Current Events > Fragile masculinity is the funniest thing ever yo lmao

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I miss when people thought kick ass girls were cool. Like in Alien and Terminator.

Ivynn posted...

I miss when people thought kick ass girls were cool. Like in Alien and Terminator.

Silence of the Lambs always gets overlooked in these comparisons.

Poster #2 has me blocked

But, yes, I agree with TC. How did it come to this? Like what switched in peoples brains? You look at something like Ellies woman inherits the earth line in Jurassic Park, and they wouldnt have given that a second thought. Imagine the outrage if Claire had said that in Jurassic World.

rexcrk posted...

Poster #2 has me blocked

But, yes, I agree with TC. How did it come to this? Like what switched in peoples brains? You look at something like Ellies woman inherits the earth line in Jurassic Park, and they wouldnt have given that a second thought. Imagine the outrage if Claire had said that in Jurassic World.

The difference is we've had a good seven or eight years where these weird little turds who are angry at women because they won't sleep with them have built an ideology around the idea that the reason they're never thrown a bone isn't their toxic personalities, their terrible sense of style or their abysmal personal hygiene, it's that women have been allowed to become too empowered, that "traditional" gender roles are the natural order of things, so women need to be demure, submissive little wisps.

rexcrk posted...

Poster #2 has me blocked

But, yes, I agree with TC. How did it come to this? Like what switched in peoples brains? You look at something like Ellies woman inherits the earth line in Jurassic Park, and they wouldnt have given that a second thought. Imagine the outrage if Claire had said that in Jurassic World.

It's just VampireCoyote, you're not missing out on much.

Kakapo posted...

The difference is we've had a good seven or eight years where these weird little turds who are angry at women because they won't sleep with them have built an ideology around the idea that the reason they're never thrown a bone isn't their toxic personalities, their terrible sense of style or their abysmal personal hygiene, it's that women have been allowed to become too empowered, that "traditional" gender roles are the natural order of things, so women need to be demure, submissive little wisps.

This is a good point.

How her peach though

Peach has been throwing turnips and shooting fireballs at fools for years though.

Kakapo posted...

The difference is we've had a good seven or eight years where these weird little turds who are angry at women because they won't sleep with them have built an ideology around the idea that the reason they're never thrown a bone isn't their toxic personalities, their terrible sense of style or their abysmal personal hygiene, it's that women have been allowed to become too empowered, that "traditional" gender roles are the natural order of things, so women need to be demure, submissive little wisps.

The irony is that they want "women to act like women", but they don't act like what they would define as "men".

They're whiny, insecure, passive-aggressive manchildren who waste their free time being perpetually on the internet bitching about female cartoon characters all day instead of trying to lead a fulfilling life.

They literally offer nothing of value to a woman's life, but nonetheless think they're entitled to a "chance" with them because they're fake-nice.

My only pet peeve is that they apparently gave her a battlesuit.

Like goddammit I want the spectacle of someone kicking ass in a wholly impractical, poofy, frilly dress. It's one of the best parts of Smash Bros <_<

wamen are strong and empowered, deal w/ it

Vicious_Dios posted...

It's just VampireCoyote, you're not missing out on much.

Ah. I dont even recognize that name lol. Mustve done something to upset them

Is it as funny as white fragility?

Another man crying about a kids movie on the internet again.

When will men be allowed to be men again?

Ivynn posted...

I miss when people thought kick ass girls were cool. Like in Alien and Terminator.

Kick ass girls are cool.

xfd

Kim_Seong-a posted...

My only pet peeve is that they apparently gave her a battlesuit.

Like goddammit I want the spectacle of someone kicking ass in a wholly impractical, poofy, frilly dress. It's one of the best parts of Smash Bros <_<

She wears the dress and the "battlesuit" isn't a battlesuit. It's a costume from Mario Kart.

Kim_Seong-a posted...

My only pet peeve is that they apparently gave her a battlesuit.

Like goddammit I want the spectacle of someone kicking ass in a wholly impractical, poofy, frilly dress. It's one of the best parts of Smash Bros <_<

It isn't a battle suit, it's her outfit she wears when on a motorcycle in Mario Kart.

out of bordeum i argued with a person in some youtube comments recently over the idea of men crying

dude was pushing how its wrong for men to cry and unnatural and bla bla bla

and he got more and more angry as i presented facts to him (like the fact alpha males dont exist which he fully believes they do)

its always funny to watch these ppl act like they are big touch strong manly men yet they get so upset about things

That just reminds me of the thing on Reddit with some dummy trying to argue against taking Prozac or whatever saying like "Taking drugs is like admitting you're weak" or something stupid like that.

Imagine being this upset over a movie aimed towards lowest common denominator children that given the predictability of those types of movies, will probably end with Peach needing help from Mario who then delivers the coup de grace against Bowser. They're not even pulling a Paul Feig here, it's just a fucking Illumination movie.