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VampireCoyote
01/23/23 12:35:37 PM
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Love Maya Rudolph but seriously cowing down to right wing twitter crybabies?

Cant say I ever really buy M&Ms but Ill be making a point to avoid them and any Mars/M&M stuff going forward

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SquantoZ
01/23/23 12:36:01 PM
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y'all out here really trying to clap chocolate candy cheeks?!

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Jiek_Fafn
01/23/23 12:38:29 PM
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As a kid, my uncle once was bet to put an M&M in his pee hole. He won that bet, but had to go to the hospital to have it removed. I'm sure that with the sexualization of candy over the years, millions have suffered a similar fate. Now, this pandemic can finally end.

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VeggetaX
01/23/23 12:40:15 PM
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Alright who is throwing a fit about this?

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BlackJackCat
01/23/23 12:43:16 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
y'all out here really trying to clap chocolate candy cheeks?!

You're not? smh

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hockeybub89
01/23/23 12:44:03 PM
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VeggetaX posted...
Alright who is throwing a fit about this?
I was told no one should bow to the screeching of snowflakes because they'll always find something new to be mad about.

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Antifar
01/23/23 12:45:29 PM
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The Super Bowl is in three weeks. This is just build up for a Super Bowl commercial, like when Mr. Peanut died.

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Ratchetrockon
01/23/23 12:50:01 PM
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damn i am gonna miss the spokes candies despite not finding them sexually appealing anymore

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MrWingnut
01/23/23 12:51:06 PM
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No way this makes it to Christmas. They have one of the longest running holiday ads iirc. They aren't giving that up now.

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I4NRulez
01/23/23 12:51:18 PM
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what did i miss lol

wtf did people do?

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thronedfire2
01/23/23 12:51:19 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
y'all out here really trying to clap chocolate candy cheeks?!

you dont wanna eat that chocolate booty?

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Gamespoht
01/23/23 12:51:54 PM
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Tucker got what he wanted, these aren't even candy you could have a drink with

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mario2000
01/23/23 12:58:16 PM
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how much m&m rule 34 do you think tucker has on his hard drive

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rexcrk
01/23/23 12:59:42 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Just cut the cast of characters back down to Billy West and JK Simmons, and maybe sometimes Santa.


They DO exist


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Pogo_Marimo
01/23/23 1:01:45 PM
#67:


Maya Rudolph shoild have a M&M covered kiss with a fat lesbian woman for the nect commercial to spite Cuckerson

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Antifar
01/23/23 1:02:55 PM
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MrWingnut posted...
No way this makes it to Christmas. They have one of the longest running holiday ads iirc. They aren't giving that up now.
It won't even make it past the Super Bowl; it is a stunt to build anticipation for their Super Bowl ad.

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BlackJackCat
01/23/23 1:03:20 PM
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mario2000 posted...
how much m&m rule 34 do you think tucker has on his hard drive

How much M&M rule 34 do you think exists?

Off to find out for science!

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ZevLoveDOOM
01/23/23 1:07:14 PM
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now Tucker Carlson can finally jerk off to his candy...
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Unknown5uspect
01/23/23 1:09:03 PM
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Be great if they had a super bowl ad telling Tucker Carlson to suck these peanut (M&Ms)

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NeonTentacles
01/23/23 1:09:14 PM
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Is this the real life?

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Damn_Underscore
01/23/23 1:10:51 PM
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This does seem like a possible Super Bowl prank but why would they announce a new spokesperson then? No matter what they are going to be paying Maya Rudolph some nice coin

Although maybe saying a SNL star as a spokesperson America can agree on is part of the prank lol

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Tyranthraxus
01/23/23 1:13:52 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
This does seem like a possible Super Bowl prank but why would they announce a new spokesperson then? No matter what they are going to be paying Maya Rudolph some nice coin

I mean the obvious answer here is they hired Maya to do the ad. It's not clear if it's a one time thing yet or if they're going to make a soap opera style commercial campaign.

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BlackJackCat
01/23/23 1:15:58 PM
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The fact that she has Idiocracy as one of her credits makes me feel like whoever made this decision was trying to make this a jab on a subtle level as well.

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ViewtifulGrave
01/23/23 1:17:05 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
I'm sure Tucker Carlson is patting himself on the back.
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Questionmarktarius
01/23/23 1:18:24 PM
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^

I especially like that none of the M&Ms look like they want to be there - except Yellow, who's enjoying this a bit too much.
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sull56ivan2010
01/23/23 1:31:50 PM
#79:


Pogo_Marimo posted...
Maya Rudolph shoild have a M&M covered kiss with a fat lesbian woman for the nect commercial to spite Cuckerson
There's bigger things to worry about in life.

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Background_Guy
01/23/23 1:39:49 PM
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The Superbowl ad is probably going to be about the M&M's taking their spot back from Maya Rudolph
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MaxEffingBemis
01/23/23 2:14:14 PM
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Why do they assume everyone likes maya rudolph

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FortuneCookie
01/23/23 2:28:46 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Just cut the cast of characters back down to Billy West and JK Simmons, and maybe sometimes Santa.

*Santa's husband

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ManFromUncle
01/23/23 2:30:54 PM
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dammit they better have this straightened out before xmas! is it really xmas without this classic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE8CJwXSPRs

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LinkPizza
01/23/23 2:32:25 PM
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While I do love Maya Rudolph, Im gonna miss those Spokescandy. My friend and I were just making a DND game based around them

That said, it kind of sounds like a joke. And companies like to joke around on social media, so

specialkid8 posted...
Red and Yellow are all they need to begin with. Wasn't Green just created because of the urban legend of green m&m's being an aphrodisiac? Who the fuck even are the other ones? As long as that Christmas commercial keeps playing, no one cares about m&m marketing.

The colors are different types of M&Ms

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sull56ivan2010
01/23/23 2:35:07 PM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
Why do they assume everyone likes maya rudolph
SNL, Bridesmaids, Idiocracy. Her husband is Paul Thomas Anderson.

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BlackJackCat
01/23/23 2:48:20 PM
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When youre totally turned off, weve achieved equity

That sounds more like a personal problem on Tucker Carlson's end if everyone around him is turned off.

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FAQ-Checker
01/23/23 2:55:08 PM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
Why do they assume everyone likes maya rudolph
I actually thought the Right hates Maya Rudolph. She's an SNLer.
That's why this has to be a marketing stunt.

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DD_Divine
01/23/23 2:57:11 PM
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Blue MnM was the cool one. Like he played the saxophone or something

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rexcrk
01/23/23 3:20:50 PM
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I always wished that the fake movie trailer they show in theaters was an actual movie. I could see that being really funny.


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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
01/23/23 3:38:36 PM
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rexcrk posted...
I always wished that the fake movie trailer they show in theaters was an actual movie. I could see that being really funny.
It still trips me out that Yellow is J.K. Simmons.

Like, it legit doesn't sound like him at all.

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GrandConjuraton
01/23/23 3:40:30 PM
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And yet the left is the side full of snowflakes according to these people.

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Sariana21
01/23/23 4:20:50 PM
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They lost me when they started to eat each other. That was gross.

j/k I love the M&M mascots - er - spokescandies

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MaxEffingBemis
01/23/23 5:06:49 PM
#94:


sull56ivan2010 posted...
SNL, Bridesmaids, Idiocracy. Her husband is Paul Thomas Anderson.
I know what her resume is, Im saying not everyone likes her including me

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Phenomenal_one
01/23/23 5:16:54 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Now I can fuck my m&ms without anyone judging me.

can I fuck with you?

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Lost_All_Senses
01/23/23 5:32:57 PM
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Is her fave gonna be on the package?

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CanardElastique
01/23/23 5:44:47 PM
#97:


rexcrk posted...
I always wished that the fake movie trailer they show in theaters was an actual movie. I could see that being really funny.
Yes so very much yes. That ad is hilarious. I'm clearly a consumerist fool but it's really funny.

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MetroidGamer666
01/23/23 5:46:17 PM
#98:


I only know the red and yellow ones anyway
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CrazyCal
01/23/23 6:39:29 PM
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I never knew m&m's had dicks and vaginas.
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thronedfire2
01/23/23 6:47:19 PM
#100:


CrazyCal posted...
I never knew m&m's had dicks and vaginas.

Rule 34

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ThePWBPoster
01/23/23 7:14:34 PM
#101:


CADE_FOSTER posted...
Cancel culture of the right wins again

I hate cancel culture. Leave what we grew up with alone please! Half the stuff now is not even offensive and they are sniffing on fumes here trying to celebrate another knockdown of a beloved past.

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Heartomaton
01/23/23 7:18:07 PM
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Maya Rudolph can get it.

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