Current Events > I clog my toilet 80% of fhe time. Is there some toilet garbage disposall?

Topic List
Page List: 1
vegeta415
02/20/23 10:41:22 PM
#1:


Its getting annoying.
... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras
02/20/23 10:41:54 PM
#2:


Use less tissue

---
PSN - NoxObscuras
Z490 | i9-10900K | EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra | 32GB DDR4 3600 | 4TB SSD
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten
02/20/23 10:42:55 PM
#3:


Find a stick and keep it next to your toilet. I used to use a stick as a kid to help. Thankfully I don't clog anymore
... Copied to Clipboard!
vegeta415
02/20/23 10:43:34 PM
#4:


I have a bidet the paper isnt the issue. The gigantic turds are.
... Copied to Clipboard!
RyoRaofin
02/20/23 10:43:51 PM
#5:


Get yourself one of those toilet knives. Yes thats a thing apparently

---
FACT: I Remember Everything. #factsaretrue
... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar
02/20/23 10:44:17 PM
#6:


Have you tried having diarrhea

---
Please don't be weird in my topics
... Copied to Clipboard!
vegeta415
02/20/23 10:44:49 PM
#7:


Zikten posted...
Find a stick and keep it next to your toilet. I used to use a stick as a kid to help. Thankfully I don't clog anymore
Hmm. You think the stick part of the plunger might work?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Imit8m3
02/20/23 10:44:54 PM
#8:


Flush after you poop, before you wipe. Then again after you wipe. This halfs the amount of debris going down at once and is known as double flushing.

---
Yes, I am aggressively handsome. Thanks for noticing.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros
02/20/23 10:45:04 PM
#9:


go on a diet

---
https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4
... Copied to Clipboard!
hitokoriX
02/20/23 10:46:09 PM
#10:


Wait... are you suggesting that 90 percent of the time your turds are so massive they clog your toilet by themselves?

---
Would you follow a blind man?
I would if I was in the dark
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten
02/20/23 10:47:25 PM
#11:


vegeta415 posted...
Hmm. You think the stick part of the plunger might work?
Maybe
... Copied to Clipboard!
vegeta415
02/20/23 10:47:38 PM
#12:


hitokoriX posted...
Wait... are you suggesting that 90 percent of the time your turds are so massive they clog your toilet by themselves?
Yes
... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble
02/20/23 10:48:44 PM
#13:


Take smaller shits.

---
One day, you will lose everything, and all you'll have left are the clothes on your back and your Trumble.
http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html
... Copied to Clipboard!
#14
Post #14 was unavailable or deleted.
Nosferatu_Zodd
02/20/23 10:49:58 PM
#15:


Try wobbling it

---
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6b/1a/6a/6b1a6a72ead402776666d859cc06a746.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG
02/20/23 10:50:26 PM
#16:


They call it "pinching one off" for a reason. Clinch your rectum when it's coming out to cut the turd in half so the full log isn't going down at once.

---
#FeelTheBern
http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn
02/20/23 10:52:04 PM
#17:


Eat more vegetables.

---
http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
vegeta415
02/20/23 10:52:29 PM
#18:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Not even that much really but Im off of 24 hour cycles so I might not go for 3 days.
... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles
02/20/23 10:53:52 PM
#19:


Just take your blender, remove the plastic cup and run the blades through your shit

---
https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc
https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ
... Copied to Clipboard!
#20
Post #20 was unavailable or deleted.
Imit8m3
02/20/23 10:54:02 PM
#21:


vegeta415 posted...
Not even that much really but Im off of 24 hour cycles so I might not go for 3 days.
See a doctor. That's not healthy.

---
Yes, I am aggressively handsome. Thanks for noticing.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn
02/20/23 10:54:24 PM
#22:


vegeta415 posted...
I might not go for 3 days.

Well there you go.

Stop holding it all in and releasing it all in one go.

Get a regular poop schedule.

---
http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles
02/20/23 10:55:33 PM
#23:


Get a poop knife.

---
Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore
02/20/23 10:57:06 PM
#24:


Get a new toilet.

I got a new toilet recently that advertised as amazing at flushing. It really does work almost all the time whereas the previous toilet was weak and clogged all the time

---
Why should we wait for some better time?
There may not even be a tomorrow.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34
02/20/23 10:58:29 PM
#25:


Damn_Underscore posted...
Get a new toilet.

I got a new toilet recently that advertised as amazing at flushing. It really does work almost all the time whereas the previous toilet was weak and clogged all the time


What brand?

---
Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912
... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore
02/20/23 11:00:00 PM
#26:


Revelation34 posted...
What brand?

Ill have to look later, Ill try give you the answer tomorrow

---
Why should we wait for some better time?
There may not even be a tomorrow.
... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury
02/20/23 11:00:13 PM
#27:


DirkDiggles posted...
Get a poop knife.
Can't believe it took this long.

And post #5 doesn't count.

---
"Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377)
... Copied to Clipboard!
vegeta415
02/20/23 11:01:33 PM
#28:


I would goddamn love one of those japanese super toilets. A bidet changed my life, those things would be mind blowing.
... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Top_Crusader
02/20/23 11:02:05 PM
#29:


There actually is a fancy expensive toilet that basically blends your poop into goo.

---
https://imgur.com/09qFfLV
... Copied to Clipboard!
vegeta415
02/20/23 11:07:23 PM
#30:


Ive wver been in the toilet market before, where do you go to look for one? I want the places rich people shop not home depot
... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17
02/20/23 11:09:41 PM
#31:


hitokoriX posted...
Wait... are you suggesting that 90 percent of the time your turds are so massive they clog your toilet by themselves?
Them power shits

---
The 17th King of the State of K
... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore
02/22/23 10:56:51 AM
#32:


Damn_Underscore posted...
Ill have to look later, Ill try give you the answer tomorrow

Sorry I forgot about this.. I hope you werent waiting but I dont have a great answer. I think it was American Standard but I dont have an easy way of checking now

---
Why should we wait for some better time?
There may not even be a tomorrow.
... Copied to Clipboard!
MysteryMan923
02/22/23 11:07:39 AM
#33:


Put a bag in between the toilet seat and water and poop in the bag. Or poop in tbe shower and stomp it down.

---
You ain't gotta like me
You just mad cuz I tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be
... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy
02/22/23 11:11:31 AM
#34:


vegeta415 posted...
Ive wver been in the toilet market before, where do you go to look for one? I want the places rich people shop not home depot
Rich people make poor people shop for them at Home Depot.

---
Who is? I am!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1