Current Events > $11,000 or DC's Hawkgirl is now real.

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UnfairRepresent
12/07/22 6:54:27 PM
#1:


What do you pick?


Money is tax free if you take it.

But if you don't take it then DC's Hawkgirl will now appear in real life in your town and begin fighting crime.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/5/AAZiH8AADTAn.jpg

What would you pick?

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MarthGoomba
12/07/22 6:55:33 PM
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There's not much crime here

Money please

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DaTwistedGuns
12/07/22 6:55:36 PM
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I live in Chicago so... Real life superhero.
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BloodMoon7
12/07/22 6:56:15 PM
#4:


When you look up and the local bird lady just took a shit above you.

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JeDDyD
12/07/22 6:56:27 PM
#5:


Where money
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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/07/22 6:57:10 PM
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Heroes don't kill people

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bknight
12/07/22 7:22:37 PM
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Don't want to get a mace to the face for jaywalking, so money.
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IHeartRadiation
12/07/22 7:24:07 PM
#8:


which hawkgirl

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UnfairRepresent
12/08/22 4:33:31 AM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
which hawkgirl
The one with wings and a big mace who fights crime

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Zikten
12/08/22 4:47:48 AM
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Can I ask her out?
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ViewtifulJoe
12/08/22 4:49:29 AM
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You do seem to like Hawkgirl.

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UnfairRepresent
12/08/22 5:06:29 AM
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ViewtifulJoe posted...
You do seem to like Hawkgirl.
She's losing the poll

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Ricemills
12/08/22 5:58:02 AM
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does she poop midair like birds do?

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TentacleDemon
12/08/22 6:01:52 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
When you look up and the local bird lady just took a shit above you.

I was going to take the money. But you have changed my mind.


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Nukazie
12/08/22 6:02:48 AM
#15:


ez money

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Ratchetrockon
12/08/22 6:03:05 AM
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Hawk girl. Maybe I can meet her if I visit sketchy areas and get mugged/beat up

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ToasterStrudeI
12/08/22 6:23:43 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
When you look up and the local bird lady just took a shit above you.
Don't kinkshame

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IHeartRadiation
12/08/22 12:39:42 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
The one with wings and a big mace who fights crime
Can I get a hawkgirl that isn't unfunny

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__starsnostars
12/08/22 12:46:34 PM
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I don't know much about Hawkgirl to say how effective a crimefighter she would be but 11k is beyond cheap. That's like what, a fifth of an annual salary of lowly and incompetent cop. At that price point you would be doing a disservice to everyone you know if you chose the money.

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MarcoRubio
12/08/22 12:53:57 PM
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Eh, neither. Don't need the money and don't know or care who Hawkgirl is.

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The_Korey
12/10/22 10:48:49 AM
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Simply being real is a nothingburger. The real world does not take as kindly to vigilantes as DC, the world powers will konsider her a threat (she'll only be welcome by both people and governments in 3ed world kountries that assume she's some sort of god,if she's lucky), and in some iterations, HG is an angy, violent, loose kanon before the JL kalms her down, makeing her a very bad chioce for lone ambassador. I think I like Sheyera a bit too much to thrust her into such a shit show.

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UnfairRepresent
12/11/22 12:49:02 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Simply being real is a nothingburger.
hmm

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1337toothbrush
12/11/22 12:51:36 PM
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Depends. May I have the sex with the hawkgirl?

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UnfairRepresent
12/13/22 8:27:25 AM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Depends. May I have the sex with the hawkgirl?
I mean you may

but you may have sex with AOC or Taylor Swift next week

You may win the lottery

its just immensely unlikely

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The_Korey
12/13/22 5:10:20 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
hmm

What?

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/13/22 5:11:03 PM
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how do you come up with these scenarios? lol

anyway, money obviously.
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frozenstar
12/13/22 5:11:41 PM
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I'd rather have the super hero in my town. It would make me feel safer.

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