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Blue_Inigo
11/29/22 1:49:26 PM
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Is there some kind of secret law that if your name is Amber you must become hot?

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VampireCoyote
11/29/22 1:50:24 PM
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hollow bones

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Cobra1010
11/29/22 1:51:43 PM
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I only know 2 ambers irl. One is quite alright, another is fat and slightly below average.

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KiwiTerraRizing
11/29/22 1:52:43 PM
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Crazy pussy

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KogaSteelfang
11/29/22 1:55:20 PM
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The Amber I went to school with could move each of her eyes independently of the other.

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120DrowzeeFur
11/29/22 1:56:32 PM
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It's a hot name.

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HANGtheDJ_86
11/29/22 2:51:11 PM
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She was supposedly such huge slut but my friend could never get with her no matter how long he tried

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Prestoff
11/29/22 2:52:55 PM
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I Heard that was the cause.

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Naysaspace
11/29/22 2:53:11 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yeah the ambers i knew were pretty chalk. Usually with that raspy barstar voice, fistbumping at a club at age 29 with her 3 kids at her moms house.
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lilORANG
11/29/22 2:56:47 PM
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Not hotter than Peggy

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samsungsalt
12/01/22 1:05:10 PM
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I had a boss named Amber who was kinda cute but average, but she was also like twice my age at the time.

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Kurt_Russel
12/01/22 1:06:52 PM
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My exs name is amber. She had the goods tbh.

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gunplagirl
12/01/22 1:07:34 PM
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I was held down and molested by a girl named Amber

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CommonJoe
12/01/22 1:07:58 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/8/AAPF7PAAD8Oo.jpg

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Damn_Underscore
12/01/22 1:08:29 PM
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Because that is the color of their energy

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DarkRoast
12/01/22 1:10:40 PM
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I feel seen

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Oreos74
12/01/22 1:11:17 PM
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Ive only known one ugly amber

the rest have been bad as fuck.

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coolcono
12/01/22 1:12:12 PM
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The only Amber I know is a mentally challenged girl who bags groceries.

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Vegy
12/01/22 1:54:22 PM
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All da ambers i knew were hella sex positive if you know what I'm shaying

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32Legend
12/01/22 1:54:37 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
The Amber I went to school with could move each of her eyes independently of the other.
Hot

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VampireCoyote
12/01/22 1:55:48 PM
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amber sounds like hamper, and a hamper is where people put their clothes. . .when theyre naked

if ya know what I mean

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/01/22 1:56:49 PM
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do they all defecate in their beds as well?
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Damn_Underscore
12/01/22 3:11:13 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
The Amber I went to school with could move each of her eyes independently of the other.

Next level of Belle Delphine

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garan
12/01/22 3:44:06 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
Literally every woman I've ever known named Amber was, in fact, pretty hot.


Same.
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