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Lil_Bit83
12/18/22 1:59:52 PM
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I'm not a prude by any means, but yeah. That wasn't one of their brighter ideas. And the condoms and lube are sold in a different aisle from the toothbrush one. First I've ever seen dildos in a Walmart. :/

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XxKrazyChaosxX
12/18/22 2:04:29 PM
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Looks staged.

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VampireCoyote
12/18/22 2:07:20 PM
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FAQ-Checker posted...
Let me ask you guys this, would you be cool with a shelf of Riley Reid Fleshlights right next to the Flintstone toothbrushes?

And before you answer yes, imagine the type of dude going into Walmart to buy a Fleshlight. Then imagine that dude standing alone next to your kid as he picks out a toothbrush.

laughing my ass off imagining you clutching your pearls over this

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FAQ-Checker
12/18/22 2:16:19 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Looks staged.
It's not. And it's not just Walmart. I saw the same thing at Target. I don't remember the exact placement, but it was right in the same area as the toothpaste and vitamin isles.
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thronedfire2
12/18/22 2:17:28 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
I'm not a prude by any means, but yeah. That wasn't one of their brighter ideas. And the condoms and lube are sold in a different aisle from the toothbrush one. First I've ever seen dildos in a Walmart. :/

theyre like 8 feet away in the grocery store I go to. not even a walmart

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Foppe
12/18/22 2:39:56 PM
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The stores had porn magazines next to the Donald Duck comics when I grew up *shruggs*

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KobeSystem
12/18/22 2:40:56 PM
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THE DlLDOS ARE TURNING THE KIDS TRANS

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Solid_Sonic
12/18/22 2:41:07 PM
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The angry dildos of Magic the Gathering are being sold next to toothbrushes? Why is that a problem?

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DeadBankerDream
12/18/22 2:41:19 PM
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Foppe posted...
The stores had porn magazines next to the Donald Duck comics when I grew up *shruggs*
Japan still does that. In 7/11 the titty magazines is next to the general non fapping use magazines.

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DD_Divine
12/18/22 3:06:25 PM
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FAQ-Checker posted...
Let me ask you guys this, would you be cool with a shelf of Riley Reid Fleshlights right next to the Flintstone toothbrushes?

And before you answer yes, imagine the type of dude going into Walmart to buy a Fleshlight. Then imagine that dude standing alone next to your kid as he picks out a toothbrush.

i rarely pay attention to people at the store and if I were buying a fleshlight in public I would wait till the aisle was clear.

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Prestoff
12/18/22 3:11:21 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Looks staged.

This, but it can also be workers not giving a shit when placing things on the aisle as well.

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brestugo
12/18/22 3:31:41 PM
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"By the way, you can pick up a butt plug or a dildo at Target and CVS nowadays. I don't even know how we got here," Greene said.

So she's a comparison shopper? Those Home Economics courses are paying off.

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ZangsBeard
12/18/22 8:30:10 PM
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FAQ-Checker posted...
Let me ask you guys this, would you be cool with a shelf of Riley Reid Fleshlights right next to the Flintstone toothbrushes?

And before you answer yes, imagine the type of dude going into Walmart to buy a Fleshlight. Then imagine that dude standing alone next to your kid as he picks out a toothbrush.

That same guy stands right next to someones kid. Hes picking out a jar of extra strength mayonnaise for the same reason, while the child picks out their favorite flavor of blended ketchup. Both times the other assumes theyre using their choice for their mouth. Both times both parties would be wrong.

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gasgpmo
12/18/22 8:40:19 PM
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Or buy one from Walmart.
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Heartomaton
12/18/22 8:59:19 PM
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Seeing this topic made me curious, so I took a look at the locations of the toothbrushes and sex toys at my local Walmart when I was there earlier. At mine, they're three aisles down and up against the wall. Not even close to being right next to each other, but Walmarts aren't uniform.

Anyone who tells you that Walmart managers decide how things are set up is full of shit, by the way. That's decided by corporate based on individual store size and layout, and sent to the stores as modular sheets that they have to follow. Source being that I was one of the people who had to put those shelves together following the sheets for ten years.

As for "the type of dude going into Walmart to buy a fleshlight", shut the fuck up. That's a generalization based on your own preconceived notions and you can cram it right back up your ass.

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GrandConjuraton
12/18/22 9:31:50 PM
#68:


KobeSystem posted...
THE DlLDOS ARE TURNING THE KIDS TRANS


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