Current Events > So lets say my cats eat my body when I die..

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first off, good for my little fur babies, i can't have them going hungry on my watch.

Say Mr. Fitz starts south of the belt because bigger kitties already claimed that sweet delicious face and this is the next area with no bones to slow the feasting.

and say after they finish their meal all the cats find a way out of the house, and Mr. Fitz drops a Shiny Grimer in the neighbor's tomato garden, which actually helps fertilize the plants.

When my neighbor uses those tomatoes to whip up some delicious BLTs... it's like I'm all up in their sandwich. Ya know?

You're wasting God's gift of free will by making this topic.

Sticky this topic, mods

This isn't how I expected the topic to turnout. I mean, I'm not sure what I was expecting, but this ain't it.

I wish my imagination was as active as yours

I'd rather i get eaten by my pets then get buried in a hole in the ground tbh.

It's the circle of life.

maybe it's the sleep deprivation, but i haven't laughed this hard at a ce topic in a long time.

https://youtu.be/GibiNy4d4gc

So mr fitz gets sausage and eggs

Will_VIIII posted...

It's the circle of life.

Up until some asshole shoves all their precious meats in a fuckin concrete hole.

And people say I make crazy topics

It would cost exactly 0 dollars to not make this topic. But you did it anyway.

Thats fucking disgusting. Id never eat tomatoes on a sandwich.

i keep telling my wife to bury me or my ashes under a tomato plant and then eat the tomatoes.

Etna posted...

It would cost exactly 0 dollars to not make this topic. But you did it anyway.

Not true. this is what sobriety brings out in me. inebriation costs money.

heh. funny but didnt laugh.

Zanglerfish posted...

Thats fucking disgusting. Id never eat tomatoes on a sandwich.

not a big tomato fan either but i know people love their tomato gardens and people pop chub for their BLTs

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gives me heart burn like nothing else. if i throw a fuckton of bay leaves in I can make tomato based soups and sauces not kill me at least.

dolomedes posted...
not liking tomato is a position i cannot imagin e

I hate tomatoes, sir.

You also hate Majora's Mask.

frozenstar posted...

You also hate Majora's Mask.

This is unacceptable.

Great topic

It's sounds like a scared story. I think this is impossible the cat eat human's baby. I believe they will escape from home and looking for a new owner.