Current Events > All jobs now pay a living wage but there's a catch?

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MysteryMan923
02/06/23 9:24:47 PM
#1:


Is this deal acceptable to you?


For now and in perpetuity all jobs pay a living wage to be adjusted by an inflation calculator anually. However, once a day Nikocado farts into your mouth bare assed and if he passes away before you pass away a person with a similar physique takes his place. That is the price to pay.

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Dark_Koopatrol
02/06/23 9:33:59 PM
#2:


My job already pays a livable wage.
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gunplagirl
02/06/23 9:34:34 PM
#3:


That's a death sentence

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CE_gonna_CE
02/06/23 9:34:38 PM
#4:


No thanks Im good

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NeonTentacles
02/06/23 9:35:09 PM
#5:


Hell no lol

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FatAnimeBooty
02/06/23 9:35:57 PM
#6:


So nothing changes?
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Sufferedphoneix
02/06/23 9:36:24 PM
#7:


If all jobs paid a liveable wage (which I don't have a problem with) my job will need a hell of a pay raise or nobody would do it. We already short as hell nationwide as it is.

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MJOLNRVII
02/06/23 9:37:00 PM
#8:


I guess I'll sacrifice myself for humankind.

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LeCh0nk
02/06/23 9:46:35 PM
#9:


You know, before Nickacado came around I never imagined just the thought of someone could make me physically sick. Yet, here we are.

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GGuirao13
02/07/23 1:40:04 AM
#10:


Hell no!

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dj1200
02/07/23 1:41:27 AM
#11:


that's disgusting. i'd rather take the status quo.

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