Current Events > Sweden: it's Harambe 2.0 time

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https://sverigesradio.se/artikel/just-nu-schimpans-pa-rymmen-fran-furuviksparken

5 chimps escaped a zoo
3 were shot and killed, 1 wounded, 1 returned on its own

chimps aim for your face because that's how they can get your soul.

Chimps usually don't aim for the face they actually go straight for the balls

honestly dude, better safe than sorry with chimps. i'll kiss a gorilla before i ever let a chimp get close enough to rip my balls off

Guide posted...

chimps aim for your face because that's how they can get your soul.

That and they love them some delicious face meat

Insert picture of shave chimpanzee here

They should have shot dead the one that returned to send an example.

LIke in The Great Escape.

Most zoos security/animal handlers have both chimps and hippos on a kill list if they escape, and if your brain wasn't clouded by nonsense you'd understand why. It's not a secret at all. Harambe most likely would not have hurt that kid, in fact was clearly trying to move him to safety.

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He was treating the kid like a baby gorilla. The humans just panicked and overreacted

Zikten posted...

He was treating the kid like a baby gorilla. The humans just panicked and overreacted

Insane post.

Well not really because primates that aren't human tend to treat their babies like shit half the time

Chimps are psychos

EDF-5 posted...

Chimps are psychos

This.

Also, Harambe is burning in gorilla hell right now.

Mearcstapa posted...

This.

Also, Harambe is burning in gorilla hell right now.

You go to hell just for sitting in your own home and babysitting a child who trespasses in your land?

Mearcstapa posted...

This.

Also, Harambe is burning in gorilla hell right now.

what the fuck?

Zikten posted...

You go to hell just for sitting in your own home and babysitting a child who trespasses in your land?

This thinking is actually disgusting.

You have no clue what you're talking about. You have the ability to make absurd claims because you don't live in a situation where you will ever have to think them through to their logical end point.

You can't possibly make the claim that a wild animal would not have hurt a human child in its possession, but because you don't have to think about it on a deeper level than "waah, killing animals is wrong!" you just make the claim anyway and you're perfectly willing to gamble a human life on it, knowing you won't get called on that bet.

DeadBankerDream posted...

This thinking is actually disgusting.

You have no clue what you're talking about. You have the ability to make absurd claims because you don't live in a situation where you will ever have to think them through to their logical end point.

You can't possibly make the claim that a wild animal would not have hurt a human child in its possession, but because you don't have to think about it on a deeper level than "waah, killing animals is wrong!" you just make the claim anyway and you're perfectly willing to gamble a human life on it, knowing you won't get called on that bet.

That still doesn't make a gorilla need to go to hell. He should go to hell because a human made a mistake? Even if the gorilla had hurt the kid, it would have been the fault of humans

I would like to distance myself from the comment responding to mine.
Gorillas are chill. They warn you if you irritate them too much. I stand by chimps being psychos.
Chimps will fight gorillas for the sake of malice and rip them to shreds.

Choco posted...

what the fuck?

God punished him for becoming an annoying and unfunny meme.

Mearcstapa posted...

God punished him for becoming an annoying and unfunny meme.

Damn, sorry you have to go to Hell like that.

Kinda and Torsten are confirmed dead.
At least one, maybe both, of Santino och Manda are dead.

Harambe was a threat to that kid and that zoo needed better safeguards against letting that happen.

You fucking people and your Disney naivety

ROBANN_88 posted...

1 returned on its own

...after seeing what happened to the others.

Even if Harambe thought he was protecting the kid, wasn't he dragging him around by one leg and had his head in dirty water at some point? Not exactly safe.

I saw thr video and I've seen gorilla experts say that he was peaceful to the kid. Anyway regardless, it's still unfair that a gorilla had to die because of a brat. Harambe was of an endangered species too. We can't afford to kill them

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I heard it was a team of guards who made the choice. And that the real experts about Harambe were not on scene or asked until it was too late

Also they probably felt presured to kill him because the screeching mother of the brat was freaking out and making threats

https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-just-caught-chimps-and-gorillas-going-to-war-in-the-wild-for-the-first-time

https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/why-are-chimpanzees-and-gorillas-suddenly-going-to-war

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Even if Harambe thought he was protecting the kid, wasn't he dragging him around by one leg and had his head in dirty water at some point? Not exactly safe.

Yes he was dragging the kid around like a ragdoll

You'd have to be a psycho if that was your kid and you're like "oh he's protecting him "

Questionmarktarius posted...

...after seeing what happened to the others.

"Game over, man! Game over!"

Ok this is sad.

My dick is out

Whenever I think of Harambe, I end up thinking of this too:

https://youtu.be/CJkWS4t4l0k

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Whenever I think of Harambe, I end up thinking of this too:

https://youtu.be/CJkWS4t4l0k

I laughed at the absurdity of the scenario as a satire

That would be inconceivably fucked up if it were true (which again, it's not)