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Gremlynn 01/17/23 12:43:38 AM #1:	No lie that's where like 80% of my anger comes from, is waking up every day in a fucking bullshit reality where flying hares with antlers don't exist. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:970897659] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>No lie that's where like 80% of my anger comes from, is waking up every day in a fucking bullshit reality where flying hares with antlers don't exist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson 01/17/23 12:51:56 AM #2:	Wait, jackalopes aren't real? --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>AgentCoulson posted [p:970897750] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>Wait, jackalopes aren't real?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 01/17/23 12:54:41 AM #3:	AgentCoulson posted... Wait, jackalopes aren't real? apparently all the times i spoke of them around the wife, i never specifically mentioned that they were taxidermi creations around her, and I was literally the only person who ever even mentioned them. So she just assumed it was some weird animal that we weren't lucky enough to stumble upon on any of our southwest road trips, until the day we saw something we couldn't quite run across the street in the distance and she sincerely asked infront of her parents "Was that a jackalope!?" --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:970897769] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>AgentCoulson posted... </cite><quote>Wait, jackalopes aren't real?</quote>apparently all the times i spoke of them around the wife, i never specifically mentioned that they were taxidermi creations around her, and I was literally the only person who ever even mentioned them. So she just assumed it was some weird animal that we weren't lucky enough to stumble upon on any of our southwest road trips, until the day we saw something we couldn't quite run across the street in the distance and she sincerely asked infront of her parents "Was that a jackalope!?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 01/17/23 1:01:43 AM #4:	what about yumpherdinkers --- The stone that fell is still falling, so let that stone be a wondrous thing <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:970897842] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>what about yumpherdinkers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 01/17/23 1:05:33 AM #5:	viewmaster_pi posted... what about yumpherdinkers after a quick Google, this does not spark joy. Then again I love Oddbody Furbies so maybe it just hasn't found the right corner in my brain yet --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:970897890] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite><quote>what about yumpherdinkers</quote>after a quick Google, this does not spark joy. Then again I love Oddbody Furbies so maybe it just hasn't found the right corner in my brain yet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 01/17/23 1:07:02 AM #6:	AgentCoulson posted... Wait, jackalopes aren't real? Nope, just normal rabbits with SPV. --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:970897907] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>AgentCoulson posted... </cite><quote>Wait, jackalopes aren't real?</quote>Nope, just normal rabbits with SPV.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD_Divine 01/17/23 1:14:22 AM #7:	Did you know a titmouse is actually a bird. Blew my mind --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD_Divine posted [p:970897992] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>Did you know a titmouse is actually a bird. Blew my mind </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Norman_Smiley 01/17/23 1:24:14 AM #8:	DD_Divine posted... Did you know a titmouse is actually a bird. Blew my mind Boobies are a bird, too. Somethings amiss. --- http://i.imgur.com/BVBQC.jpg The big wiggle equals ratings. <cite>Norman_Smiley posted [p:970898097] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>DD_Divine posted... </cite><quote>Did you know a titmouse is actually a bird. Blew my mind</quote>Boobies are a bird, too. Somethings amiss. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 01/17/23 1:41:20 AM #9:	Norman_Smiley posted... Boobies are a bird, too. Somethings amiss. ornithologist? More like hornythologist ISITRITE?! --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:970898246] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>Norman_Smiley posted... </cite><quote>Boobies are a bird, too. Somethings amiss.</quote>ornithologist? More like hornythologist ISITRITE?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 01/17/23 1:55:03 AM #10:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/8/AAA_aCAAEGOK.jpg Skvader. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:970898367] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/8/AAA_aCAAEGOK.jpg Skvader.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 01/17/23 1:55:40 AM #11:	Foppe posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/8/AAA_aCAAEGOK.jpg Skvader. It's like somebody gave a baby wolpertinger meth --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:970898376] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/8/AAA_aCAAEGOK.jpg Skvader.</quote>It's like somebody gave a baby wolpertinger meth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OpenlyGator 01/17/23 2:11:01 AM #12:	AgentCoulson posted... Wait, jackalopes aren't real? Nope. They're mythical and occasionally still used as an old tourist trap. Bunny Chupacabra. --- The funny thing about telling others to take the high road is how often it's hypocritical advice. http://tryimg.com/8/2017/06/28/IdSqD.png <cite>OpenlyGator posted [p:970898501] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>AgentCoulson posted... </cite><quote>Wait, jackalopes aren't real?</quote>Nope. They're mythical and occasionally still used as an old tourist trap. Bunny Chupacabra.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson 01/17/23 2:16:18 AM #13:	How many other lies have I been told by the council??? --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>AgentCoulson posted [p:970898550] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>How many other lies have I been told by the council???</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 01/17/23 2:17:15 AM #14:	AgentCoulson posted... How many other lies have I been told by the council??? Despite the name, most burritos actually have zero meat from donkey foals. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:970898560] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>AgentCoulson posted... </cite><quote>How many other lies have I been told by the council???</quote>Despite the name, most burritos actually have zero meat from donkey foals.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 01/17/23 2:30:34 AM #15:	They were real. They just went the way of the dodo. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:970898653] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>They were real. They just went the way of the dodo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson 01/17/23 2:45:41 AM #16:	Gremlynn posted... Despite the name, most burritos actually have zero meat from donkey foals. I didn't even know that's what burrito meant lol --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>AgentCoulson posted [p:970898781] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>Gremlynn posted... </cite><quote>Despite the name, most burritos actually have zero meat from donkey foals.</quote>I didn't even know that's what burrito meant lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 01/17/23 2:49:58 AM #17:	Technically jackalopes are real, but it is a rare virus that makes them grow the horns. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:970898807] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>Technically jackalopes are real, but it is a rare virus that makes them grow the horns.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 01/17/23 2:50:37 AM #18:	BloodMoon7 posted... They were real. They just went the way of the dodo. them rabbit horns is good soup bones!!!!!!! --- The stone that fell is still falling, so let that stone be a wondrous thing <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:970898814] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite><quote>They were real. They just went the way of the dodo.</quote>them rabbit horns is good soup bones!!!!!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 01/17/23 2:57:44 AM #19:	AgentCoulson posted... I didn't even know that's what burrito meant lol burro=donkey, ito is a diminutive affix. so in this case literally, "Little Donkey". The name comes not from donkeys themselves, but because they are rolled in the same way that the travel packs carried by donkeys are. Interestingly enough, this means that while not a literal translation, it would not be outside the actual spirit of the name for its english translation to be "donkey sacks" --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:970898865] in Still mad ... [t:80314607]...</cite> <quote>AgentCoulson posted... </cite><quote>I didn't even know that's what burrito meant lol</quote>burro=donkey, ito is a diminutive affix. so in this case literally, "Little Donkey". The name comes not from donkeys themselves, but because they are rolled in the same way that the travel packs carried by donkeys are.Interestingly enough, this means that while not a literal translation, it would not be outside the actual spirit of the name for its english translation to be "donkey sacks"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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