop knife.Can't believe it took this long. And post #5 doesn't count. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vegeta415 02/20/23 11:01:33 PM #28: |
I would goddamn love one of those japanese super toilets. A bidet changed my life, those things would be mind blowing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Top_Crusader 02/20/23 11:02:05 PM #29: |
There actually is a fancy expensive toilet that basically blends your poop into goo. --- https://imgur.com/09qFfLV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vegeta415 02/20/23 11:07:23 PM #30: |
Ive wver been in the toilet market before, where do you go to look for one? I want the places rich people shop not home depot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KStateKing17 02/20/23 11:09:41 PM #31: |
hitokoriX posted... Wait... are you suggesting that 90 percent of the time your turds are so massive they clog your toilet by themselves?Them power shits --- The 17th King of the State of K ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Damn_Underscore 02/22/23 10:56:51 AM #32: |
Damn_Underscore posted... Ill have to look later, Ill try give you the answer tomorrow Sorry I forgot about this.. I hope you werent waiting but I dont have a great answer. I think it was American Standard but I dont have an easy way of checking now --- Why should we wait for some better time? There may not even be a tomorrow. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MysteryMan923 02/22/23 11:07:39 AM #33: |
Put a bag in between the toilet seat and water and poop in the bag. Or poop in tbe shower and stomp it down. --- You ain't gotta like me You just mad cuz I tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 02/22/23 11:11:31 AM #34: |
vegeta415 posted... Ive wver been in the toilet market before, where do you go to look for one? I want the places rich people shop not home depotRich people make poor people shop for them at Home Depot. --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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