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Heartomaton 11/30/22 2:39:45 PM #1:	The second you clicked on this topic, a randomly selected bear from the various places in the world where bears live became acutely aware of your general location on earth and filled with a desire to find its way to you and maul the absolute fuck out of you and eat your head and other parts. How long it takes to get to you depends on how far it was from you to begin with, the speed of the individual bear, and whatever obstacles there may be. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:969813138] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>The second you clicked on this topic, a randomly selected bear from the various places in the world where bears live became acutely aware of your general location on earth and filled with a desire to find its way to you and maul the absolute fuck out of you and eat your head and other parts.How long it takes to get to you depends on how far it was from you to begin with, the speed of the individual bear, and whatever obstacles there may be.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188 11/30/22 2:41:27 PM #2:	https://twitter.com/cocainebear/status/1598013839202693120?t=wyntY6u9Q-ZsyqyVZ4-5bw&s=19 --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:969813176] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/cocainebear/status/1598013839202693120?t=wyntY6u9Q-ZsyqyVZ4-5bw&s=19</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom_Joad 11/30/22 2:41:30 PM #3:	My bear stops your bear. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/7/AAfQqfAAD8At.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult <cite>Tom_Joad posted [p:969813179] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>My bear stops your bear.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/7/AAfQqfAAD8At.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 11/30/22 2:41:49 PM #4:	Bear would never make it to me. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:969813183] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>Bear would never make it to me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 11/30/22 2:42:01 PM #5:	I live in the middle of a major metropolitan area. It'd be put down long before it got close to me. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:969813188] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>I live in the middle of a major metropolitan area. It'd be put down long before it got close to me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 11/30/22 2:42:27 PM #6:	You guys are underestimating the bears. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:969813197] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>You guys are underestimating the bears.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 11/30/22 2:43:15 PM #7:	Heartomaton posted... You guys are underestimating the bears. I live smack dab in a huge city where closest bear territory is like half a day drive at high speeds. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:969813216] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>You guys are underestimating the bears.</quote>I live smack dab in a huge city where closest bear territory is like half a day drive at high speeds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 11/30/22 2:44:55 PM #8:	WingsOfGood posted... I live smack dab in a huge city where closest bear territory is like half a day drive at high speeds. The one coming after you is smarter than the a-ver-age bear. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:969813260] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite><quote>I live smack dab in a huge city where closest bear territory is like half a day drive at high speeds.</quote>The one coming after you is smarter than the a-ver-age bear.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 11/30/22 2:46:17 PM #9:	Heartomaton posted... The one coming after you is smarter than the a-ver-age bear. Yogi would die even faster <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:969813293] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>The one coming after you is smarter than the a-ver-age bear.</quote>Yogi would die even faster</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolcono 11/30/22 2:50:15 PM #10:	Surprised nobody mentioned this type of bear. https://aminoapps.com/c/ososamino/page/item/oso-polar/PZx4_lrc3IdwJbmlrvZQV3PMZ2VqdjEaLa --- https://cartpushersarenumber1.quora.com/ <cite>coolcono posted [p:969813401] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>Surprised nobody mentioned this type of bear.https://aminoapps.com/c/ososamino/page/item/oso-polar/PZx4_lrc3IdwJbmlrvZQV3PMZ2VqdjEaLa</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 11/30/22 2:53:17 PM #11:	WingsOfGood posted... Yogi would die even faster https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/4/AAcI8BAAD8BI.jpg --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:969813480] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite><quote>Yogi would die even faster</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/4/AAcI8BAAD8BI.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 11/30/22 2:57:23 PM #12:	Alucard188 posted... https://twitter.com/cocainebear/status/1598013839202693120?t=wyntY6u9Q-ZsyqyVZ4-5bw&s=19 https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/08e788c2-be3d-461a-a478-9e42e5e820c0 --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:969813583] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>Alucard188 posted... </cite><quote>https://twitter.com/cocainebear/status/1598013839202693120?t=wyntY6u9Q-ZsyqyVZ4-5bw&s=19</quote>https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/08e788c2-be3d-461a-a478-9e42e5e820c0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 11/30/22 3:07:20 PM #13:	Heartomaton posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/4/AAcI8BAAD8BI.jpg The military would scramble fighter jets on that thing the second it reach the city perimeter. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:969813832] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/4/AAcI8BAAD8BI.jpg</quote>The military would scramble fighter jets on that thing the second it reach the city perimeter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 11/30/22 3:09:10 PM #14:	Hmm. Id call the cops --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:969813868] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>Hmm. Id call the cops</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 11/30/22 3:12:54 PM #15:	WingsOfGood posted... The military would scramble fighter jets on that thing the second it reach the city perimeter. It's cloaked! Ratchetrockon posted... Hmm. Id call the cops You expect them to believe you? :o --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:969813963] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite><quote>The military would scramble fighter jets on that thing the second it reach the city perimeter.</quote>It's cloaked!Ratchetrockon posted... </cite><quote>Hmm. Id call the cops</quote>You expect them to believe you? :o</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 11/30/22 3:14:51 PM #16:	Heartomaton posted... It's cloaked! You are now retroactively giving this bear in your hypothetical who is at RANDOM super powers bears do not possess at RANDOM or at all? <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:969813992] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>It's cloaked!</quote>You are now retroactively giving this bear in your hypothetical who is at RANDOM super powers bears do not possess at RANDOM or at all?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 11/30/22 3:20:06 PM #17:	WingsOfGood posted... You are now retroactively giving this bear in your hypothetical who is at RANDOM super powers bears do not possess at RANDOM or at all? I'm CHANGING the RULES because SOMEONE refuses to PRETEND to be SCARED of the BEARS. >:( --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:969814145] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite><quote>You are now retroactively giving this bear in your hypothetical who is at RANDOM super powers bears do not possess at RANDOM or at all?</quote>I'm CHANGING the RULES because SOMEONE refuses to PRETEND to be SCARED of the BEARS. >:(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 11/30/22 3:24:51 PM #18:	Heartomaton posted... You expect them to believe you? :o Id wait till it starts banging on the front door or back door and then hide upstairs in my closet Id call the cops and tell them that im being robbed but didn't get a good look at the person! --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:969814246] in You are no... [t:80256832]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>You expect them to believe you? :o</quote>Id wait till it starts banging on the front door or back door and then hide upstairs in my closet Id call the cops and tell them that im being robbed but didn't get a good look at the person! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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