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Heartomaton
12/21/22 5:09:29 PM
#1:


I can do that.

Because I'm Santa Claus.

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viewmaster_pi
12/21/22 5:11:07 PM
#2:


cancel culture strikes again

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El_Marsh
12/21/22 5:12:37 PM
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You motherfucker

Where's that Megatron I asked for when I was 7?

I was real good and shit too, all year. Only had like 3 fights.

Why didn't you deliver old man?

You broke my heart.


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Heartomaton
12/21/22 5:18:05 PM
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El_Marsh posted...
You motherfucker

Where's that Megatron I asked for when I was 7?

I was real good and shit too, all year. Only had like 3 fights.

Why didn't you deliver old man?

You broke my heart.

Because that was three fights too many.

In order for me to give you the one thing you want more than anything else, your record for the year must be perfect.

Not including this year, of course. Ain't nobody gettin' a damn thing from me this year.

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DrizztLink
12/21/22 5:19:30 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Because that was three fights too many.

In order for me to give you the one thing you want more than anything else, your record for the year must be perfect.

Not including this year, of course. Ain't nobody gettin' a damn thing from me this year.
... it's so simple.

Brethren.

We must fight the Santa Claus.

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Sariana21
12/21/22 5:20:20 PM
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It was the year without a Santa Claus.

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bsp77
12/21/22 5:20:52 PM
#7:


Fuck, no. I love Christmas

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Paragon21XX
12/21/22 5:26:29 PM
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I never believed in Santa Claus, so as far as I'm concerned Christmas is still happening this Sunday.

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Heartomaton
12/21/22 5:32:03 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
... it's so simple.

Brethren.

We must fight the Santa Claus.

Good luck. Both the elves and the reindeer have been trained to kill in the most brutal ways imaginable.

And there are faaaar more than those damn Christmas songs would have you believe.

Sariana21 posted...
It was the year without a Santa Claus.

Oh I'm still here, I'm just not giving anyone anything.

bsp77 posted...
Fuck, no. I love Christmas

Too bad.

Paragon21XX posted...
I never believed in Santa Claus, so as far as I'm concerned Christmas is still happening this Sunday.

Yeah well I don't believe in you.

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Zikten
12/21/22 5:35:23 PM
#10:


Is Krampus your friend, or your enemy? I never have quite been sure
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El_Marsh
12/21/22 5:36:03 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Because that was three fights too many.

In order for me to give you the one thing you want more than anything else, your record for the year must be perfect.
It was self defense!

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Gobstoppers12
12/21/22 5:36:07 PM
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Santa Claus is an embodiment of generosity and the holiday spirit. He exists because we experience hope and joy in the presence of our families during Christmas time.

He can't cancel Christmas. He exists because Christmas exists, not the other way around.

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Crimsoness
12/21/22 5:36:15 PM
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If I sit on your lap will you give me a present?

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Heartomaton
12/21/22 5:41:02 PM
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Zikten posted...
Is Krampus your friend, or your enemy? I never have quite been sure

Robot, actually. Designed for punishment.

El_Marsh posted...
It was self defense!

Shoulda just taken the beatings.

Gobstoppers12 posted...
Santa Claus is an embodiment of generosity and the holiday spirit. He exists because we experience hope and joy in the presence of our families during Christmas time.

He can't cancel Christmas. He exists because Christmas exists, not the other way around.

Fake news.

Crimsoness posted...
If I sit on your lap will you give me a present?

I'll give you a restraining order.

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Trumble
12/21/22 5:41:46 PM
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Cancel yourself not shutting the fuck up.

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JlM
12/21/22 5:42:34 PM
#16:


Thank you.

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Crimsoness
12/21/22 5:42:55 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I'll give you a restraining order.
It's the thought that counts ._.

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Sariana21
12/21/22 7:07:55 PM
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Heartomaton posted...


Oh I'm still here, I'm just not giving anyone anything.
Well, yes, that is exactly the premise of the movie.


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Ryven
12/21/22 7:11:24 PM
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I can have Christmas whenever the fuck I want and your fatass can't do anything about it. I'll put my tree up in July and throw ugly christmas sweaters and organize gift giving between friends and family and we'll all get drunk on rum and egg nog while watching Die Hard.

And what are you gonna do about it? HEH?! NOT A GAHDDAMN THING

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Accolon
12/21/22 7:12:07 PM
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As long as you keep those memes coming daddy-o.

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Heartomaton
12/21/22 7:20:01 PM
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Trumble posted...
Cancel yourself not shutting the fuck up.

Well, just for that, Christmas is canceled for New Zealand permanently.

JlM posted...
Thank you.

You're not welcome.

Crimsoness posted...
It's the thought that counts ._.

I think you'll need to stay at least two hundred feet away at all times.

Sariana21 posted...
Well, yes, that is exactly the premise of the movie.

Well then it should have been called "The Year Santa Didn't Give a Fuck".

Ryven posted...
I can have Christmas whenever the fuck I want and your fatass can't do anything about it. I'll put my tree up in July and throw ugly christmas sweaters and organize gift giving between friends and family and we'll all get drunk on rum and egg nog while watching Die Hard.

And what are you gonna do about it? HEH?! NOT A GAHDDAMN THING

That's not Christmas. That's a day of lies.

Accolon posted...
As long as you keep those memes coming daddy-o.

I will keep stealing and sharing them, yes.

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DarthDemented
12/21/22 7:29:39 PM
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Is it because you're still on the toilet making soup?

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Heartomaton
12/21/22 7:47:29 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
Is it because you're still on the toilet making soup?

I'm Santa, not Doom_Art's dad.

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meralonne
12/21/22 7:50:49 PM
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What the TC doesnt know is that Im Jack Skellington. Christmas is back on the menu and there is no naughty list.

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Heartomaton
12/21/22 7:55:31 PM
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meralonne posted...
What the TC doesnt know is that Im Jack Skellington. Christmas is back on the menu and there is no naughty list.

I seent that movie. You're just gonna fuck it up royal.

But unlike the ending in that one, this Santa ain't gonna bail your ass out.

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meralonne
12/21/22 7:56:56 PM
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Who says I want you to bail me out this time, Santa? Im coming prepared this time, no ones shooting my new sleigh out of the sky.

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Heartomaton
12/21/22 8:01:55 PM
#27:


Not getting shot down won't count for shit when you still horrify the world's child population with demented and dangerous toys!

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noisetank
12/21/22 8:02:41 PM
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santa no :(

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meralonne
12/21/22 8:02:44 PM
#29:


Have you seen this crowd? This shit I bring is tame by comparison.

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Heartomaton
12/21/22 8:08:53 PM
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noisetank posted...
santa no :(

Santa yes.

meralonne posted...
Have you seen this crowd? This shit I bring is tame by comparison.

You say that, but you can't fly away from lawsuits and prison sentences.

I know, I've tried.

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meralonne
12/21/22 8:22:56 PM
#31:


oh

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Trumble
12/21/22 10:36:15 PM
#32:


Heartomaton posted...


Well, just for that, Christmas is canceled for New Zealand permanently.
Joke's on you, I don't celebrate it anyway.

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tripleh213
12/21/22 10:39:35 PM
#33:


Just another day off

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Heartomaton
12/21/22 10:55:34 PM
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Trumble posted...
Joke's on you, I don't celebrate it anyway.

Well now you've taken it away from your entire country, and I'm gonna tell 'em.

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FarmFox
12/21/22 11:19:18 PM
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Hey its your wife Mrs Claus. You cant do that. Are you drunk on milk and cookies?!

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