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UnfairRepresent
01/24/23 2:24:48 PM
#1:


You come home one day to find that you can no longer browse the message boards on gamefaqs.gamespot.com as your account has been closed.

You then find your parents sitting there, waiting for you before admitting they closed your account while you were out. Including any alts you have.

They say "Son, we were just concerned about how much time you spend on that awful site. This is all time you could have been using to pick up an instrument, learn a new language or land a high paying job. Instead you've been sitting there rotting your brain. Trust us, it was for your own good. Really."

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/3/AAZiH8AAEHpf.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Trumble
01/24/23 2:27:49 PM
#2:


Firstly I wonder how the hell they got into my house...

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masterpug53
01/24/23 2:27:58 PM
#3:


*shrugs* Just let me know where to go to exchange my karma for a cash payout and I'll be on my way.

... ...that is what gamefaqs karma is ultimately for, right?

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UnfairRepresent
01/24/23 2:29:52 PM
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Trumble posted...
Firstly I wonder how the hell they got into my house...
I mean they're your parents

Pretty sure they could figure out your passcode

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Trumble
01/24/23 2:46:24 PM
#5:


UnfairRepresent posted...
I mean they're your parents

Pretty sure they could figure out your passcode
...they'd need to figure out a physical key.

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PoopPotato
01/24/23 2:47:18 PM
#6:


I create a new account. TurdApple

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Ratchetrockon
01/24/23 2:48:20 PM
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Id feel sad and submissive

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tsup-tsup
01/24/23 2:51:00 PM
#8:


Justified for account sharing. One of the great crimes of gamefaqs.

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AgentCoulson
01/24/23 2:53:41 PM
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Trumble posted...
Firstly I wonder how the hell they got into my house...


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bigblu89
01/24/23 2:54:34 PM
#10:


"You're both ALIVE!?!?!?!"

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UnfairRepresent
01/24/23 3:19:36 PM
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tsup-tsup posted...
Justified for account sharing. One of the great crimes of gamefaqs.
I don't think this counts as account sharing

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KaZooo
01/24/23 3:23:34 PM
#12:


And ban us from AIM too?

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BloodMoon7
01/24/23 3:26:50 PM
#13:


Beat my dad like he beat me.

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FAQ-Checker
01/24/23 3:27:21 PM
#14:


Then they sell your GameCube in the church yard sale!
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PerseusRad
01/24/23 3:28:53 PM
#15:


Id be impressed they both came back to life.

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Mibahlzitch
01/24/23 3:32:16 PM
#16:


How did they get into my house

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UnfairRepresent
01/24/23 6:56:06 PM
#17:


Mibahlzitch posted...
How did they get into my house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isl-gRkHBZs

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Shotgunnova
01/24/23 6:57:31 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/4/AABhrNAAEHso.jpg

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Solid_Sonic
01/24/23 6:58:50 PM
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Presumably they would have done so within the past week before I noticed so I think that gives me plenty of time to undo it.

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ANort175
01/24/23 7:03:19 PM
#20:


I tell them I'm actually UnfairRepresent so I can collect the insurance money when they burn down the house.

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UnfairRepresent
01/25/23 4:08:49 AM
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ANort175 posted...
I tell them I'm actually UnfairRepresent so I can collect the insurance money when they burn down the house.
I don't think they know who I am.

Unless you're implying I'm railing your mom or something

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boxoto
01/25/23 4:40:30 AM
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I'd collapse on the floor and start crying and screaming until they let me back on.

if they didn't, I'd run away to my treehouse until they saw reason.

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rexcrk
01/25/23 4:46:50 AM
#23:




How did you come up with this neat scenario?


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pfh1001
01/25/23 5:38:36 AM
#24:


First, I take my dad back to the nursing home.

Second, I call the apt. manager about the damage my mom apparently did to break in.
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UnfairRepresent
01/25/23 6:05:56 AM
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FAQ-Checker posted...
Then they sell your GameCube in the church yard sale!
You make this joke but you are actively posting on gamefaqs.gamespot.com

Are you actively playing GameCube?

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dummy420
01/25/23 6:08:43 AM
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I tell them I know they are a bit young for a home but they are going to a maximum security retirement facility.


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ViewtifulJoe
01/25/23 6:17:12 AM
#27:


I can't really dispute what they say.
This place isn't as dissimilar to Twitch chat as I'd like to believe.
On one hand I guess I'd need a new place for game news but on the other it's never good news anyway.

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frozenstar
01/25/23 6:17:52 AM
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I'd be okay with that.

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UnfairRepresent
01/25/23 9:16:57 AM
#29:


dummy420 posted...
I tell them I know they are a bit young for a home but they are going to a maximum security retirement facility.
O_o

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ZeroCredibility
01/25/23 12:23:27 PM
#30:


dummy420 posted...
I tell them I know they are a bit young for a home but they are going to a maximum security retirement facility.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI2-wlJ7apA

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Sariana21
01/25/23 12:51:54 PM
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rexcrk posted...
How did you come up with this neat scenario?
I hear what you did there.

And I would call the Ghostbusters because my moms been dead for over 16 years.

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Rikishi
01/25/23 12:52:48 PM
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My account is older than mostly everyone else on this site so that would be sad
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dj1200
01/25/23 12:54:39 PM
#33:


I would cry because my account is rather old.

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PiOverlord
01/25/23 12:55:42 PM
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I would sob uncontrollably, and punch my wall. Then I'd email SBAllen and beg him to let me come back.

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Rikishi
01/25/23 3:28:45 PM
#35:


@dj
dj1200 posted...
I would cry because my account is rather old.
Kinda strange we both have the same exact date and year for our account
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RetsuZaiZen
01/25/23 3:30:03 PM
#36:


Trumble posted...
Firstly I wonder how the hell they got into my house...


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Jonny2284
01/25/23 3:32:11 PM
#37:


It'd be quite a trick seeing as they're both dead.
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UnfairRepresent
01/25/23 4:14:35 PM
#38:


Rikishi posted...
My account is older than mostly everyone else on this site so that would be sad
Your account is old enough to have kids

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Mibahlzitch
01/26/23 3:07:18 AM
#39:


Yet you both have so little karma, what's with that?

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UnfairRepresent
01/26/23 4:51:41 AM
#40:


Probably uses alts and only the main account when they want to troll without being moderated

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UnfairRepresent
01/27/23 7:41:20 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...


Firstly I wonder how the hell they got into my house...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oqGDHSGohjw

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UnfairRepresent
01/29/23 11:05:18 AM
#42:


Jonny2284 posted...
It'd be quite a trick seeing as they're both dead.
Sorry to hear that man :(

R.I.P

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