Current Events > A baby takes 4+ years to potty train. A dog? About a month

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Blue_Inigo
01/16/23 4:00:35 PM
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Use condoms and adopt dogs

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Cuticrusader09
01/16/23 4:04:02 PM
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4 years? Those are either some lazy ass parents or slow ass kids (probably the former). Both of mine were potty trained a bit after 2 years old.

And you still have to pick up warm dog turds for the rest of their lives.
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FAQ-Checker
01/16/23 4:04:10 PM
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If you have a really stupid baby.
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FAQ-Checker
01/16/23 4:05:13 PM
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Did TC just admit that he was still wearing a diaper at 5?
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Darkraiomb
01/16/23 4:05:20 PM
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FAQ-Checker posted...
If you have a really stupid baby.
https://youtu.be/A880UBloIdY

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B18Champ
01/16/23 4:06:13 PM
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Humans have always been the slowest maturing animal on the planet

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NoxObscuras
01/16/23 4:06:39 PM
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A baby is able to become completely independent as they get older. A dog is always dependent on you.

Rip up those condoms, have some babies.

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rivers
01/16/23 4:08:15 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Use condoms and adopt dogs
hey fido

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Blue_Inigo
01/16/23 5:01:22 PM
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Cuticrusader09 posted...
4 years? Those are either some lazy ass parents or slow ass kids (probably the former). Both of mine were potty trained a bit after 2 years old.

And you still have to pick up warm dog turds for the rest of their lives.
Most kids ain't fully trained till 3 or 4

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eggcorn
01/16/23 5:02:57 PM
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Cuticrusader09 posted...
4 years? Those are either some lazy ass parents or slow ass kids (probably the former). Both of mine were potty trained a bit after 2 years old.

And you still have to pick up warm dog turds for the rest of their lives.
Exactly this.

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frozenstar
01/16/23 5:03:19 PM
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nah, they learn in 2 years tops

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NoxObscuras
01/16/23 5:05:08 PM
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To be fair, it really doesn't take long for babies to learn, once you actively start the potty training. It just takes time before they're old enough to be taught.

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