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Scotty_Rogers
12/26/22 6:24:49 AM
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It's Jesus wat do

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sk8r_ryan
12/26/22 6:25:40 AM
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Let him in to my heart. Through my stomach.

I'd eat him. I enjoy bread.

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Scotty_Rogers
12/26/22 6:26:23 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth
12/26/22 6:39:06 AM
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Have him make a GameFAQs account so he can join the fam!

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Scotty_Rogers
12/26/22 6:39:18 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Have him make a GameFAQs account so he can join the fam!

Ayyyy

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Dakimakura
12/26/22 6:39:37 AM
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Suck her penis

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Zikten
12/26/22 6:44:47 AM
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I hoped I could find this on YouTube and post it, but this happened on House

Dr House once had a hallucination when he opened his door, and Jesus was I think levitating outside, dressed like from the Crucifixion. If I could have found that clip it would have been perfect for this topic
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Master_Kazuya
12/26/22 7:15:19 AM
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Invite him in

Ask if he likes pizza and order some food

Ask if he wouldn't mind turning water into wine and then have some drinks

Chit chat

Really get some details about how his miracles work and ask and experiment (can you turn milk into wine too?)

Ask if I could have some cool powers too

Ask what he's been up to in the past 2022 years

Ask why there's horrible shit in the world

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jumi
12/26/22 8:17:11 AM
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1. Boot to the gut.
2. Stone Cold Stunner.

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jumi
12/26/22 8:20:46 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Yeah, he sure dodged that cross.

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Glob
12/27/22 8:23:46 PM
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Tell him that just because his dads a big deal doesnt make him hot shit.
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