Current Events > How on earth do you get a job nowadays?

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O_Town_Rulez 02/16/23 6:21:48 PM #1:	My wife has constantly been applying for jobs and she's getting nowhere. She applies and 2 hours later she gets an email that she's disqualified from the position. I don't understand, I thought there was no workers and so many jobs. --- Not changing this Sig until the Orlando Magic win a championship (Technically Started 1-30-08) <cite>O_Town_Rulez posted [p:971615125] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>My wife has constantly been applying for jobs and she's getting nowhere. She applies and 2 hours later she gets an email that she's disqualified from the position. I don't understand, I thought there was no workers and so many jobs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
--Zero- 02/16/23 6:24:37 PM #2:	She apply at McDonalds yet? --- Sig <cite>--Zero- posted [p:971615172] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>She apply at McDonalds yet?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mybbqrules 02/16/23 6:25:28 PM #3:	Realest answer: Already have a job as you job hunt. --- Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021. <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:971615188] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>Realest answer: Already have a job as you job hunt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoIidLegacy 02/16/23 6:38:09 PM #4:	Look, just magically have a couple of years worth of relevant experience, alright? It's not that hard. --- The secrets of the ancient world have been unearthed. The shackles of false histories destroyed. Together we stand as the authors of destiny. <cite>SoIidLegacy posted [p:971615433] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>Look, just magically have a couple of years worth of relevant experience, alright? It's not that hard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 02/16/23 6:39:14 PM #5:	the government pays you to look for a job why even work --- This is signature Not waste of data at all <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:971615448] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>the government pays you to look for a job why even work</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 02/16/23 6:43:48 PM #6:	Temp agency. --- "I will die of cancer before I let another dude finger my a******." - ZeroX91 <cite>Killmonger posted [p:971615560] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>Temp agency. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supersex420 02/16/23 6:45:22 PM #7:	I get a job by working for the lowest wage --- i spent 25 minutes reading what you said Medea's virtual gf <cite>Supersex420 posted [p:971615600] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>I get a job by working for the lowest wage</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 02/16/23 6:49:18 PM #8:	I mean... is she applying for realistic positions or is she looking for stuff she doesn't have the experience and qualifications for? Cause right now its pretty damn easy to find a job in most places. Also can she afford to take a year to go to school? Care aides are desperately needed basically every where, its an easy course, and you can get a job in a second. Hell you can get 6 jobs and choose the place you want to work for. Or do contract work and stack money. --- "I have a cat he's burly n buff but he just likes goin' for walks n stuff" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:971615682] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>I mean... is she applying for realistic positions or is she looking for stuff she doesn't have the experience and qualifications for?Cause right now its pretty damn easy to find a job in most places.Also can she afford to take a year to go to school? Care aides are desperately needed basically every where, its an easy course, and you can get a job in a second. Hell you can get 6 jobs and choose the place you want to work for. Or do contract work and stack money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 02/16/23 6:57:23 PM #9:	What type of job is she looking for? Many people get jobs through their networks. Does she have a network? --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:971615877] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>What type of job is she looking for?Many people get jobs through their networks. Does she have a network?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Imit8m3 02/16/23 6:57:32 PM #10:	That's the neat part, you don't. --- Yes, I am aggressively handsome. Thanks for noticing. <cite>Imit8m3 posted [p:971615882] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>That's the neat part, you don't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 02/16/23 7:03:35 PM #11:	get an associates in briskness is a realistic option but it takes 2 years. --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:971616013] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>get an associates in briskness is a realistic option but it takes 2 years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcyWarcy 02/16/23 7:05:30 PM #12:	tbh that sounds better then the last time i was job hunting. i would apply and never hear back from like 90% of the places at all <cite>MarcyWarcy posted [p:971616057] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>tbh that sounds better then the last time i was job hunting. i would apply and never hear back from like 90% of the places at all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Savoots 02/16/23 7:05:33 PM #13:	Indeed.com --- Nirvana <cite>Savoots posted [p:971616060] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>Indeed.com </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BaphometFlux 02/16/23 7:08:25 PM #14:	Just join the military ;) --- "The Future Rules!" <cite>BaphometFlux posted [p:971616121] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>Just join the military ;)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/16/23 7:09:05 PM #15:	Same way Ive gotten every job. Find someone who already works there to get a leg up. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:971616142] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>Same way Ive gotten every job. Find someone who already works there to get a leg up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheHoldSteady 02/16/23 7:12:46 PM #16:	You network. Most places already have someone they know they want who networked for the position but have to do so many interviews anyway as a formality. Or apply for a job that has higher demand from the employer than people who are applying for it --- Don't ask about Charlemagne. <cite>TheHoldSteady posted [p:971616216] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>You network. Most places already have someone they know they want who networked for the position but have to do so many interviews anyway as a formality. Or apply for a job that has higher demand from the employer than people who are applying for it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/16/23 7:16:42 PM #17:	Also its ridiculously easy to get promoted particulary at lower levels so on a few occasions Ive taken a lower level job. Ive always gotten to the position I wanted with it taking between 3 days and 5 months. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:971616278] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>Also its ridiculously easy to get promoted particulary at lower levels so on a few occasions Ive taken a lower level job. Ive always gotten to the position I wanted with it taking between 3 days and 5 months.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deathproof12 02/16/23 8:25:32 PM #18:	There are warehouse jobs that hire literally anybody like Amazon, Fedex, UPS...etc obviously they aren't the best jobs, but they pay and are better than nothing. <cite>deathproof12 posted [p:971617658] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>There are warehouse jobs that hire literally anybody like Amazon, Fedex, UPS...etc obviously they aren't the best jobs, but they pay and are better than nothing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/16/23 8:30:21 PM #19:	I know someone at UPS who went from a pt package loader to ft center manager in three months. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:971617775] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>I know someone at UPS who went from a pt package loader to ft center manager in three months.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_pika 02/16/23 8:32:39 PM #20:	O_Town_Rulez posted... My wife has constantly been applying for jobs and she's getting nowhere. She applies and 2 hours later she gets an email that she's disqualified from the position. I don't understand, I thought there was no workers and so many jobs. basically its like this: experience level: 1 employer: lol fuck you, unqualified rat experience level: 99 employer: lol fuck you, unqualified rat experience level: 100: employer: look at mr/mrs fancy pants here! Applying for our lowly job!! Well excuuuuuseee me, princess. Rejected, overqualified rat! <cite>the_pika posted [p:971617825] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>O_Town_Rulez posted... </cite><quote>My wife has constantly been applying for jobs and she's getting nowhere. She applies and 2 hours later she gets an email that she's disqualified from the position. I don't understand, I thought there was no workers and so many jobs.</quote>basically its like this:experience level: 1 employer: lol fuck you, unqualified ratexperience level: 99 employer: lol fuck you, unqualified ratexperience level: 100:employer: look at mr/mrs fancy pants here! Applying for our lowly job!! Well excuuuuuseee me, princess. Rejected, overqualified rat!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 02/16/23 8:34:11 PM #21:	Savoots posted... Indeed.com --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:971617852] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>Savoots posted... </cite><quote>Indeed.com</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pedro45 02/16/23 8:38:29 PM #22:	My store just had a hiring event. We'll hire anybody willing to show up on time. Realistically, we're lucky if 1/6 people who interview actually show up and work. In short, just keep trying. Take a job while looking for another. --- Warning: Sometimes biased http://i.imgur.com/V0x5fw8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/IOovUge.gif http://i.imgur.com/zw7bqPH.jpg <cite>pedro45 posted [p:971617930] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>My store just had a hiring event. We'll hire anybody willing to show up on time. Realistically, we're lucky if 1/6 people who interview actually show up and work.In short, just keep trying. Take a job while looking for another.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Imit8m3 02/16/23 8:59:06 PM #23:	BaphometFlux posted... Just join the military ;) I did that once. 1 star, do not recommend. --- Yes, I am aggressively handsome. Thanks for noticing. <cite>Imit8m3 posted [p:971618296] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>BaphometFlux posted... </cite><quote>Just join the military ;)</quote>I did that once. 1 star, do not recommend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 02/16/23 9:23:17 PM #24:	I still find it funny Walmart wouldn't hire me but the state government did. --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:971618689] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>I still find it funny Walmart wouldn't hire me but the state government did. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Savoots 02/16/23 9:40:56 PM #25:	Sufferedphoneix posted... I still find it funny Walmart wouldn't hire me but the state government did. What the fuck?! --- Nirvana <cite>Savoots posted [p:971618999] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>Sufferedphoneix posted... </cite><quote>I still find it funny Walmart wouldn't hire me but the state government did.</quote>What the fuck?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TendoDRM 02/16/23 9:44:43 PM #27:	What do you mean she's disqualified? --- Cel Damage! Tonight at 8:00! <cite>TendoDRM posted [p:971619063] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>What do you mean she's disqualified? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 02/16/23 9:57:44 PM #28:	Savoots posted... What the fuck?! Walmart said I had thr job provided my background check came back good. They only asked for name and social iirc. Government wanted name social place of birth mothers name (maiden included) fathers name address etc. I've been fucked out of two jobs cause of a background check and they didn't make sure they had the right person. Worked out this time though cause I got a better job --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:971619268] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>Savoots posted... </cite><quote>What the fuck?!</quote>Walmart said I had thr job provided my background check came back good. They only asked for name and social iirc. Government wanted name social place of birth mothers name (maiden included) fathers name address etc. I've been fucked out of two jobs cause of a background check and they didn't make sure they had the right person. Worked out this time though cause I got a better job</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
O_Town_Rulez 02/17/23 7:58:12 AM #29:	CanuckCowboy posted... I mean... is she applying for realistic positions or is she looking for stuff she doesn't have the experience and qualifications for? Cause right now its pretty damn easy to find a job in most places. Also can she afford to take a year to go to school? Care aides are desperately needed basically every where, its an easy course, and you can get a job in a second. Hell you can get 6 jobs and choose the place you want to work for. Or do contract work and stack money. She has applied for retail jobs, fast food jobs, and even small jobs like dog kennels. Shes gotten a few interviews but never any call backs. No, we can't afford for her to be off for schooling at this point. --- Not changing this Sig until the Orlando Magic win a championship (Technically Started 1-30-08) <cite>O_Town_Rulez posted [p:971625634] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted... </cite><quote>I mean... is she applying for realistic positions or is she looking for stuff she doesn't have the experience and qualifications for?Cause right now its pretty damn easy to find a job in most places.Also can she afford to take a year to go to school? Care aides are desperately needed basically every where, its an easy course, and you can get a job in a second. Hell you can get 6 jobs and choose the place you want to work for. Or do contract work and stack money.</quote>She has applied for retail jobs, fast food jobs, and even small jobs like dog kennels.Shes gotten a few interviews but never any call backs.No, we can't afford for her to be off for schooling at this point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 02/17/23 8:15:43 AM #30:	I get approached at least once a week by people wanting me to go and work for them. Ive never taken any of them up on it because they are usually worse offers than what I already have, but its reassuring for if I was in a bind. <cite>Glob posted [p:971625837] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>I get approached at least once a week by people wanting me to go and work for them. Ive never taken any of them up on it because they are usually worse offers than what I already have, but its reassuring for if I was in a bind.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 02/17/23 8:17:50 AM #31:	Go outside and yell "I NEED A JOB!" Ez --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:971625856] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>Go outside and yell "I NEED A JOB!"Ez</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 02/17/23 8:18:03 AM #32:	looking for a better job while you already have one seems like a challenge these days. i've been involved in a few processes that i thought were going somewhere but ultimately didn't land. i went as far as having interviews with the managers tho and i thought they were impressed but apparently, they didn't go through for some reason... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:971625860] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>looking for a better job while you already have one seems like a challenge these days.i've been involved in a few processes that i thought were going somewhere but ultimately didn't land. i went as far as having interviews with the managers tho and i thought they were impressed but apparently, they didn't go through for some reason...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blackrider76 02/17/23 9:00:30 AM #33:	Imit8m3 posted... That's the neat part, you don't. This. Also dont fucking suggest Indeed. Place is crawling with scams nowadays. LinkedIn is way better at filtering those out, but you still need to watch for any offers that claim to want to talk on Google Hangouts or RingCentral or some shit. --- Preparation is the last refuge of the weak <cite>blackrider76 posted [p:971626411] in How on ear... [t:80350648]...</cite> <quote>Imit8m3 posted... </cite><quote>That's the neat part, you don't.</quote>This.Also dont fucking suggest Indeed. Place is crawling with scams nowadays.LinkedIn is way better at filtering those out, but you still need to watch for any offers that claim to want to talk on Google Hangouts or RingCentral or some shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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