Current Events > Outside of everything, would you fuck JK Rowling? >_>

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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 10:46:36 AM
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Well?



No politics. Just you and her in a Hogwarts bedroom and she wants to fuck you.

Choose your reality!

(I censored the pokies in the 2nd pic just in case >_> You're not missing anything though)

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Pikachuchupika
01/30/23 10:47:44 AM
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I was going to make a topic like this. All of this talk about J.K. made me want to fuck her for some reason.
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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 10:49:50 AM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
I was going to make a topic like this. All of this talk about J.K. made me want to fuck her for some reason.
Right? This is why Velma got renewed for a 2nd season >_>

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Heartomaton
01/30/23 10:50:56 AM
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Ew no she looks like Andy Dick with pancake tiddies

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well-excuse-me
01/30/23 10:52:58 AM
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I bet Emma Watson just loves that picture existing
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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 11:35:44 AM
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She probably doesnt care >_>

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Suolevram
01/30/23 11:43:30 AM
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All the "fuck JK Rowling" threads and then we get this. This place is so weird it's difficult not to come back and see what wild shit is cooking up.

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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 11:45:02 AM
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Suolevram posted...
All the "fuck JK Rowling" threads and then we get this. This place is so weird it's difficult not to come back and see what wild shit is cooking up.
I mean, this is also a fuck JK Rowling thread lol

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well-excuse-me
01/30/23 11:45:54 AM
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NeonTentacles posted...
She probably doesnt care >_>
Are you insane?
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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 11:46:55 AM
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If I took a pic with someone and years later they turned crazy, I'd probably just shrug and say "lol I didnt know" and carry on >_>

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well-excuse-me
01/30/23 11:49:30 AM
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You're also not frequenty in the limelight. I'm talking about having to deal with the annoyance of questions regarding it from fans, reporters, who knows who else
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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 11:54:25 AM
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well-excuse-me posted...
You're also not frequenty in the limelight. I'm talking about having to deal with the annoyance of questions regarding it from fans, reporters, who knows who else
I'd just repeat "lol I didnt know" forever until they shut the fuck up about it. Then swim in my pool full of Hermoine money at my mansion

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Starline
01/30/23 11:55:24 AM
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Honestly, yes.
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NoxObscuras
01/30/23 11:55:35 AM
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No, that's gross. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole

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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 1:38:43 PM
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bump

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scorpion41
01/30/23 1:41:22 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
No, that's gross. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole

Id touch her with my pole*wink, wink*

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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 1:42:35 PM
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I'd let her ride my firebolt

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AloneIBreak
01/30/23 1:43:59 PM
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Hmm, not sure from those pics.

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CARRRNE_ASADA
01/30/23 1:44:42 PM
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Seems like someone I could date based on physical attraction

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Just_a_loser
01/30/23 1:49:19 PM
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In a heartbeat.

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MelbuFrahma4
01/30/23 1:51:45 PM
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I always thought she had nice breasts. Titty Meister approved.

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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 2:02:21 PM
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MelbuFrahma4 posted...
I always thought she had nice breasts. Titty Meister approved.
She does have some good milkers from that blue dress pic >_>

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Holy_Cloud105
01/30/23 2:07:08 PM
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I remember being attracted to her like 10 years ago.

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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 2:08:33 PM
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Holy_Cloud105 posted...
I remember being attracted to her like 10 years ago.
pics of her 10 years ago?

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gunplagirl
01/30/23 2:10:39 PM
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I would rather tear out my brain-stem, carry it out into the middle of the nearest four-way intersection, and skip rope with it

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Holy_Cloud105
01/30/23 2:11:33 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
pics of her 10 years ago?
This is all I could find with 10 seconds of caring to search. The article is from 2013.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/25/article-2474863-18FB76D100000578-618_634x545.jpg

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well-excuse-me
01/30/23 2:11:46 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
I would rather tear out my brain-stem, carry it out into the middle of the nearest four-way intersection, and skip rope with it
The middle of those are pretty safe
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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 2:11:53 PM
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I dig it

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NoxObscuras
01/30/23 2:13:37 PM
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scorpion41 posted...
Id touch her with my pole*wink, wink*


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voldothegr8
01/30/23 2:14:06 PM
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I really just want to play with dem granny sloppers

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Foppe
01/30/23 2:21:13 PM
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I wonder if she had been nicer if somebody had given her an orgasm 10 years ago.

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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 4:47:59 PM
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<_<

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MabusIncarnate
01/30/23 4:51:23 PM
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Can I end it with a donkey punch?

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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 4:53:14 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Can I end it with a donkey punch?
No, it has to be either loving and passionate or just bang it out. Nothing crazy rough

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BloodMoon7
01/30/23 5:00:19 PM
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Barf

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gunplagirl
01/30/23 5:13:54 PM
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well-excuse-me posted...
The middle of those are pretty safe
Not without a brainstem to keep you balanced or functioning at all

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Kakapo
01/30/23 5:18:01 PM
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Not even with someone elses doodle.

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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 6:39:13 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
I really just want to play with dem granny sloppers
Motorboat them sloppers

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Myzery
01/30/23 6:49:23 PM
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only anal

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Ratchetrockon
01/30/23 6:50:09 PM
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Yes I love older rich women

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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 7:51:43 PM
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>_>

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well-excuse-me
01/30/23 9:10:17 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Not without a brainstem to keep you balanced or functioning at all
you just had to take it from silly... to hilarious!
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well-excuse-me
01/30/23 9:11:25 PM
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tc did you block out her saggy nipples or did you just choose a pic that already had them blocked
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KiwiTerraRizing
01/30/23 9:13:48 PM
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Right In the arm pit

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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 9:19:24 PM
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well-excuse-me posted...
tc did you block out her saggy nipples or did you just choose a pic that already had them blocked
I blocked them myself. Taking no chances on PuritanFAQs lol

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hockeybub89
01/30/23 9:20:07 PM
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This is a pretty sexist topic, despite how worthless of a person JK Rowling is.

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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 9:44:35 PM
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Moar liek this is a pretty sexy topic

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IronWolf87
01/30/23 9:48:48 PM
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Yeah, there is just something about British milfs
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NeonTentacles
01/30/23 9:51:04 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHI9-_Moig

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