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Dan_Haren-
12/22/22 12:35:49 PM
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He was a black Arab hippie who banged hookers?
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Prestoff
12/22/22 12:36:26 PM
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GOOGLE
12/22/22 12:37:33 PM
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who?

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Dan_Haren-
12/22/22 12:37:51 PM
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If he was God then why would he need to sacrifice his life? He would be able to make anything happen if he was God.
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NecroFoul99
12/22/22 12:38:14 PM
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Dan_Haren- posted...
He was a black Arab hippie who banged hookers?
Being a non-Christian means youre a dumbshit? Lol. Nifty.

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DoesntMatter
12/22/22 12:38:18 PM
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he was a brown-skinned Middle-Eastern Jew named Yeshua bin Yosef

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DarthDemented
12/22/22 12:38:24 PM
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What about the religions where you can be saved and baptized but if you fuck up once you have to do it all again?

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Dan_Haren-
12/22/22 12:38:28 PM
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If penalties = beaten down like a bitch then you have no idea what ur talking about
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Zikten
12/22/22 12:40:42 PM
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I am not certain he existed. But if he did, I think he was very different than American conservatives think. Jesus would probably be a progressive by our political standards. He'd hate conservatives

I think he was a socialist. I think he hated rich people and most world governments. I think he had no beef with gay people. Most of the things people believe about him are probably wrong

There is a theory that his actual teachings were changed later by people using the religion for power.
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Dan_Haren-
12/22/22 12:45:57 PM
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All false bullshit

Bottom line is if you are god you make the rules you don't play the game you made the game and change the game as you feel.

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s0nicfan
12/22/22 12:46:48 PM
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Do Muhammad next.

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Dan_Haren-
12/22/22 12:54:08 PM
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Na bottom line if he's God then no need to sacrifice himself. Either he's a dumbass or not God. Pick one.
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The_Korey
12/22/22 12:55:53 PM
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Precisely. None of us asked to exist. Now we're stuck here doing shit just to survive, and if we don't properly kiss his ass while doing so, we suffer even more fore a disproportionately massive amount of time. That's not something one deserves praise/respect/gratitude for.

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Jagus
12/22/22 1:02:08 PM
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In Christianity he is the son of himself

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Crimsoness
12/22/22 1:03:02 PM
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Ya'll arguing theology with LivingLegend

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Nirvanas_Nox
12/22/22 1:07:30 PM
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Then why are we all constantly under the threat of going to hell? And if he did indeed die for our sins then why are people sinning now. Still. I mean technically your sinning just by being on this forum

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Dan_Haren-
12/22/22 1:10:54 PM
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So we're all fre to murder people because some random dude claims he died for us, so we're all going to heaven. K makes sense.
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Dan_Haren-
12/22/22 1:24:28 PM
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So I can murder as long as I don't get caught.

And I can drift all I want, I'm still going to heaven
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Nirvanas_Nox
12/22/22 1:26:19 PM
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Pretty sure Jesus sinned just like everyone else

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Dan_Haren-
12/22/22 1:45:04 PM
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So I can go on a murder rampage in a 3rd world country, pay off the cops, and be like "my bad b" and still get into heaven.

Makes sense.
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Questionmarktarius
12/22/22 1:46:23 PM
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Dan_Haren- posted...
He was a black Arab hippie who banged hookers?
No, that's Dolemite.
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Dreepapult
12/22/22 2:09:03 PM
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This topic seems like it was just intentionally made to be offensive

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Dan_Haren-
12/22/22 2:26:49 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
This topic seems like it was just intentionally made to be offensive

No it wasnt.
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Dreepapult
12/22/22 5:41:53 PM
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Suggesting that the Messiah slept with hookers is pretty damn offensive

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Trumble
12/22/22 5:56:58 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
Suggesting that the Messiah slept with hookers is pretty damn offensive
Not to the vast majority of people who believe he either wasn't the messiah or didn't exist at all. Nor for that matter to anyone who does believe in him, but also doesn't believe prostitution is wrong.

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Dreepapult
12/22/22 5:58:06 PM
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Trumble posted...
Not to the vast majority of people who believe he either wasn't the messiah or didn't exist at all. Nor for that matter to anyone who does believe in him, but also doesn't believe prostitution is wrong.
Oh fuck off

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Dan_Haren-
12/22/22 6:03:27 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
Suggesting that the Messiah slept with hookers is pretty damn offensive

Mary Magdalene or whatever wasn't that her name?
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Dan_Haren-
12/22/22 6:04:05 PM
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Anyways if u guys find it that offensive I'll close this topic
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