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Smackems
02/04/23 2:22:11 PM
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Christ that's ALL this shit is

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Crimsoness
02/04/23 2:22:59 PM
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What about minion memes?

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Gobstoppers12
02/04/23 2:23:34 PM
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Turns out that's what Facebook always was, we just didn't know that many people with babies yet.

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Smackems
02/04/23 2:23:37 PM
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Ain't seen ner one

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viewmaster_pi
02/04/23 2:25:48 PM
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yeah i don't add family or friends of the family or coworkers or any of that shit

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bigblu89
02/04/23 2:30:27 PM
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But, that was FB is basically supposed to be.

A place for people to share their daily events with people they dont get to see every day.

Its just that when we all switched from MySpace to FB 15 years ago, none of us had kids, and none of our parents were on it yet for those that had kids.

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AloneIBreak
02/04/23 2:32:08 PM
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Yeah Facebook sucks now that were all adults. It always sucked, but it really sucks now.

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Smackems
02/04/23 2:32:32 PM
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Their daily events are just baby pics and it's boring as shit

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Smackems
02/04/23 2:33:27 PM
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It's never hey a news story I'll share my opinion, or hey I have a thought I would like to get opinions on

Literally just babies

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CRON
02/04/23 2:34:11 PM
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Facebook hasn't been relevant in years. What would you expect?
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Alteres
02/04/23 2:37:14 PM
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CRON posted...
Facebook hasn't been relevant in years. What would you expect?
If you listen on here its all CP and militias planning to overthrow the government.

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the_pika
02/04/23 2:39:51 PM
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I find it weird as fuck how people lose their individuality and uniqueness once they shoot out crotch goblins.

these were people who once posted pictures of concerts, parties, friends, food, landscapes, cars, animals, experiences, trips, etc etc etc, you name it. Everybody was unique.

Once they reproduce, BOOM, theyre all the same. Pictures of their crotch goblins. More pictures of their crotch goblins. Comments about stuff for their crotch goblins and about other parents crotch goblins, as nauseam.

it gets so bad these people segregate themselves and push out their single or married but child free friends and form new relationships only with other parents that are obsessed with their crotch goblins.

next thing you know they begin sharing memes like youre not a real person if you dont have a kid or complaining about teens or adults going to Disneyland by themselves (Disney is for parents with kids!) and other stupid shit like that
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g980
02/04/23 2:42:31 PM
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I like seeing my friends all starting their families, it makes me happy for them

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Jiek_Fafn
02/04/23 2:43:59 PM
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Smackems posted...
It's never hey a news story I'll share my opinion, or hey I have a thought I would like to get opinions on

Literally just babies
Be happy about that.
Otherwise you get shit from people that only get their news from Facebook about how daddy Trump is going to save them from trans people existing and minding their own business

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MrResetti
02/04/23 2:45:47 PM
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Personally I hate when my significant other posts pictures of our kid. I think it's cringe too.

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JuanCarlos1
02/04/23 2:48:59 PM
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If youre in your late twenties, early thirties thats what FB is like. Family pics of weekend outings and stuff

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Trickfinger
02/04/23 2:51:39 PM
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g980 posted...
I like seeing my friends all starting their families, it makes me happy for them
This. After a certain age that's all your life is about. People who are single or childless tend to get annoyed by this though.

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Trickfinger
02/04/23 2:52:22 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Be happy about that.
Otherwise you get shit from people that only get their news from Facebook about how daddy Trump is going to save them from trans people existing and minding their own business
This is facts too.

My FB friends who don't have kids just post a bunch of jaded cranky shit all day, usually politics based.

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Axiom
02/04/23 2:59:55 PM
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Facebook has been dead to everyone but boring adults for awhile now
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Virgalyssa
02/04/23 3:02:08 PM
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Trickfinger posted...
This. After a certain age that's all your life is about. People who are single or childless tend to get annoyed by this though.
That's not all life has to be about at all. My life is about hedonism and doing what I enjoy with my partner and pets. I'll continue to enjoy the freedom that comes with being childfree for the rest of my life, I would never sacrifice any of that just because some people feel like you have to have children

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VeggetaX
02/04/23 3:02:37 PM
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I love it because it's how I keep contact with old friends and family members. Yeah they over do it with sharing their kids but it's good to know all your love one's progress in life especially if they're doing well. At least it ain't like Twitter where every person is a conceited narcissist.

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JuanCarlos1
02/04/23 3:04:05 PM
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Virgalyssa posted...
That's not all life has to be about at all. My life is about hedonism and doing what I enjoy with my partner and pets. I'll continue to enjoy the freedom that comes with being childfree for the rest of my life, I would never sacrifice any of that just because some people feel like you have to have children


Aannnd nobody is telling you to.

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Smackems
02/04/23 3:05:29 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Be happy about that.
Otherwise you get shit from people that only get their news from Facebook about how daddy Trump is going to save them from trans people existing and minding their own business
I would much rather see that and fight with them about it

I can't fight about babies

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viewmaster_pi
02/04/23 3:09:49 PM
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my facebook feed is perfectly tailored for me by the superior algorithm
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Trickfinger
02/04/23 3:13:47 PM
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Virgalyssa posted...
That's not all life has to be about at all. My life is about hedonism and doing what I enjoy with my partner and pets. I'll continue to enjoy the freedom that comes with being childfree for the rest of my life, I would never sacrifice any of that just because some people feel like you have to have children
How did I know I would get one of these defensive replies...

Yes bro, I know you're totally not conforming to society's standards blah blah blah. I wasn't talking about you in that post.

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Smackems
02/04/23 3:19:27 PM
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the_pika posted...
I find it weird as fuck how people lose their individuality and uniqueness once they shoot out crotch goblins.

these were people who once posted pictures of concerts, parties, friends, food, landscapes, cars, animals, experiences, trips, etc etc etc, you name it. Everybody was unique.

Once they reproduce, BOOM, theyre all the same. Pictures of their crotch goblins. More pictures of their crotch goblins. Comments about stuff for their crotch goblins and about other parents crotch goblins, as nauseam.

it gets so bad these people segregate themselves and push out their single or married but child free friends and form new relationships only with other parents that are obsessed with their crotch goblins.

next thing you know they begin sharing memes like youre not a real person if you dont have a kid or complaining about teens or adults going to Disneyland by themselves (Disney is for parents with kids!) and other stupid shit like that
People say your life changes when you have kids and it's true, and it probably changes you a lot too

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Smackems
02/04/23 3:32:24 PM
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Hell I just saw one of a dude holding his baby and a gun

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Trickfinger
02/04/23 3:32:55 PM
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Smackems posted...
People say your life changes when you have kids and it's true, and it probably changes you a lot too
Having an entire person's life depend on you will do that, lol.

Pet owners could never.

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Smackems
02/04/23 3:35:33 PM
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Trickfinger posted...
Having an entire person's life depend on you will do that, lol.

Pet owners could never.
I already have two people wholly dependent on me and like 20 fuzzies, I'm good

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HylianFox
02/04/23 3:37:50 PM
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Facebook is 50% baby pics, 50% right-wing memes and propaganda

Left it in 2018 and never looked back

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Smackems
02/04/23 3:39:09 PM
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Nearly all the people I know there are conservatives and I have yet to even see a damn meme

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HylianFox
02/04/23 3:39:38 PM
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Smackems posted...
Nearly all the people I know there are conservatives and I have yet to even see a damn meme

I left once my "friends" started openly comparing Trump to Jesus
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Smackems
02/04/23 3:41:19 PM
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At this point I'd love to see that

I checked again and MORE GOD DAMN BABIES

And a guy talking about weed

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Trickfinger
02/04/23 3:43:02 PM
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Smackems posted...
I already have two people wholly dependent on me and like 20 fuzzies, I'm good
You're raising two children?

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HylianFox
02/04/23 3:44:35 PM
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This is why I prefer Instagram (even though both FB and Insta are part of the "Metaverse")

More hunky shirtless dudes and less ugly babies...

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VeggetaX
02/04/23 3:45:24 PM
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I never block any conservatives on my FB. Instead I report them for their dumbass fake news and bullshit. Great thing about FB is they notify you when your reports are successful and they thank you for making the place a better place. And then when these conservatives come back they'll double down the same way CE users do and they get in trouble yet again LMAO.

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Gremlynn
02/04/23 3:47:11 PM
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hardly any of the parents I know really talk much about their kids...

People load that all up on Facebook for grandma.

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NeonTentacles
02/04/23 3:47:48 PM
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Remember when peers in college would post hot bikini pics at the beach or skimpy halloween outfits when going out? Good times >_> Now it's just people posting dumb family shit no one really cares about. I hate getting old.

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HylianFox
02/04/23 3:50:12 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Remember when peers in college would post hot bikini pics at the beach or skimpy halloween outfits when going out? Good times >_>

It's funny because FB was started by Zucky just so he could keep tabs on who was fucking whom.

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Trickfinger
02/04/23 3:50:26 PM
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"Childfree" dudes are always incredibly defensive.

For people who seem to be so confident that they're making the right choice in not having kids, they seem awfully insecure about it.

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Smackems
02/04/23 3:50:38 PM
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Trickfinger posted...
You're raising two children?
No I'm helping two people die comfortably and happy

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Smackems
02/04/23 3:59:38 PM
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Maybe I should post pics of them all over it lol

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g980
02/04/23 4:13:58 PM
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Trickfinger posted...
"Childfree" dudes are always incredibly defensive.

For people who seem to be so confident that they're making the right choice in not having kids, they seem awfully insecure about it.


honestly this and idgi

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Trickfinger
02/04/23 4:15:49 PM
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Smackems posted...
No I'm helping two people die comfortably and happy
Salute to that, can't be easy.

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Smackems
02/04/23 4:17:26 PM
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It ain't. I've been through more before these two. Watching them die never gets any easier. Lost two last year

This got dark

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Trickfinger
02/04/23 4:22:09 PM
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I would say "real" rather than dark.

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inTaCtfuL
02/04/23 4:30:15 PM
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I rather have people post about their kids and families and stuff like that, at least that's something positive. Lol.

Just seeing too many people posting depressing things like how they're forever alone even though they're in a relationship, or how they constantly remind everyone that they don't need a significant other.

Though some people on my feed post memes and they could be funny from time to time

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the_pika
02/05/23 2:29:17 AM
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Smackems posted...
People say your life changes when you have kids and it's true, and it probably changes you a lot too

yeah it changes people in a bad way.

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Smackems
02/05/23 2:41:53 AM
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Yes I'm sure they're all like that

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