Current Events > Denizens of Current Events, may I hit on you?

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Kakapo 12/20/22 6:34:28 AM #1:	In the full interests of transparency here, I probably won't hit on you, unless you're hot stuff. In which case, if you reply in the affirmative, I totally will do. --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:970289218] in Denizens o... [t:80283451]...</cite> <quote>In the full interests of transparency here, I probably won't hit on you, unless you're hot stuff.In which case, if you reply in the affirmative, I totally will do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 12/20/22 6:35:09 AM #2:	I think we should just skip straight to breeding. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:970289225] in Denizens o... [t:80283451]...</cite> <quote>I think we should just skip straight to breeding.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 12/20/22 6:38:00 AM #3:	pegusus123456 posted... I think we should just skip straight to breeding. Whilst your enthusiasm is exceedingly commendable, I shall nonetheless have to respectfully decline. I already have two children, so I've fulfilled my net responsibility to the gene pool. Besides, two is brilliant but insane peoples enough, I shudder to think what any other of my children would be like. --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:970289247] in Denizens o... [t:80283451]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite><quote>I think we should just skip straight to breeding.</quote>Whilst your enthusiasm is exceedingly commendable, I shall nonetheless have to respectfully decline. I already have two children, so I've fulfilled my net responsibility to the gene pool. Besides, two is brilliant but insane peoples enough, I shudder to think what any other of my children would be like.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 12/20/22 6:39:06 AM #4:	No, gimme your jism --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:970289255] in Denizens o... [t:80283451]...</cite> <quote>No, gimme your jism</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 12/20/22 6:40:19 AM #5:	pegusus123456 posted... No, gimme your jism If you're insistent, then sure. Just, caveat emptor or whatever. Have lashings of the stuff for all I care. --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:970289266] in Denizens o... [t:80283451]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite><quote>No, gimme your jism</quote>If you're insistent, then sure. Just, caveat emptor or whatever. Have lashings of the stuff for all I care.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 12/20/22 7:07:29 AM #6:	Please do not hit me, I bruise easily. --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:970289479] in Denizens o... [t:80283451]...</cite> <quote>Please do not hit me, I bruise easily.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 12/20/22 7:11:20 AM #7:	evilpresident posted... Please do not hit me, I bruise easily. Respectfully noted. How about hitting on, to whit, if I work my tender wiles on your venerable self? --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:970289504] in Denizens o... [t:80283451]...</cite> <quote>evilpresident posted... </cite><quote>Please do not hit me, I bruise easily.</quote>Respectfully noted. How about hitting on, to whit, if I work my tender wiles on your venerable self?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 12/20/22 7:14:00 AM #8:	Venerable, the year I bloody graduated high school way to cut deep my man --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:970289520] in Denizens o... [t:80283451]...</cite> <quote>Venerable, the year I bloody graduated high school way to cut deep my man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 12/20/22 7:19:49 AM #9:	Alteres posted... Venerable, the year I bloody graduated high school way to cut deep my man Why, what year did you graduate? --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:970289563] in Denizens o... [t:80283451]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite><quote>Venerable, the year I bloody graduated high school way to cut deep my man</quote>Why, what year did you graduate?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 12/20/22 7:32:46 AM #10:	I was referring to your previous post, which I perhaps mistakenly believed was referencing their account creation date --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:970289670] in Denizens o... [t:80283451]...</cite> <quote>I was referring to your previous post, which I perhaps mistakenly believed was referencing their account creation date </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 12/20/22 7:36:15 AM #11:	My apologies for the miscommunication, then. The question remains, though. Does potentially knowing that I don't find you "venerable" sweeten the pot some? --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:970289706] in Denizens o... [t:80283451]...</cite> <quote>My apologies for the miscommunication, then. The question remains, though. Does potentially knowing that I don't find you "venerable" sweeten the pot some?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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