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That's not where carts go, Charlie Brown

Soylent Green is people, Charlie Brown.

You Don't Have The Makings of a Varsity Athlete, Charlie Brown

I'm Afraid We're Going To Have To Let You Go, Charlie Brown

It Has Spread to Your Lymph Nodes, Charlie Brown.

You See, He Declassified Them With His Mind, Charlie Brown.

That Won't Remove Blood Stains, Charlie Brown

We really are the last of us, Charlie Brown.

Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape... Charlie Brown.

Torture isn't justified, Charlie Brown

It Was His Hat, Charlie Brown

You Can't Say Words Like That Anymore, Charlie Brown

Let the Hate Flow Through You, Charlie Brown

so a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest walk into a bar, Charlie Brown

We saw the whole thing, Charlie Brown.

The results are in...Caillou is your son, Charlie Brown

Your crush says 'no no, i'm not busy, i'll get this ugly fuck to drive me there', Charlie Brown

she walks up to you and says: "hey ugly," Charlie Brown

What Was in Those Brownies, Charlie Brown?

You didnt see graphite on the ground, because its not there, Charlie Brown!

Stop...he's already dead, Charlie Brown

You're Predisposed to Develop Alzheimer's, Charlie Brown

Whomsoever takes up this blade shall wield power eternal. Just as the blade rends flesh, so must power scar the spirit, Charlie Brown

If There Is a Creator Then There Must Be a Destroyer, Charlie Brown

I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids, Charlie Brown!

But no matter how you come to judge Charles Wheeler and his partners, in ethical, moral, and in human terms, the fact of the matter is, when they fired Andrew Beckett because he had AIDS, they broke the law, Charlie Brown.

Tear down this wall, Charlie Brown

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, Charlie Brown

Why are you covered in blood, Charlie Brown?

This Is Sparta, Charlie Brown!

How about full of shit? Is that a meme, Charlie Brown?

Arson wasnt the answer, Charlie Brown.

I Feel I Was Denied Critical Need-To-Know Information, Charlie Brown

I Did It Thirty-Five Minutes Ago, Charlie Brown.

My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks, Charlie Brown!

They're Gonna Eat You Alive In Prison, Charlie Brown

Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth, Charlie Brown?

The Call is Coming From Inside the House, Charlie Brown.

Does he look like a bitch, Charlie Brown?

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible, Charlie Brown.

These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For, Charlie Brown