Current Events > Funny pranks to do on a fast food drive thru job

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Take someone's order in a high pitched Michael Jackson voice or chainsmoker voice
Dump customer's fries upside down in the bag and hand it to them
Put several different flavors in a bad customer's drink and watch them drive off without them tasting it
Put tons of forks in customer's bad for no reason
Give customer a tiny portion of food then dump tons of sauce on it to make it look fat
Tell customer to pull up front of store to wait for food then forget about them
Dump tons of salt all over the chicken nuggets
Drench customer's salad with excessive sauce

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Do the Dairy Queen upside down Blizzard thing but with soda while reaching inside the customer's car.

Ask them to please come inside because the window is broken. When they get out of their vehicle, you run out and steal it.

Put 1 ice cube in the drinks.

When they ask for napkins, give them only 1.

When they ask for ketchup, give them only 1.

If they ask for a receipt, ignore them and slam the window in their face.

Set their order in the serving window and pretend to take a phone call for 10 minutes.

If they ask for fries with no salt, then ask for salt at the window, tell them "Sorry we just ran out. Good thing you got those fires with no salt!". Then grab salt packets, open them and dump them in the trash.

If you can put customer names on receipts, ask them their name several times (pretend you are hard of hearing). Ask them to spell it slowly several times as well. Then just put in random gibberish. When you call the order out, speak the gibberish. If they complain you got their name wrong, simply gaslight them and make it seem like it was their fault for not being clear.

When a customer asks for sauce, only give them one packet.
When the customer has to pay, if the customer is paying with card, leave the terminal on the window and don't move it any closer. If they're paying with cash then put the coins on top of the dollar bills as you're handing them back their change, and while they're desperately trying to keep everything from sliding away you should extend their food order towards them and get them really desperate and scrambling.
If they've ordered multiple drinks, don't give them a coaster.
When they show up tp the menu, pause a good 10 seconds or more before you speak so they think it's broken. Then when they're placing the order you should speak over them and pretend like you can't hear.

Prank your job by letting every customer leave without paying. Imagine the views your social media blitzkrieg will receive afterward.

Ask your customer for their order then when they begin to say start yawning really loudly.

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Put 1 ice cube in the drinks.

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First one would actually be kinda fun.

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Since when did standard customer service at shitty fast food joints become pranks