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Antifar 02/20/23 9:33:24 PM #1:	How would you have died? --- Please don't be weird in my topics <cite>Antifar posted [p:971701588] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>How would you have died?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 02/20/23 9:35:05 PM #2:	Telling the Oompa Loompas to unionize. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:971701625] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>Telling the Oompa Loompas to unionize.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 02/20/23 9:37:37 PM #3:	I wouldn't. He would just let me leave, disappointed in me. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:971701674] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't. He would just let me leave, disappointed in me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 02/20/23 9:38:34 PM #4:	I would be there to murder him. --- She/Her <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:971701691] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>I would be there to murder him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jennywentnorth8 02/20/23 9:38:56 PM #5:	I like sour shit A LOT so I am sure he would be like "And here is a vial of my Wonka Shock Juice! Be careful though, make sure to only put ONE drop on your tongue! We haven't...tested what happens when you use more than that" and then my dumb ass walks up thinking "I ain't some bitch who can only handle a drop" , downs the whole vial, and I pucker so hard my ass hole retracts itself halfway into my own body so I have to limp out the front door half my size lookin like knuckles from the "do you know dey way" meme while they sing oompas sing some shit about how pride comes before the fall and now that im so short and round with a stomach full of my own ass that was my final fall since I am so low to the fucking ground I can't fall anymore <cite>Jennywentnorth8 posted [p:971701703] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>I like sour shit A LOT so I am sure he would be like "And here is a vial of my Wonka Shock Juice! Be careful though, make sure to only put ONE drop on your tongue! We haven't...tested what happens when you use more than that" and then my dumb ass walks up thinking "I ain't some bitch who can only handle a drop" , downs the whole vial, and I pucker so hard my ass hole retracts itself halfway into my own body so I have to limp out the front door half my size lookin like knuckles from the "do you know dey way" meme while they sing oompas sing some shit about how pride comes before the fall and now that im so short and round with a stomach full of my own ass that was my final fall since I am so low to the fucking ground I can't fall anymore</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 02/20/23 9:41:26 PM #6:	Jennywentnorth8 posted... and I pucker so hard my ass hole retracts itself halfway into my own body https://i.imgur.com/L8v25kU.gifv --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:971701753] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>Jennywentnorth8 posted... </cite><quote>and I pucker so hard my ass hole retracts itself halfway into my own body</quote>https://i.imgur.com/L8v25kU.gifv</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/20/23 9:51:54 PM #7:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/4/AAEhCpAADY-K.jpg <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:971701981] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/4/AAEhCpAADY-K.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 02/20/23 10:06:18 PM #8:	Jennywentnorth8 posted... I like sour shit A LOT so I am sure he would be like "And here is a vial of my Wonka Shock Juice! Be careful though, make sure to only put ONE drop on your tongue! We haven't...tested what happens when you use more than that" and then my dumb ass walks up thinking "I ain't some bitch who can only handle a drop" , downs the whole vial, and I pucker so hard my ass hole retracts itself halfway into my own body so I have to limp out the front door half my size lookin like knuckles from the "do you know dey way" meme while they sing oompas sing some shit about how pride comes before the fall and now that im so short and round with a stomach full of my own ass that was my final fall since I am so low to the fucking ground I can't fall anymore now THIS is a POST --- http://error1355.com/ce/averagejoel.html <cite>averagejoel posted [p:971702308] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>Jennywentnorth8 posted... </cite><quote>I like sour shit A LOT so I am sure he would be like "And here is a vial of my Wonka Shock Juice! Be careful though, make sure to only put ONE drop on your tongue! We haven't...tested what happens when you use more than that" and then my dumb ass walks up thinking "I ain't some bitch who can only handle a drop" , downs the whole vial, and I pucker so hard my ass hole retracts itself halfway into my own body so I have to limp out the front door half my size lookin like knuckles from the "do you know dey way" meme while they sing oompas sing some shit about how pride comes before the fall and now that im so short and round with a stomach full of my own ass that was my final fall since I am so low to the fucking ground I can't fall anymore</quote>now THIS is a POST</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 02/20/23 10:11:06 PM #9:	I'm Augustus Gloop in this scenario --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:971702420] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>I'm Augustus Gloop in this scenario</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 02/20/23 10:13:28 PM #10:	honestly I would probably just fall into the chocolate river and drown --- http://error1355.com/ce/averagejoel.html <cite>averagejoel posted [p:971702480] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>honestly I would probably just fall into the chocolate river and drown</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 02/20/23 10:15:32 PM #11:	I probably wouldnt die <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:971702515] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>I probably wouldnt die</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 02/20/23 10:16:17 PM #12:	Questionmarktarius posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/4/AAEhCpAADY-K.jpg damn. all of that is true. he lives on forever on the internet warning us on the dangers of diabeetus. --- Republicans " hold together like a ball of lusty ticks" - drclaeys <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:971702525] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/4/AAEhCpAADY-K.jpg </quote>damn. all of that is true. he lives on forever on the internet warning us on the dangers of diabeetus.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 02/20/23 10:16:27 PM #13:	something horrible with the oompa loompas --- https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif <cite>sabin017 posted [p:971702530] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>something horrible with the oompa loompas</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/20/23 10:17:58 PM #14:	Nah I'm not all that much of a candy guy. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:971702563] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>Nah I'm not all that much of a candy guy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noumas 02/20/23 10:20:07 PM #15:	thronedfire2 posted... I'm Augustus Gloop in this scenario But... I'm Augustus Gloop in this scenario. Not that I want to be :( <cite>Noumas posted [p:971702598] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite><quote>I'm Augustus Gloop in this scenario</quote>But... I'm Augustus Gloop in this scenario. Not that I want to be :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 02/20/23 10:21:13 PM #16:	get sealed in a chocolate sarcophagus and die trying to eat my way out --- just another freak in the freak kingdom <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:971702613] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>get sealed in a chocolate sarcophagus and die trying to eat my way out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 02/20/23 10:22:31 PM #17:	Freddie_Mercury posted... get sealed in a chocolate sarcophagus and die trying to eat my way out The Cask of Awonkillado --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:971702629] in How would ... [t:80355262]...</cite> <quote>Freddie_Mercury posted... </cite><quote>get sealed in a chocolate sarcophagus and die trying to eat my way out</quote>The Cask of Awonkillado</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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