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Heartomaton
02/20/23 2:16:37 PM
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Cauliflower tastes like someone ate a dozen hardboiled eggs, waited an hour, farted into the dirt, then tended that fart dirt lovingly for 2 months until it grew into a fart flower, harvested it on the hottest, ripest day of the year, boiled it for 13 hours and then tried to fool people into thinking it tastes just like mashed potatoes.

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Irony
02/20/23 2:16:52 PM
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Get better tastes

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A_Good_Boy
02/20/23 2:17:14 PM
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Lrn2cook

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Ivynn
02/20/23 2:19:13 PM
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It has no taste but the taste you give it

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ThisIsAKnoife
02/20/23 2:26:26 PM
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Bet this clown also hates tofu

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Imit8m3
02/20/23 2:29:27 PM
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I mean, I'll try... But i don't think it'll work out too well.

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Unknown5uspect
02/20/23 2:29:33 PM
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Ivynn posted...
It has no taste but the taste you give it
Was gonna come in with a "what taste?" Post but this hits it.

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Mistere_Man
02/20/23 2:31:22 PM
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Cauliflower is delicious imo.

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MarthGoomba
02/20/23 2:31:56 PM
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Cauliflower has no flavour

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DirkDiggles
02/20/23 2:32:59 PM
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TC doesn't realize that almost every farmer puts fertilizer in the soil. What's in fertilizer again? I forgot.

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Bishop_Hastur
02/20/23 2:34:32 PM
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It's alright as long as my aunt isn't cooking it. Cause what she does is take a head of cauliflower, cover it in mayo and mustard, and bake it.

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MabusIncarnate
02/20/23 2:34:56 PM
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Its good pan roasted with garlic and olive oil.

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Super_Slash
02/20/23 2:35:03 PM
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You copy/pasted that from social media. I've seen that exact statement several times
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Heartomaton
02/20/23 2:35:31 PM
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Super_Slash posted...
You copy/pasted that from social media. I've seen that exact statement several times

Finally.

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FatAnimeBooty
02/20/23 2:35:45 PM
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I love cauliflower, but I hate that everyone trust to turn it into everything.
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VampireCoyote
02/20/23 2:39:26 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Cauliflower is delicious imo.


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Cuticrusader09
02/20/23 2:46:48 PM
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Eh, I only eat purple or orange when I do eat. More vitamins and I think the taste is better.
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Supersex420
02/20/23 2:56:25 PM
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No cap

Fried cauliflower with dip is great though

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Noumas
02/20/23 3:04:19 PM
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I dont care if this was stolen, even as a parody its just straight up wrong when Brussel sprouts exist, which make cauliflower taste like candy by comparison.

Cauliflower isn't that bad either. Its great in many dishes, cauliflower rice is delicious, cauliflower crust is good, its actually a good mixer and base
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Super_Slash
02/20/23 3:12:44 PM
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Noumas posted...
I dont care if this was stolen, even as a parody its just straight up wrong when Brussel sprouts exist, which make cauliflower taste like candy by comparison.

Cauliflower isn't that bad either. Its great in many dishes, cauliflower rice is delicious, cauliflower crust is good, its actually a good mixer and base
Brussel sprouts are amazing, fuck outta here
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