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SocialistGamer
02/04/23 8:11:15 PM
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But not over how easy it is to get assault rifles.

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Anony1125
02/04/23 8:11:57 PM
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wait, can we get assault rifles to shoot down the balloons?

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viewmaster_pi
02/04/23 8:12:12 PM
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well....

how easy is it?

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Flauros
02/04/23 8:12:12 PM
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It isnt easy to get an assault weapon at all. You have to jump through quite a few hoops and pay out the ass for a pre-ban assault weapon.

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Agonized_rufous
02/04/23 8:12:26 PM
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Surprised it wasn't shot down by irritated cowboys

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CommonStar
02/04/23 8:13:09 PM
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It's so stupid too. Like of course countries spy on each other all the time. They're only mad because they can see it.
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gunplagirl
02/04/23 8:13:59 PM
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Anony1125 posted...
wait, can we get assault rifles to shoot down the balloons?
The average bullet can't break 3000 feet in the air and this balloon was over 10,000 feet in the air. Also you know. When the bullet falls from that height and reaches terminal velocity, it'll easily kill someone. A balloon with what we need to assume is some heavy mechanical stuff attached to it? That could take out multiple people.

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ZEROWOLF
02/04/23 8:17:42 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/6/AABGBBAAEJxo.jpg

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Anony1125
02/04/23 8:17:45 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
The average bullet can't break 3000 feet in the air and this balloon was over 10,000 feet in the air. Also you know. When the bullet falls from that height and reaches terminal velocity, it'll easily kill someone. A balloon with what we need to assume is some heavy mechanical stuff attached to it? That could take out multiple people.
Hmm. Theoretically, if I attached a second assault rifle to the first could I double the range?

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Crazyman93
02/04/23 8:17:54 PM
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Agonized_rufous posted...
Surprised it wasn't shot down by irritated cowboys
At 60 thousand feet?

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Agonized_rufous
02/04/23 8:20:31 PM
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Crazyman93 posted...
At 60 thousand feet?

Get a longer lasso. Ain't rocket science

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gunplagirl
02/04/23 8:20:58 PM
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Anony1125 posted...
Hmm. Theoretically, if I attached a second assault rifle to the first could I double the range?
If you fire a series of guns firing guns firing guns, maybe?

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Smackems
02/04/23 8:23:15 PM
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CommonStar posted...
It's so stupid too. Like of course countries spy on each other all the time. They're only mad because they can see it.
Yeah we should just let them do it

May as well at this point tbh

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VampireCoyote
02/04/23 8:24:27 PM
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Omg look at these tiktoks

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BloodMoon7
02/04/23 8:25:19 PM
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SocialistGamer posted...
But not over how easy it is to get assault rifles.
Just shoot the balloon with your assault rifle.

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Smackems
02/04/23 8:30:00 PM
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What if they put machine guns on them

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VampireCoyote
02/04/23 8:30:53 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Just shoot the balloon with your assault rifle.

good luck its over 40,000 miles up

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Ratchetrockon
02/04/23 8:35:09 PM
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could a powerful laser have melted it?

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Kloe_Rinz
02/04/23 8:38:20 PM
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This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them.
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Stallion_Prime
02/04/23 8:44:57 PM
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Flauros posted...
It isnt easy to get an assault weapon at all. You have to jump through quite a few hoops and pay out the ass for a pre-ban assault weapon.
shut up nragent

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Hornswoggled
02/04/23 8:53:58 PM
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There was a villain very early on in Gotham called the Balloon Man, who killed people with balloons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk23qidHYRg&t=2s&ab_channel=AllPowersExplained

Funniest shit I ever saw.
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Flauros
02/04/23 8:55:05 PM
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Stallion_Prime posted...
shut up nragent
Fuck the NRA

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ghettoraider81
02/04/23 9:01:58 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
good luck its over 40,000 miles up


What?

Feet, not miles lol

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CommonStar
02/04/23 9:09:28 PM
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Smackems posted...
Yeah we should just let them do it

May as well at this point tbh
You don't think we're spying on them as well as all the other countries? We are. And they've been spying on us just as much.

This balloon thing isn't worth going to conflict for which these hogs that are suddenly upset want to happen.
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Kloe_Rinz
02/04/23 9:25:50 PM
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I have no idea what that balloon was collecting but the amount of data china collects from you from various devices and software/websites you use is astronomical in comparison i guarantee it
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toreysback
02/04/23 9:32:20 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
If you fire a series of guns firing guns firing guns, maybe?

if you attach enough guns to other guns, eventually you'd have to get within range of even the most fiendishly designed balloon

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DrizztLink
02/04/23 9:33:51 PM
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toreysback posted...
if you attach enough guns to other guns, eventually you'd have to get within range of even the most fiendishly designed balloon
A bullet is just metal propelled by an explosion.

We shoot the bullet, then once it reaches its apex we detonate a cruise missile under it.

Rinse and repeat a couple times and the bullet reaches the balloon.

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Smackems
02/04/23 9:42:14 PM
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CommonStar posted...
You don't think we're spying on them as well as all the other countries? We are. And they've been spying on us just as much.

This balloon thing isn't worth going to conflict for which these hogs that are suddenly upset want to happen.
I don't care if we're spying on them tho lol

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CADE_FOSTER
02/04/23 9:43:17 PM
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they already do it with tiktok
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Smashingpmkns
02/04/23 9:43:49 PM
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If that balloon was a real threat to national security they would have shot that shit down even if it was above a heavily populated area.

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WilliamPorygon
02/04/23 9:48:37 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/0/AABGtnAAEJyK.jpg

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Ratchetrockon
02/04/23 10:15:46 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/0/AABGtnAAEJyK.jpg

could a powerful laser have melted off its solar panel

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MetroidGamer666
02/05/23 2:17:39 AM
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We werent allowed to use our assault rifles on the balloon
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VampireCoyote
02/05/23 2:21:24 AM
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the Chinese are using umeltable panel technology that we havent quite cracked yet

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R1masher
02/05/23 2:24:53 AM
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They probably wanted us to shoot it down to release whatever virus they had in it on ourselves, Im putting my mask back on

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tripleh213
02/05/23 2:25:28 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/0/AABGtnAAEJyK.jpg


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