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Smackems
12/31/22 11:30:33 PM
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Prompts having too short a time limit to read cuz he "can't read that fastly"

Making typos and no one picking his fibbage lies as a result

Not being funny enough to win quiplash

Getting trivia questions wrong even though "they just lied and changed the answers"

Narrators talking in accents he didn't understand (not southern USA)

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JuanCarlos1
12/31/22 11:32:11 PM
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Hahaha sounds quite the character

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Cheater87
12/31/22 11:32:57 PM
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Sounds fun.

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Darkraiomb
12/31/22 11:35:10 PM
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Smackems posted...
Narrators talking in accents he didn't understand (not southern USA)
https://youtu.be/7ixQr7-3hyI?t=6

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CruelBuffalo
12/31/22 11:38:27 PM
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He better be 9 years old
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Smackems
12/31/22 11:38:31 PM
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In the murder trivia game in 3, we got to the end with the gauntlet of multiple choice trivia questions. He got two wrong, one about the Simpsons, and insisted the game devs got it wrong instead

Instead of picking the answers like everyone else, he just started riding the countdown on answers all the way to zero until he died, making everyone else wait

He really showed them what for.

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Smackems
12/31/22 11:39:08 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
He better be 9 years old
Nearly 40

Ce would have a field day with his political opinions, too

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wackyteen
12/31/22 11:40:56 PM
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Smackems posted...
Nearly 40

Ce would have a field day with his political opinions, too
Please share

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Smackems
12/31/22 11:57:24 PM
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wackyteen posted...
Please share
He's pretty right wing. You've heard it all before. Fits the bill for someone who woulda been at January 6 rioting. Though I'll at least say he's not at qanon levels of right wing. But on the line there

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Flauros
12/31/22 11:59:55 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv4SyfjGWlw

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Smackems
01/01/23 12:04:17 AM
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He's a disabled vet with some pretty serious PTSD, so we let a lot of shit slide. But this kinda thing is just sad af for a middle aged man

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/01/23 12:10:13 AM
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I'm 38 i'm not middle aged. Godamnit WHY YOU MAKE ME FEEL OLD GODAMNIT... Well I guess with the way I drink and smoke i'm almost elderly.... fuck

Welp HEPPY NEW YER


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Smackems
01/01/23 12:14:48 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm 38 i'm not middle aged. Godamnit WHY YOU MAKE ME FEEL OLD GODAMNIT... Well I guess with the way I drink and smoke i'm almost elderly.... fuck

Welp HEPPY NEW YER
35-65 bro bruh von braheim

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/01/23 12:17:11 AM
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Where did you pull those numbers?

middle age, period of human adulthood that immediately precedes the onset of old age. Though the age period that defines middle age is somewhat arbitrary, differing greatly from person to person, it is generally defined as being between the ages of 40 and 60

I'm not there yet!

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Smackems
01/01/23 12:18:53 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Where did you pull those numbers?

middle age, period of human adulthood that immediately precedes the onset of old age. Though the age period that defines middle age is somewhat arbitrary, differing greatly from person to person, it is generally defined as being between the ages of 40 and 60

I'm not there yet!
Blah blah blah idgaf what some googlenettuber shitface says it is, it's 35-65

until I'm 35. Then it'll be your dumb numbers

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