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Smackems
01/14/23 9:54:48 PM
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To cool food rapidly that's too hot

I vote @johnny_nutcase

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Rain_Dust
01/14/23 9:55:29 PM
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they got those. called the freezer.

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PowerOats
01/14/23 9:55:47 PM
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The freezer?

A fan
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Questionmarktarius
01/14/23 9:56:08 PM
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liquid nitrogen
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Zanglerfish
01/14/23 9:56:22 PM
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You mean you dont own a Evaworcim?

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VampireCoyote
01/14/23 9:56:34 PM
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a microwave heats through light so a frostrowave must cool with intense dark via the periodic scale

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Smashingpmkns
01/14/23 9:56:48 PM
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Blow on it

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Jiek_Fafn
01/14/23 9:59:59 PM
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My gigantowave is just a shortwave radio in a box. It's the best I can do

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TheHoldSteady
01/14/23 10:01:12 PM
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They already did

Antigriddle

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frozenstar
01/14/23 10:05:20 PM
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Dry ice could work

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/14/23 10:07:33 PM
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Just stop cooking your food all together. Problem solved.

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sabin017
01/14/23 10:08:49 PM
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Someone also needs to invent an all-in-one clothes cleaner: dirty clothes in, dry clean clothes out.

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MrMelodramatic
01/14/23 10:09:10 PM
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Like microwaving everything outside the box? Hmm. Could be bad for all our cells that dont like getting exploded tbh

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DrizztLink
01/14/23 10:11:55 PM
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I've devised a device that heats the inside of your food to molten destruction while leaving the outside frozen.

Like Mars.

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Smackems
01/14/23 10:12:07 PM
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Rain_Dust posted...
they got those. called the freezer.
Too fuckin slow

Smashingpmkns posted...
Blow on it
Oh and also the machine should blow me

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Just stop cooking your food all together. Problem solved.
Brb gonna bite a sleeping chicken

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thronedfire2
01/14/23 10:18:33 PM
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Smackems posted...
Too fuckin slow


https://www.webstaurantstore.com/13657/commercial-blast-chillers.html

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Stagmar
01/14/23 10:22:56 PM
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sabin017 posted...
Someone also needs to invent an all-in-one clothes cleaner: dirty clothes in, dry clean clothes out.
Already been done.

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Questionmarktarius
01/14/23 10:23:25 PM
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Stagmar posted...
Already been done.
also they break down a lot
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/14/23 10:24:28 PM
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Again, stop wearing clothes. Another problem solved.

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TheHoldSteady
01/14/23 10:38:12 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Just stop cooking your food all together. Problem solved.

Raw vegan w

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DoesntMatter
01/14/23 10:45:03 PM
#21:


a freezecrowave

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AbstraktProfSC2
01/14/23 11:18:18 PM
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already done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haan3Tz0SJk

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